🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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It might not even be legal for him to preemptively assault someone at his door if they don't show intent to do any harm, depending on how cucked the self-defense laws are in VA.

Someone praying to the corn god is hardly an imminent threat.
 
Man I hope that paint thing happens, Ralph can even have it as a W. Just keep ramping up the stupidity because I have no idea where this train is going to stop at this point. My expectations which almost always lean on the optimistic side are constantly exceeded by Ralph and the alogs.
 
Telemeter said:
It might not even be legal for him to preemptively assault someone at his door if they don't show intent to do any harm, depending on how cucked the self-defense laws are in VA.

Someone praying to the corn god is hardly an imminent threat.
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I'm not a lawyer but my understanding of this (from this site) is that he would have to reasonably believe he is going to be hurt and needs to use force. Probably would not be considered reasonable belief to throw it at somebody leaving baby supplies on his porch.
 
LadiosSopp said:
Hopefully this all ends with his house getting demolished and him living out of his truck lol.
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Its not Ralph’s house, it’s his landlord’s. I’m sure the landlord isn’t a “big fan of the Killstream”. They’re probably unaware of any of this shit. If they ever became aware they’d probably evict Ralph and that would be even funnier than the house being demolished because we’d get to see all of Ralph’s shit like the bowling trophy and the cowboy hat sitting out on the curb because he can’t fit everything he owns into the Ralphatruck.

DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Like a true ralphamale
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A true Ralphamale would be living in Ronnie’s West Memphis AR crack shack, something Ethan is too cowardly to do.
 
Lorne Armstrong said:
Its not Ralph’s house, it’s his landlord’s. I’m sure the landlord isn’t a “big fan of the Killstream”. They’re probably unaware of any of this shit. If they ever became aware they’d probably evict Ralph and that would be even funnier than the house being demolished because we’d get to see all of Ralph’s shit like the bowling trophy and the cowboy hat sitting out on the curb because he can’t fit everything he owns into the Ralphatruck.
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Yea I realized that after I posted, silly to think Ralph would actually own anything in his life aside from shitty little trinkets that he uses to help prop up his wigger lifestyle.
 
Bepis said:
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I'm not a lawyer but my understanding of this (from this site) is that he would have to reasonably believe he is going to be hurt and needs to use force. Probably would not be considered reasonable belief to throw it at somebody leaving baby supplies on his porch.
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Ralph can reasonably believe he is going to be hurt literally at any given moment because he cannot defend himself, and there’s several examples immortalized on video just in the last year. It is funny to a point, but does anyone doubt he’s carrying a knife or some shit like a little old black lady does?
 
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Ralph has just declared that the MAJORITY of posters in the Gunt board are actually women. This is his new tactic of getting the Cozy Incels like him more, Ralph is actually being cyberbullied by a bunch of evil femoids.
 
3322 said:
Ralph has just declared that the MAJORITY of posters in the Gunt board are actually women. This is his new tactic of getting the Cozy Incels like him more, Ralph is actually being cyberbullied by a bunch of evil femoids.
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i bet he checked his lolcow thread recently
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Tux fucked his sister, that's wrong, and he fucked off the Internet. All these Killstream shows make me want to play Super Mario 64 from his autistic squealing tirades. Nice shake up on the show, went from wanting to fall asleep to play a game. Truly our #GamerGate king !!!
 
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Ralph can reasonably believe he is going to be hurt literally at any given moment because he cannot defend himself, and there’s several examples immortalized on video just in the last year. It is funny to a point, but does anyone doubt he’s carrying a knife or some shit like a little old black lady does?
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I'm sure he has a knife tucked into his folds or something at all times, for all the good it will do him when his little arms can barely make it past that gunt.
 
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Ralph has just declared that the MAJORITY of posters in the Gunt board are actually women. This is his new tactic of getting the Cozy Incels like him more, Ralph is actually being cyberbullied by a bunch of evil femoids.
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Awesome! My female larping gaslighting actually fucking worked! :story:

Also dunno about you but if I was gunt I'd want less women as possible seeing his micropeen so he's just admitting to a bigger l lol
 
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MeltyTW said:
Awesome! My female larping gaslighting actually fucking worked! :story:

Also dunno about you but if I was gunt I'd want less women as possible seeing his microphone so he's just admitting to a bigger l lol
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List of women who have BTFO'd Ralph

- Nora, by divorcing him and breaking his heart
- Adrienne Blair, by silencing him
- Faith Vickers, by dumping him, taking his son and silencing him
- MintSalad by beating the fuck out of him
- Lauren Southern, Brittany Venti and that other woman who laughed about his microdick on stream
- Chrissie Mayr, by reading a-lawgs superchats
- CringeMomma, by relentlessly restreaming and a-lawgging him
- the underaged prostitute, by kicking his ass in Portugal
- his mom, by dying
- Meigh, by giving him a daughter instead of a son
- all of the lovely a-lawg ladies of the Gunt board
 
Telemeter said:
Like Ralph would be fast and stealthy enough to get the jump on anyone at his door, you could hear the floor boards creaking from the other side of the house.
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Like Ralph has ever bought paint in his life. We saw the state of Sandra’s crack shack. There’s no paint by the door, it’s yet another empty threat/dumb lie from the scared ass wigger.

Ralphamale just started worrying that after his “everything is fair game” announcement ppl might just take him up on it. Seeing his performance in Lisbon it’s obvious Gunt can’t defend himself or his home.

A stallion could come in his door to mount his mare and all he would do is impotently wave his middle finger and llama spit while Neigh finally got cock bigger than 2 inches.

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Ralph has just declared that the MAJORITY of posters in the Gunt board are actually women. This is his new tactic of getting the Cozy Incels like him more, Ralph is actually being cyberbullied by a bunch of evil femoids.
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He is absolutely terrified of women, he sees them mocking his fat, bisected Gunt, support hose wearing ass, around every corner. But he’s not paranoid, everywhere women see him we do laugh and gag. His revenge porn is the stuff of female nightmares…or absurd comedy.
 
EyeGuy said:
On TS just now, Ralph stated that he keeps a bucket of paint by his door ready to throw at any aylawgs that come his way. He's really turning into the American Drachenlord.
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What a monumentally stupid thing to say. Some alog is going to work out some way of getting an innocent delivery driver splattered to embarrass and possibly incarcerate Ralph.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
He is absolutely terrified of women, he sees them mocking his fat, bisected Gunt, support hose wearing ass, around every corner. But he’s not paranoid, everywhere women see him we do laugh and gag. His revenge porn is the stuff of female nightmares…or absurd comedy.
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There is nothing that upsets Ralph more than women laughing at him. I assume he has been bullied and laughed at by women all his life, even before he became a lolcow. He was a fat, ugly ginger piglet in school and girls probably asked him out as a joke, then laughed in his face when he thought they were serious. The black hookers he pays to fuck him now probably start giggling when he takes off his pants.
 
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