🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Picnic_Boy]

I can't believe there was a time I didn't believe Ralph is a cow. He just can't help himself. He's an absolute cartoon.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ralph is streaming now on Rumble, saying that if he gets the goal he will jack off to Nikki Haley on robostreamer. Because SOME PEOPLE ACCUSED him of doing that last night (insert nervous dolphin laugh)

 

[The Last Stand]

I'll say this: if you're attracted to a politician, something is wrong with you. To each their own.

 

[John Shedletsky]

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This isn't just beating off, he's fucking CRANKING it.

 

[Lake]

It's way too fucking early in the day for this.

Nikki Haley?!

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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*snort* Look, you fucking detractors, I didn't jack it to Nikki Haley! I was adjusting something, okay? Off camera, on my groin. I was so focused I didn't even see my webcam was on, ACK ACK ACK ACK!

 

[Blasterman]

Holy shit, just when you think the Gunt has finally dried up, he keeps giving!

 

[Judge Holden]

Guess he saw how low his score was for 2023 cow of the year and decided to hit 2024 with a uh....bang

 

[Green Monster Can]

Ralph is streaming now on Rumble, saying that if he gets the goal he will jack off to Nikki Haley on robostreamer. Because SOME PEOPLE ACCUSED him of doing that last night (insert nervous dolphin laugh)

I checked the vod from yesterday and its not truuu because he made an obvious cut at the moment in question. Kinda surprised he even went through the effort, knowing how little effort he puts into everything else.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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That was, by a wide margin, the most joyless and dour session of masturbation I have ever seen.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'll say this: if you're attracted to a politician, something is wrong with you. To each their own.

nah nigga mommy tulsi can get it

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

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Wasn't Ethan Ralph's first girlfriend was a Paki? I guess he has a thing for pajeetas.

 

[Pomniman]

I would expect that he would jerk off to Trump, but Haley?

Maybe she reminds him of that salty Sandrussy. The merge is on, motherfuckercoin to the moons of Saturn.

 

[Finger Pistols]

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It's not even been a month and we already have all this milk! 2024 Year of the cow babyyyyyyy!

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

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Wasn't Ethan Ralph's first girlfriend was a Paki? I guess he has a thing for pajeetas.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Dick is extremely scared of pissing off Ralph.

Ralph has to have blackmail material on Dick. That faggot will sit there and "joke" about pedophilia and wage a guerilla legal war on Eric July but he turns into a shrill woman when Pedo talks about Pantsu hooking up with Ralph. Makes you think.

Brother kiwi, I can't fathom how nasty that dirt must be--Ralph admitted he FELCHED Dick. It must be something with kids to top the felching story

 

[Gary the Cryptofascist]

I really like that he thinks he would own Nikki Haley by jacking it to her.

Already one of the greatest insights of the year.

 

[draggs]

IN FAK, IF I HAD TA GUESS, IT WUZ IN FAK YOO THAT JURKED OFF TA NIKKI HALEY!

 

[Captain Ahab]

Most exercise he’s had in a long time.

 

[K!w!Fartz]

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Ethan Ralph has pulled a DSP and "accidentally" streamed himself masturbating to Nikki Haley. ((()))
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