🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I'm on team Ethan Ralph, unless he one day admits he was jerking off I don't believe it.

He's a hollering pig, and you expect me to believe that straight faced, dainty, restrained little sequence there was his version of masturbation?
The dude probably sweats and grunts when he cranks it, beet-red and pawing at his crotch like a desperate animal trying to get off through the haze of substances he's on at any given time.

I think he's just bouncing his leg and arm.

Fake news.
 
Makoto Niijima said:
Why is Ralph stroking it to Nikki Haley?
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Because masturbating to Michelle Obama is gay. She has a dick.
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Dire Dire Cocks said:
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How does one look sad while masturbating?
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Might of already been answered, but I think its when one is such a coomer that they masterbate less out of genuine excitement and lust, and more "well, time to get my fix" type mindset, where they are less concerned about fulfilling fantasies, and more concerned about getting a nut.
WHY hes doing this to watching a news interview, ill never know.
Maybe hes trying to save time and take in news WHILE he beats off? masterbation multi-tasking?
 
At least Phil went to the bathroom to hopefully clean his hands afterwards, does Ralph use his jizz covered hands on his mouse and keyboard right after the deed?
 
Life must really be different for 'streamers.' I have my laptop camera covered whenever I'm not specifically on zoom or something. And if I had a streaming setup I would feel absolutely paranoid about doing anything on it that could be embarrassing.

As to the subject matter, sure it's weird, but it's so much better than it COULD be that I'm not even that phased.
 
Ultrapenguin said:
I'm on team Ethan Ralph, unless he one day admits he was jerking off I don't believe it.

He's a hollering pig, and you expect me to believe that straight faced, dainty, restrained little sequence there was his version of masturbation?
The dude probably sweats and grunts when he cranks it, beet-red and pawing at his crotch like a desperate animal trying to get off through the haze of substances he's on at any given time.

I think he's just bouncing his leg and arm.

Fake news.
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Consider that we're talking about the Memphis Micro here. Jerking that off takes one third of the effort.
 
The weirdest part was him continuing to yell at the news while obviously masturbating.
Do you you think he may have done this on purpose?
 
Oh Ethan like what ever dude. If it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck it’s a fucking duck.

Jerk off.
 
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