🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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What gets me is Ralph got busted watching blacked porn. What was his resones. I dont care.
Next when they show the gunt. He freaks out about it. I wonder what makes him mad?

If I found out about black porn. I would have been shit. "insert excuse here"
Nope Ralph embraced it. But when His gunt got exposed. He went full rage pig.
 
HackerX said:
Oh it's 1000000% gone. He was coping early yesterday, well before he ventured back into Gonzo journalism, that he's never ever showing it on stream again and the alogs can't make him. That he still definitely had it if yewww wanna know da troof about it. I would have accepted him quickly saying "yea" when Josh asked if he lost it as him drunkenly trying rush the conversation so he could holler again, but now? That shit is lost.

Now where did it go? There are a few options:
- Pilled out and lost it

- Twas stolen when he was beaten up in Mehico

- Pawned it off when he was roaming Tijuana and sucking off bananas

- Used it to try and bribe off the Tijuana police

The most interesting option is if he pawned it off. That'd basically establish just how cheap it is since it wasn't enough to buy a plane ticket back, and we'd know it's the case if the ring mysteriously comes returns after his next Xanduh visit.
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This is right on the nose. I was thinking "Well he just told a story of being broke, wandering, and clearly aware of how close to the Seizure Zone he is. He pawned it and will buy it back when he travels through next time." I hope he had to suck a banana to get the guy to buy it like a cheap toy in a cereal box.
HackerX said:
(While on this note, Null mentioned he wasn't aware ham and cheese sandwiches were 'a thing'. Nigga WHAT? That's the same tier as PB&J, spaghetti and meatballs, salt and pepper. Is he an alien????)
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He's floridian, they're barely American.
 
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2) What happened to the ring?
3) What happened to the truck?
4) What happened to Ralphamania 2?
5) What about the big return to the Colombian porn compound next month? That still on?
6) What happened with his good buddy Hunter the Teen Porn King? Are we just never mentioning him again? Does ralphy still have an open invitation to come down and party any time or..not?
7) Did he ever get that gonorrhea cleared up?
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2) aborted
3) aborted
4) aborted
5) aborted
6) aborted
7) unaborted, with a few new ones

sufferhorse said:
at this point. ralph is like a less entertaining Tamagochi
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At least you can get those bastards to excercise.
Ethan Ralph 🐷 still owes us the 2 miles arduous expedition.
 
Bruiser Brody said:
The knee issue he's complaining about is probably avascular necrosis. The knee and pelvis have the poorest blood supply in the body and long-term alcohol abuse interrupts that so the bones just die. I'm sober over a year now but I killed my knee with years of booze. Prescription strength naproxen and stay off it Ralph. Probably a knee replacement in your near future
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Good on being sober from the booze, alcohol is terrible for you it destroys the whole body from brain to toes. If you can’t just have a couple of drinks on the weekend, it’s much better to cut it out if you don’t want to die early. See one Ethan Oliver Ralph who is going to be dead before he’s 60, maybe much sooner if his seizure stories are accurate. The wrestler Kevin Nash’s son died from an alcohol withdrawal seizure.
 
Ralph is 1000% the type of guy who has never done any oil change or any maintenance since he has gotten his gay red truck.

That's why it broke down and he is too poor to repair it.

Can you imagine using "Ethan Ralph" and "maintenance" in the same sentence? LOL

He has never "maintained" anything in his life.

He only destroyed all the things that were given to him.
 
Updatedmyjournal said:
What gets me is Ralph got busted watching blacked porn.
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And also lusting after prostitutes

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On multiple occasions. Black ones too. ARYAN GOD btw

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Maker's Mark said:
Schizo theory: Ralph purposely showed the sex tape because he heard PPP and Andy say they were going to stop covering him unless something crazy happened.
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I'm just catching up to the latest pillstreams, please don't tell me he finally leaked the horse sex tape to own the casino
 
TheSaltySpitoon said:
Wasn’t he ducking a civil suit for the crash he caused before he went to Mexico? I think ésé is fucked no matter where he moves.
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That was one of the speculations. Another was potential issues related to raping Alice's mouth. I doubt either were the reason. More likely, all of the Ralphamale's antics were compounding, and he made the only rational decision to flee the country his daddeh have him and become an outlaw, gonzo journalist in Mehico.

Trying to think of all the factors that may have played a role:
- Car wreck stuff
- IP2 Alice stuff
- Ongoing Faith/Ralph 2 stuff
- Needed cheaper cost of living
- Easy Xanax
- alogs aloggin' him at his house
- debt collectors
- Bills related to the rental he and Pantsu left in shambles (This is assuming the landlord did a house visit when the lease was up for renewal and not after he fled)

I'm sure there's more, but that's all of the potential factors that come to mind that led to Ralph making the worst decision in his life.
 
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Red Dye #5 said:
He 100% is fleeing a Mexican warrant
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I am not convinced of a warrant, however he is surely petrified of the federales in TJ. Either they advised him not to come back, or more likely, explained that he now has to pay them for the privilege of visiting their lovely city. He could undoubtedly evade them multiple times because it is a border town crawling with drunk honkies, however it is just a matter of time until they scoop him up again.
On his bus ride home his 1000 IQ idea was:
Milk the a-logs by leaning into my addictions so I can move to California or at least fly and stay in sandy eggo while I torment my suuhn. While drawing more donations than usual by drunk/pill streaming, it is not enough to move him and the cats but it is enough to fly to and stay in the country his daddy gave him.
Another option is that the federales are keeping the ring safe in exchange for what it is worth, around $700.
 
Forgotten ralphalore for the tourists: Josh did a stream some years ago where he got to fullfill his lifelong dream of larping as a gossipy gorl (why do you think the farms exist?), where Aide confirmed that Ralph is a) A 1/10 in bed and b) Usually has multiple tabs of porn open at any time, usually black male white female. It's safe to assume that he probably can't go a couple of minutes without porn.
 
FiveStarAce said:
Forgotten ralphalore for the tourists: Josh did a stream some years ago where he got to fullfill his lifelong dream of larping as a gossipy gorl (why do you think the farms exist?), where Aide confirmed that Ralph is a) A 1/10 in bed and b) Usually has multiple tabs of porn open at any time, usually black male white female. It's safe to assume that he probably can't go a couple of minutes without porn.
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Eh, idk about that anymore. Yeah, he's still gung-ho with the Ralphamale bluster "I do the sex all the time", how every woman tells him he's the best sex they've ever had, and how much they love the thumb, but look at the obvious. He's almost 40. His health sucks. He's constantly stressed and anxious. He's drinking and xannying like there's no tomorrow.

No libido can survive that shit. It's hilarious that he still tries to sell that persona when it's highly likely he can't get erect. Like many o'Ralphathings, as a mattah of facc, HE'S the one with the broke dick if yewww wanna know da troof about it. You hear that Josh Moom!!!!
 
FiveStarAce said:
Forgotten ralphalore for the tourists: Josh did a stream some years ago where he got to fullfill his lifelong dream of larping as a gossipy gorl (why do you think the farms exist?), where Aide confirmed that Ralph is a) A 1/10 in bed and b) Usually has multiple tabs of porn open at any time, usually black male white female. It's safe to assume that he probably can't go a couple of minutes without porn.
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Well typically I would say disregard anything Aids (of assnapkins fame) has to say as she is a disgruntled failed e-whore who would absolutely say anything to get attention from Dox Moon and Ralph. However, Ethan Ralph has confirmed all of this himself. He released the thumb tape where he lays on his back and jiggles like a bloated corpse while eating shit directly from the asshole of a teenaged fat girl. (***not a cope but his penis is bigger than it looks in that video, it was the rotation of the moon that made it look so small, and Faith was so fat that it essentially was Peter Jackson LotR forced perspective ahhahahahaha) He signed up and left comments on pornhub under interracial nigger porn and has shown his search results in his browser countless times displaying himself searching for and consuming interracial porn. He also decided to enlighten his audience in a Xanax zombie induced state that he is "so good" at sex because he has been a "coomer" (legitimately said coomer) since a preteen and has studied naked niggers so effectively that he believes he can make any woman melt in ecstasy.

***this is the cope he gave Alice verbatim, when trying to seduce her.
 
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