There are people who legit believe that switching from liquor to beer counts as “not drinking.” Desperate addicts try everything they can to avoid giving up their best friend. Making bets with themselves is part of the process: “I’ll only drink when I golf.” (Suddenly they’re golfing 108 rounds a week.) “I’ll only drink when I’m grilling out.” (Suddenly winter is prime grilling season.) “I’ll stick to beer and only do shots on special occasions.” (Suddenly temps above 20 degrees are a cause for celebration.)
There’s no way Ralph went cold turkey from all alcohol this past week. Tapering, maybe — especially since he’s still openly drugging.
I'm still subscribed to this YouTube channel that was popular in 2014-2016 for making fun of Reddit and doing the whole ironic meme thing. They did a live episode of their fake parody podcast for the first time in years and it's very obviously parodying Killstream aesthetically. There are a few references and at one point they mention Gunt.
Sure you were Ralph, sure you were. You totally turned down the opportunity to be in a major documentary feature because a woman told you not too. What a little bitch.
Does Pantsu now give him career guidance and told him Portugal and debating Daddy Jim was a great idea? I could see him blaming her for that tbh
its so funny to watch this obese turd mouth off at women while he's wearing his sunglasses because he got the ever living shit beat out of him on vacation. no way he survives another year. this wigger is probably going to get beat down again in dallas.
Hes just that tough lol, imagine sticking to that point after admitting your mugger qction movie scene story was conplete and utter lies.
Also I think Fuentes bridge is being burnt rn, trying to claim he was smarter than Fuentes by refusing to appear in the documentary, the cozy abandonment and doing in the short time he's set to be on it against nicks own audience, refusing to cop to a mistake and instead blaming it on cancel culture tactics despite him saying people were whining about his actual cancel culture tactics and nick noticing it on his own and without false or cut context of ralphals actions and ralph seemingly AFAIK being cut from any and all afoac promotional material makes me think nick is quietly cutting ralph down then off the shutting groyper tap
its so funny to watch this obese turd mouth off at women while he's wearing his sunglasses because he got the ever living shit beat out of him on vacation. no way he survives another year. this wigger is probably going to get beat down again in dallas.
I tuned into Ralph a little bit today, several times the viewer count on Odyssey went from 1027 -> 220 in an instant. Odyssey's viewer counts are a complete fabrication.
I tuned into Ralph a little bit today, several times the viewer count on Odyssey went from 1027 -> 220 in an instant. Odyssey's viewer counts are a complete fabrication.
Ralph is definitely not clean of alcohol. For the amount he drank, he'd go into the DTs if he went cold turkey. At this stage going cold turkey would put him more at risk then still drinking.
Ralph's YT mirror going down isn't a major loss. I'm curious if he'll try and sneakily keep it up when he goes exclusive with Odysee, he'll probably just pretend it's a fan stream. Doesn't matter anyway, he gets ratioed by even DSP at this point.
But yeah, I doubt Ralph was invited to the Louis doc. To be very honest, Ralph is only a known figure to the KFs at this point. He's a nobody to the general internet. Even to AF Ralph isn't anything since he's too scared to commit to anything (irony since he used that on Jim) but he never confirms a political position. He's "independent" and his own man. Beardson may claim the same but he also is called a "General" of AF and gets in cars with Nick. Ralph is basically a reporter at AFPAC.
TBH the insane alcoholic bridge burning arc might have reached its zenith - I’m not sure how the climax of Ralph getting sodomized and humiliated live by Metokur on Jarbo’s stream can be topped.
I’m feeling a new arc, the Withdrawal arc. Ralph will struggle to quit his drinking live on air for all to see - still the same unstable Gunt, just a different flavor of lunacy. Imagine - Ralph’s world has come crashing down after his scorned gay crush fully rejected him. He’s draped in rags, abandoned by his former capos, humilated and exposed. His ego is in tatters, his finances in ruin, his body brused and broken.
At this moment, Ralph attempts to quit his substance addiction cold turkey. His mind and body becomes roiled with withdrawal symptoms, all while spending every hour live on a dying show that mostly results in him reading Kiwi Farms for 10 hours a day. Ralph is at his lowest ever, and yet at this moment his mind and body are being tested and pushed to the extreme. Juicy
