🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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disavow said:
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ok Ralph, maybe Dick (none of this matters) Masterson will care but considering his reaction to Lowtax death, it wont bother him too much.
 
disavow said:
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ah fuck man thats great. also if ralph responds to a post or video without disputing it it means he doesnt care about it iirc so i guess hes just fine that after he dies his body is going to be fought over by me and the kino casino to see who can shove corn up its ass on video first.
 
MeltyTW said:
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ah fuck man thats great. also if ralph responds to a post or video without disputing it it means he doesnt care about it iirc so i guess hes just fine that after he dies his body is going to be fought over by me and the kino casino to see who can shove corn up its ass on video first.
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im going to have that tattoo'd as a tramp stamp on his piggy lil rump. actually i could probably make a lot of money charging for messages tattoo'd onto him and have a 24 7 casket rotting stream with donos. and tts so you can pay your respects and make him rage in hell. also maybe devices set up so you feed him corn or something or punch his balls.
 
No one to morn Ralph when he dies is pretty sad, but to have no one actually trying to host an intervention to save his life is just pathetic.

The dude is literally eating, drinking, and drugging himself to death and the only people around him seem to be encouraging it.
 
JustStopDude said:
No one to morn Ralph when he dies is pretty sad, but to have no one actually trying to host an intervention to save his life is just pathetic.

The dude is literally eating, drinking, and drugging himself to death and the only people around him seem to be encouraging it.
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Meigh can make a fortune selling relics after he dies. He's worth more dead than alive. Hell, I might fly down there myself and bribe the coroner. Paw Paw's Ring would probably cover the airfare.
 
Shush said:
Ethan was really well behaved.
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he lasted longer on stardust’s stream without sperging out than keffals did. even the self proclaimed ralphamale is more of a woman than keffals
disavow said:
He said his new internet is "blazin'"
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if by blazin he means slow, stoned and couchlocked then that’s a pretty good descriptor of his shit internet
 
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Ethan's whole cigar fixation is the gayest and funniest thing. As if his ketoacidosis tampon breath needed to smell any worse. Cigars don't make you look cool if you're some obese broke loser faggot. Same with cigarettes. Bogart and Swayze looked cool with cigarettes because they were already cool. When someone like Beardson the goddamn hobbit smokes cigarettes, he just looks like a joke. Just like how Ralphie looks like a joke when smoking his $1.59 cigars.
 
MeltyTW said:
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ah fuck man thats great. also if ralph responds to a post or video without disputing it it means he doesnt care about it iirc so i guess hes just fine that after he dies his body is going to be fought over by me and the kino casino to see who can shove corn up its ass on video first.
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Ralph's demise is going to eerily mirror that of his father, abandoning his kids, alienating all his loved ones, and dying alone and forgotten, decomposing into a couch for three weeks before somebody finds his carcass, only because the stench has become unbearable.

One of the few leg-ups in death that Ralph may have over Ronnie is that his memorial service could feasibly be held inside an authentic, bona-fide taco joint in Mexico instead of a poor imitation one in Arkansas.
 
Beef Elemental said:
Meigh can make a fortune selling relics after he dies. He's worth more dead than alive. Hell, I might fly down there myself and bribe the coroner. Paw Paw's Ring would probably cover the airfare.
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I would pay $150 for Paw Paw's nickel ring, that's a full $142.37 more than its going rate at a pawn shop.
 
Pale Empress said:
Ralph's demise is going to eerily mirror that of his father, abandoning his kids, alienating all his loved ones, and dying alone and forgotten, decomposing into a couch for three weeks before somebody finds his carcass, only because the stench has become unbearable.

One of the few leg-ups in death that Ralph may have over Ronnie is that his memorial service could feasibly be held inside an authentic, bona-fide taco joint in Mexico instead of a poor imitation one in Arkansas.
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Ralph's funeral will be in a BBQ joint in Mexico, completing the cycle.
 
Beef Elemental said:
Oof, I was hoping to get at least $500 for it. Could you do $450?
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How about $140 and a Budweiser six pack?
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Ralph's funeral will be in a BBQ joint in Mexico, completing the cycle.
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There won't be a funeral, landlord will come check on why the rent's late this month with a big guy to help kick him out if he doesn't have the money, they will find the body, call the authorities, and someone from forensics will come haul the carcass to the city's common grave.

If he's lucky, some med students will get to cut him up into pieces to learn more about liver failure, and that will be the best thing Ralph does in his life.
 
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Pale Empress said:
Ralph's demise is going to eerily mirror that of his father, abandoning his kids, alienating all his loved ones, and dying alone and forgotten, decomposing into a couch for three weeks before somebody finds his carcass, only because the stench has become unbearable.

One of the few leg-ups in death that Ralph may have over Ronnie is that his memorial service could feasibly be held inside an authentic, bona-fide taco joint in Mexico instead of a poor imitation one in Arkansas.
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lol whos going to fly to the yucatan to remember this fuck? just me and kino casino handling his corpse like a fucking india jones movie on acid.
 
My only qualm with the show currently is that it runs too long. I miss the days when Ralph (Maker's Mark Be Upon Him) would come in, guns blazing, tear through a 2-3 show and end the night on a high note.
He still has some hilarious owns to hand out to the haters though so I've stuck around
 
Poverty asynchronous 450/95 with 43ms. Looks like shitty HFC (old school cable) internet to me. Enjoy your constant drop outs and jitter issues when Jose' 2 blocks over decides to fire up his stick welder or a lighting storm roles in during the rainy season.
You would think a professional streamer would do some basic research and make sure they had synchronous FTTH (fiber) internet before moving to a place.
 
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