🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Braphamut said:
Shortly after his intro, Ethan challenges Wings' wife to a boxing match.

Hog Logic. Impotently threaten women. She does Wings' chores so even if she's got cancer and fat she could still take him on I bet.
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The last time you took a swing at a woman, you missed and got your hooves in chains with 8 months in jail, Ethan. Stop punching up.
 
Stream on Rumble endet with $164
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He then continued streaming on Kick to "still hit the goal and still go until midnight". Can't game with sunglasses and therefore had to show his rearranged face. Added $6 to end there with $170. I don't think we'll see the Killstream Senorita back soon, I'm sure she doesn't fancy poor pigmen.
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Look--an Alien! said:
So houses in Merida are only worth 200 bucks?
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He made far more in superchats last night than the ring is worth.
Rage Pig said:
Stream on Rumble endet with $164
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I’m sure Ralph really thought it was some real expensive ring when his uncle got rid or the gaudy thing from his junk drawer. 85% of the value is in the gold, the cloudy old mine cut diamonds have very little value.

But I have a hard time believing piggy wouldn’t have run down to a pawn store to have it looked at and been given the bad news, but continue to put on a brave face. (Or he might actually have avoided ever having the ring appraised because he prefers it stays in the fantasy world where he is also a rich successful streamer and e-celeb.)

The scam to make people feel better about ridiculously overpaying for jewelry, or some family heirloom they want to believe has more than sentimental value, is to get an insurance appraisal for “replacement value” and since that is also based on the ridiculous retail jewelry market prices they always, always get a high, very inflated value. Ralph would probably be told his ring has a $3-4k replacement value. (Replacement value has nothing to do with the actual asset value of the ring.)

The “replacement value” is long running scam in the jewelry trade to make people believe they are buying something valuable. It’s almost always the number you see given when people are trying to sell jewelry. Yes, the actual cash value of X piece of jewelry is $300, but if you had to buy it again from the jewelry store they would still be using the 400% retail mark up so therefore the replacement value is $8500!, or whatever the retail list price the jewelry store is trying to con people into paying.

“Replacement Value” was a nifty invention of the jewelry trade to try and trick people into believing they weren’t vastly overpaying for jewelry and making a very good investment!
 
"Sentient human woman"- he truly is the most gifted wordsmith in the Sektur. Oh, and he's not just talking about Warkis girlfriend, he's also gonna talk about Boogie and Wings! Riveting, fresh content on the Killstream, can't wait to see it.

 
Rage Pig said:
he's also gonna talk about Boogie and Wings!

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Have either one of them taken the bait and responded to his (increasingly desperate) overtures? Or are they ignoring him like Rekieta, Fuentes, Josh, Metokur and Keem?

Another question: will he manage to get over 300 live viewers today? I noticed Beardson at 375 yesterday. That’s the sad state of the Failstream these days. Poor irrelevant piggy.
 
Ralph has been seething about needing a code to collect an Amazon package, in the end the driver ended up leaving without delivering it. While running back from the front door his comb-over kept slipping. This nigga BALD:
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Sneed S. McSneedensen said:
Let's be honest: Ralph makes Tourettes Guy look rational and reasonable.
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Danny is a National Treasure. Not only that, he’s also not a deadbeat dad and is able to maintain at least a cordial enough relationship with his ex that she feels comfortable dropping by to visit occasionally. Oh yeah, he’s also for the most part maintained gainful employment.
 
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