🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Has anyone thought about Pantsuela, the prostitute he pretended to be his girlfriend? She’s probably the best lead on getting the location of his tin shack. Hopefully she can put aside her hatred of Ralph to rescue his cats
 
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The room was no doubt registered in her name because gunt is a moneyless child who can’t pay for anything.

I bet she had him kicked out, he made a scene, they called the police, then the hotel wouldn’t let him use the restroom so he pissed outside. So there’s your disorderly conduct and indecent exposure.

Hotel: “Saar, he then he pulled his penis out and began to urinate,”
Officer: “Did you see his penis?”
Hotel: “Yes?”
I could see that happening towards the end, but before that, Ralph had texted her and said he was coming to where she was and the snakening had happened at this point, so what is he referring to here?
 
Btw I am sanctioning a gay op, and I'm saying this in public because I don't want a bunch of people doing this behind the scenes and annoying local resources.

If Ralph's stay goes on much longer his cat will probably run out of standing water and food. He mentioned that last time he traveled Cleo developed kidney problems due to a lack of water. I don't know what animal protections are like in Mexico but if anyone does and has an idea I am greenlighting rescuing the heckin catarino.
So I'm thinking about it, the only way we're going to be able to rescue that cat is if we know where it is. To my knowledge Ralph has somehow managed to avoid being completely Mexican phonebooked so the only one who knows where Ralph lives is probably Ralph and some Mexicans. I'm struggling to think who he'd trust to give his address to, maybe you? Ham and cheese and all that. Who else would Ralph trust? Drawing a blank.
 
So I'm thinking about it, the only way we're going to be able to rescue that cat is if we know where it is. To my knowledge Ralph has somehow managed to avoid being completely Mexican phonebooked so the only one who knows where Ralph lives is probably Ralph and some Mexicans. I'm struggling to think who he'd trust to give his address to, maybe you? Ham and cheese and all that. Who else would Ralph trust? Drawing a blank.
Would Ralph have given his address to Scarlett?
 
Has anyone mentioned big greasy black penises yet?
I alluded to it, but you're welcome to get the ball rolling about how leering black bucks are going to turn his stomach into a writhing creamy mess like a good little Amerimutt.

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Btw I am sanctioning a gay op, and I'm saying this in public because I don't want a bunch of people doing this behind the scenes and annoying local resources.

If Ralph's stay goes on much longer his cat will probably run out of standing water and food. He mentioned that last time he traveled Cleo developed kidney problems due to a lack of water. I don't know what animal protections are like in Mexico but if anyone does and has an idea I am greenlighting rescuing the heckin catarino.

Your best bet would be contacting police in Merida (IDK if he still lives in Merida or in Tijuana), and explain the situation to them. Usually the police (depending on the area; Merida is more likely, Tijuana not so much) are willing to rescue animals.

The other thing you can try is posting in local Facebook groups. Here's a screenshot of which groups are available.

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Third would be contacting Ethan's landlord and explaining the situation.
 
So I'm thinking about it, the only way we're going to be able to rescue that cat is if we know where it is. To my knowledge Ralph has somehow managed to avoid being completely Mexican phonebooked so the only one who knows where Ralph lives is probably Ralph and some Mexicans. I'm struggling to think who he'd trust to give his address to, maybe you? Ham and cheese and all that. Who else would Ralph trust? Drawing a blank.
Pantsu knows. But would she snitch?
 
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