🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Ralph flashed his passport on stream in the airport, and it appears to be a standard one:
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(Scraped from Kino Casino, about 6:40:00 into this stream
image flipped because Ralph's stupid.) The emergency passport is labeled as such and is purple:
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One of his greatest traits is him thinking that having a passport, eating goyslop and drinking a Tequila shot in a restaurant is something others can only dream of so he has to flex these items into his camera, grinning like a retard.
 
Rage Pig said:
One of his greatest traits is him thinking that having a passport, eating goyslop and drinking a Tequila shot in a restaurant is something others can only dream of so he has to flex these items into his camera, grinning like a retard.
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He was so clearly getting baited on the passport thing, but it does prove he's not stuck on the 1-year retard purple passport.

The good news is, this probably means Xander will never see Ralph again.
 
Lol imagine getting a brand new US passport and the only place you can't go with it is back to the US because you'll get arrested at the border for failure to give lil Xanny his money. Sad! Pathetic!
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
He did have a purple one and he flashed it last year, after everyone made fun of him for not having one (after losing it for the second time). Then him having a retard passport became the meme.

If he did manage to get another ten year one Faith won’t be seeing any child support
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Before I i speculate she won't see it one way or another.

But I digress....they can still catch him at the border as California can order a child support warrant for him if he is

1. In excess of a pre-determined amount of arrears for the child in question.

Or

2. Hes openly defying the court order for child support. Which he has done multiple times because hes a fucking moron and has said fuck child support ill never pay another dime and had it memorialized on the internet in clip mines.

Judges HATE open defiance of their orders. Its kinda personal and they will bend you over with diameter in many cases if you did such. And beyond that they see it as a direct affront to the child in question. Ralph being Ralph his mouth could get him a cool 6 months if the Vickers clan wasn't a bunch of stumbling fuck wits. But I think faith is learning that like man-tsu its better not engaging and living life under thr radar. Meanwhile her idiot father steps on rakes every time he makes a move.
 
Rage Pig said:
One of his greatest traits is him thinking that having a passport, eating goyslop and drinking a Tequila shot in a restaurant is something others can only dream of so he has to flex these items into his camera, grinning like a retard.
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I think Ralph thinks da gaylogs are functionally identical to his fans, as far as IQ, finances, and desires. He'll do relatively benign shit like flash his passport or eat at Mexican Chili's because he believes if it impresses the handful of the Killstream faithful, it'll impress da gaylogs too. Either way, those kind of antics raise questions about the Ralphamale's intelligence. Yes, he's a certified and tenured retard, but the flavor of retard who gloats about having a passport is completely different than the flavor of retard who ruins their life because they're an emotionally unstable, immature BPD woman.
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
The good news is, this probably means Xander will never see Ralph again.
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Xanduh is unironically going to have a 'childhood memory unlocked' moment decades from now over meeting a strange, fat manlet in some government building a couple of times a year a long time ago.

What's funny is of Faith raises Xanduh to believe her brown boyfriend is his daddeh because then it'll inevitably transition from 'childhood memory unlocked' to a 'deeply unsettling realization' moment. A realization, borne Xanduh slowly unraveling the mystery of why he's so different than his Mexican daddeh. (I'm referring to Faith's boyfriend, not the sperm donor even though it laughably applies as well.) Xanduh, sitting there in his room, slowly discovering the seemingly innocuous hints and clues scattered throughout his life that revolve around an unspoken family secret. Then one day....

Poor Xanduh's heart will sink when he finally puts it all together. "M-m-mom....?" He asks nervously, his voice shaky. "W-w-who w-w-was that m-m-man that y-y-you and grandma used to d-d-drop and m-m-make me visit a-a-alone when I was l-l-little?"
 
HackerX said:
What's funny is of Faith raises Xanduh to believe her brown boyfriend is his daddeh because then it'll inevitably transition from 'childhood memory unlocked' to a 'deeply unsettling realization' moment. A realization, borne Xanduh slowly unraveling the mystery of why he's so different than his Mexican daddeh. (I'm referring to Faith's boyfriend, not the sperm donor even though it laughably applies as well.) Xanduh, sitting there in his room, slowly discovering the seemingly innocuous hints and clues scattered throughout his life that revolve around an unspoken family secret. Then one day....
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Or it’ll be like an inverse Dale-Joseph Gribble situation where Xander doesn’t realize Faith’s boyfriend isn’t his biological dad. Wonder what he’ll think if he discovers his thread when he’s older.
 
My favorite escapade of Hunter S Thompson was when he got mogged by a homeless man, attempted to drug and rape a homeless woman, was held hostage by a cab driver, openly creeped on Miss Teen Universe for an hour, and threatened to kill everyone in an airport to fuck her.
 
He is zooted. Also, he drinks directly from his water supply. And his AC is broken and he doesn't know how it works. The cats are roasting.

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Where the fuck is your chin, ralph? It's just a mound of blubber.

edit: He is texting someone about getting drugs again, alludes to being blackmailed by rekeita around the 3 hour and 15 minute mark.
 
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He's sitting at 4k viewers but his chat doesn't move all clip!! Oh wait, what's happening to that view count!?!??! GAYDUR VIP LIKES IS ALOGGING ME! MY CHECK DIDN'T CLEAR!!
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
He's sitting at 4k viewers but his chat doesn't move all clip!! Oh wait, what's happening to that view count!?!??! GAYDUR VIP LIKES IS ALOGGING ME! MY CHECK DIDN'T CLEAR!!
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Couple hours later, he's at 278 viewers.

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Edit 1:
1:42am local time in Merida, MX. Trump does his press conference to announce war operations with Iran, and Ralph during this huge opportunity to grift as one does decided to mumble, ramble about random things including his nose running, acting faded as fuck (but not pilled out). He then proceeded to just sit on his phone, and repeatedly just mumble. He then asked Trump to "fucking shut up" because he had like 3 superchats to go through.

Much more bitching (it was an 8 minute video so the length was never in question, it was always onscreen), and he finishes to shout out the superchats and then back to low energy looking down while music plays. Occasional comment about the activity. Lots of his head below the camera right now.

Edit 2:
3:11am Merida time, he left the stream, supposedly was sitting on a couch offscreen by a few feet for about 10 minutes, came back with a lot of energy, and then after a while started talking like early pillstream. He's waffling about going to Baghdad, Beirut, Tehran, Tel Aviv, flights cheap because of the announcement of military strikes. The amount of his lone whale in chat pushing for it feels super Idea Guys. Chat is NOT moving but about 30 minutes ago when he returned, his viewers jumped from 250 (1 message every 3 minutes) to 4k (still 1 message every 3 minutes). He's becoming progressively more sleepy again and less capable of clean speech. Looping about Cog again, two hours later still doing that.

He's just watching twitter footage of the missile strikes going on right now in Iran.

Edit 3:
3:55am Merida time, he's playing "Hoes in area codes" and I can only imagine rewriting the lyrics as "domestic abuse restraining orders in different area codes". Firmly in the brim at bottom of camera frame low energy mode. Replaying random shit, zoning out to sky news. No idea how anyone watches this. He just wandered off again, surely to use his "energy supplement" again. Might be looking at a pillstream.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
Replaying random shit, zoning out to sky news. No idea how anyone watches this. He just wandered off again, surely to use his "energy supplement" again. Might be looking at a pillstream.
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I sort of see Ralph as an old timey, broken down, carnie barker. He half-heartedly tries to attract the attention and spare change of digital passer-bys late into the night from his third world pig stye.

I’m still befuddled by all these streamers doing 5, 10 or 12 hour. I couldn’t watch that shit if I was locked in a 6x6 room with four bare walls. The levels of stupid and bored plaguing some ppl is scary
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
He's sitting at 4k viewers but his chat doesn't move all clip!! Oh wait, what's happening to that view count!?!??! GAYDUR VIP LIKES IS ALOGGING ME! MY CHECK DIDN'T CLEAR!!
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A few thoughts/comments/questions:

1) I'm curious how much he's spent buying bots and whatnot. Is it a per stream, per day, per week, or per month model? If it's per day or stream, even his usual 400 bot purchase gets expensive real fucking fast.

2) Besides the obvious (i.e. wanting to impress people), why does he go for the 4k bot package so randomly? My only guess is he's currently in limbo with Scarlett, so he's purchasing the 4k package for shit like last night just in case. Either way, that shit ain't cheap at around $50.

3) I know he's coped about 'experimenting' with bots, that 'everyone else does it', and a purchase confirmation was visible in his browser history, but I'm curious if there is actually some retard out there who's periodically buying bots for Ralph without any rhyme or reason. There is some plausibility that it could be from one of his retarded fans, or an equally retarded alog, but it's just so costly that either of those would be just plain ridiculous at this point.
Si vis pacem para bellum said:
No idea how anyone watches this.
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That's because no one does outside of a dozen-ish literal retards and maybe 50+ people who check in every once in a while to see if it's a PILLSTREAM.
MirnaMinkoff said:
I’m still befuddled by all these streamers doing 5, 10 or 12 hour. I couldn’t watch that shit if I was locked in a 6x6 room with four bare walls. The levels of stupid and bored plaguing some ppl is scary
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Shit, watching it? I can't fathom being the one streaming it. Imagine how miserable it is to effectively be confined to a chair for 8+ hours, multiple times a week, with no real substance going on. I'm sure Ralph gets a bit more joy out of it when there's drama he can holler about, but that shit would be mind numbing for any person after a couple hours. Especially when there's no one on your show and the only people you can interact with is your retarded chat.

And if there's no drama going on and you're relegated to CNN clips? Might as well put gun in my mouth if it were me in his shoes. Ralph tries to work around it by scrolling on his phone the entire time, but even that gets unbearable pretty fucking fast.
 
MaltVinegarRespecter said:
The Bespectacled British Buffoon is doing an emergency grift on gunt's no-show.

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Or was taken hostage. TGIF!
HackerX said:
1) I'm curious how much he's spent buying bots and whatnot. Is it a per stream, per day, per week, or per month model? If it's per day or stream, even his usual 400 bot purchase gets expensive real fucking fast.
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I'm curious as to prices myself, and it makes me wonder if there are other Lolcows who buy views and likes as well?
 
Stiffy said:
I'm curious as to prices myself, and it makes me wonder if there are other Lolcows who buy views and likes as well?
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People have posted the rate sheet several times in the thread. It’s incredibly cheap to buy views on Rumble. It’s costing Gunt a few bucks. It’s just extra funny because views are already BS and massively inflated on Rumble from the word go.

Sadly almost everyone buys views and likes online, the only reason cows might not is due to being broke. Many Streamers are in the “fake it till you make it” MML mentality. Even streamers with big real numbers do it because ego demands it. Don’t believe most of the public stats you see, the manipulation is everywhere.
 
HackerX said:
1) I'm curious how much he's spent buying bots and whatnot. Is it a per stream, per day, per week, or per month model? If it's per day or stream, even his usual 400 bot purchase gets expensive real fucking fast.
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5k viewers is about $50 on Viplikes, which is literally reselling an API from another service and just marking up the cost. They don't sell many Rumble packages so it's not hard to correlate, even if he doesn't use his personal email. Ironically, they also offer paid dislikes, though it's really not worth the price when he only has 20-50 viewers.
 
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