🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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It's funny that a man who has moved on down from a shitty house in America to a shitty house in Mexico, lost most of his earning ability, lost his wife and child, and lost his truck, is singing along to a song about moving on up.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Lost most of his earning ability, lost his wife and child, and lost his truck, is singing along to a song about moving on up.
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When you're lower than the grease that drips from your Gunt, any dime you get will make you dance for Massa'. Give him Bitcoin for a years Mexican rent he'd deep throat a cock faster than you can say Netanyahu and do a puppet show the likes of Ye could only imagine in a manic episode.
 
Internet Inquisitor said:
When you're lower than the grease that drips from your Gunt, any dime you get will make you dance for Massa'. Give him Bitcoin for a years Mexican rent he'd deep throat a cock faster than you can say Netanyahu and do a puppet show the likes of Ye could only imagine in a manic episode.
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Accurate statement, but I could have done without the mental image.
 
Lol when was the last time this guy even came close to hitting the goal? I've tried tuning in and it's the most boring shit in the universe. He just silently looks at youtube and adds pointless comments and sometimes responds to chat about nacho chip flavors. Best in the sektur from the top on down.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Lol when was the last time this guy even came close to hitting the goal? I've tried tuning in and it's the most boring shit in the universe. He just silently looks at youtube and adds pointless comments and sometimes responds to chat about nacho chip flavors. Best in the sektur from the top on down.
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Okay but smash or pass chat
 
Did some quick math, in the last month Ralph has streamed for ~140 hours and made (after Powerchat cut) $4,116, which means his hourly wage is a little under $30/hr. He has ruined his life to make the equivalent of an auto mechanic's wages.

I'm not factoring in any Stripe loan payback because I have no idea if he's still forking money over to them. But it's decent money to literally sit in a chair and watch youtube, so I guess he's killing it?

To put into context: BMJ has won and lost his entire yearly salary in the last 72 hours.
 
hawkisnight said:
Ralph you need to do something stupid. Null is killing your board.
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Come on it’s just a lull and everyone was spoiled by a wild fucking year of Ralph content. Pretty soon our boy will be off hollering and raging!

Ralphcoin to the moon!

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"What? What?" He squeals in his high pitched pig voice, nervously lighting a cigarette while being asked about the Mexican gigolo who fucked his wife in the ass.

 
Goddamn he even smokes like a bitch too.
That was a great clip, hopefully things can chug along nicely if Ralph keeps sniping to be humiliated. I’m fine with that.
‘What what I was on pills I can’t talk about that’ he squeaks in his tiny-balled helium voice.
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