🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Look--an Alien! said:
:diddler: he wuz 6'5" and I got back up and said fuck you BISH

It's like the story a ten year old comes up with to explain why he came home from school with a black eye
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To give Ralph some credit. He admitted his punches were so gay and limp that they didn’t phase the guy. It really sounds like when a girl starts hitting you.
Honestly, that’s such an embarrassing story, I’m amazed Ralph even admitted it, knowing how thin skinned he is.

What I’m intrigued about is that Ralph got “robbed” and said the police can’t help you… but Ralph apparently did have to deal with the police because he got a fine and I think an hour in jail because of the “fight” with the “6 foot 5 giga MexicanChad” sidebar, whenever a short man is telling you how big someone else is, you can easily take a foot off their described height, so I assume this GigaChad was only like 5’5… and the GigaChad was telling Ralph “go home gringo you get arrested”. I’m wondering if the money that Ralph had to pay as a “fine” was actually money he just had robbed off him?
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
To give Ralph some credit. He admitted his punches were so gay and limp that they didn’t phase the guy. It really sounds like when a girl starts hitting you.
Honestly, that’s such an embarrassing story, I’m amazed Ralph even admitted it, knowing how thin skinned he is.
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As Ralph was giving details about the bloke, I was expecting Ralph to say "and he was the best kisser I ever met".
 
Yuuichirou Kumada said:
As part of the 99% of pussies that wouldn't do what the Ralphamale does, let me list some things the pigfuck does that I don't:
  • Brag about skills and things I obviously don't possess
  • Live like a made-up persona (the worst traits of Hunter S. Thompson, Ric Flair, Alex Jones, Daniel Tosh, Howard Stern and G.G. Allin) without even the means to sustain it
  • Mix booze with heavy prescribed medication
  • Purchase stuff, organize events and book travels without the means to pay for them
  • Start fights with random idiots over perceived slights
  • Get beaten over said slights
  • Still think he won even when he's in the wrong
  • Seek motherly figures in their significant others
  • Sire children with troubled women
  • Fail to provide for said women and children
  • Abuse said women and children
  • Release revenge porn
  • Show to the world he has a disgusting paraphilia when releasing said revenge porn
  • Attempt to create a harem with the mistress and the estranged wife once caught cheating
  • Run away from responsibility when shit hits the fan
  • Expect money and success doing the same things over and over
  • Expect money and success just by watching random clips
  • Get banned from every single content host for being a living hazard
  • Alienate every single person who ever cared for me
  • Live in precarious conditions in a filthy hovel in a country whose language I can't speak
  • Fail to recognize the abyss one got oneself into
  • Constantly show the world how much of a twisted disgusting bastard he is, without a hint of self-awareness
  • Do everything listed so far just to show a bunch of random nobodies on the internet how supposedly awesome and superior I am

If that makes me a pussy, so be it.
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If you need that many reasons to prove you're better than someone (didn't read btw) , you're probably not.
 
porkWellington said:
Dick could very easily derail the Ralphamentum by releasing the walls of text Ralph likely sent him over the years
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Gotta remember that Ralph is solely an entertainer. Him releasing the texts will give Ralph a reason to respond in kind, thus creating a feud that leads to tons of content and money.

Dick isnt going to think he owned Ralph by releasing the texts, the people who will however are KiwiMarks who believe everything they see. Stay protecting JuJu
 
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Maybe we need a sub category for the gunt's "hot take" of the week.
I'm thinking this one from Jesse's stream.
That somehow, and he looked it up, the weed use in his youth caused his third tit to appear.

Now if he was claiming all that dope smoking as a kid created his shrunken balls and Memphis micro, well he may be on to something there.
 
lester said:
Maybe we need a sub category for the gunt's "hot take" of the week.
I'm thinking this one from Jesse's stream.
That somehow, and he looked it up, the weed use in his youth caused his third tit to appear.

Now if he was claiming all that dope smoking as a kid created his shrunken balls and Memphis micro, well he may be on to something there.
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Maybe you need a girlfriend.
 
Lolcow78 said:
Gotta remember that Ralph is solely an entertainer. Him releasing the texts will give Ralph a reason to respond in kind, thus creating a feud that leads to tons of content and money.

Dick isnt going to think he owned Ralph by releasing the texts, the people who will however are KiwiMarks who believe everything they see. Stay protecting JuJu
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Stop fucking doubleposting you faggot this isn't Discord.

Also, glad you found your pink triangle, slay queen!!! ▼
 
you know, I'm aware in internet bloodsports of all kinds you're expected to take a side but to be totally honest with y'all I can't bring myself to hate any of these people. they all make me laugh for different reasons. Ralph, Milo, and the whole Sektur, Dax and Vito. They all bring me a seemingly endless amount of entertainment with their pure abilities to amaze me at how retarded and gay a bunch of grown men could be. I've been laughing at them all for a decade now and I hope they're still around for me to laugh at for another.
 
Lolcow78 said:
(didn't read btw)
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Ehh, can't expect basic literacy from guntguards.

Lolcow78 said:
Gotta remember that Ralph is solely an entertainer. Him releasing the texts will give Ralph a reason to respond in kind, thus creating a feud that leads to tons of content and money.
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Holy shit, this isn't pro wrestling where talking smack leads to a "feud" that generates content (promos, fights, etc.) and revenue for a while.

Dark Ninja said:
Doesn't Ralph actually do that though?
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He does, and always fails to be the superior one.
 
el bandito loco said:
you know, I'm aware in internet bloodsports of all kinds you're expected to take a side but to be totally honest with y'all I can't bring myself to hate any of these people. they all make me laugh for different reasons. Ralph, Milo, and the whole Sektur, Dax and Vito. They all bring me a seemingly endless amount of entertainment with their pure abilities to amaze me at how retarded and gay a bunch of grown men could be. I've been laughing at them all for a decade now and I hope they're still around for me to laugh at for another.
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I see myself in them to some extent, or rather what I would be if I had no concept of shame or self-control. Both politically and personally I ought to agree with them on more than I disagree and yet I can only point and laugh at their endless chain of self-destruction which comes about as a result of those same aspects I see in myself. Their lives are biblical parables which serve as a reminder of the gluttony and self-centeredness that resides in each of us, and an illustration of what can happen if these impulses are left unchecked.

I get a similar feeling whenever I see heroine junkies on the street; not a sense of smug superiority but a sense of fear and shame because I know that no matter how much better my life may be at the current moment I'm always just a few bad decisions from being of them. You can take one redpill a day but don't go too far or else you'll land your ass in the sector paying superchats to nick fuentes so you can get that dopamine hit of having somebody on the internet agree with you and pretend to value your opinions.
 
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