🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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TFW you don't hit the goal and utter the word goal 5 times in 53 seconds.

 

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Rage Pig said:
TFW you don't hit the goal and utter the word goal 5 times in 53 seconds.

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Look at that hairline.

The combover doesn't work forever Ralph and as the baldness continues to intrude upon your scalp there will be a time where you must accept your baldness. There are two options: Bald naturally and with dignity, keeping the remains on the sides of your head as a proud monument to a once great civilization or you can simply shave it all and be an egg head.

Combovers, wigs, hair plugs. All are the path of the weak man. This has been my observation of people who go bald and who I respect. I wish I could give more advice but I have a beautiful thick head of hair, personally.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Look at that hairline.

The combover doesn't work forever Ralph and as the baldness continues to intrude upon your scalp there will be a time where you must accept your baldness. There are two options: Bald naturally and with dignity, keeping the remains on the sides of your head as a proud monument to a once great civilization or you can simply shave it all and be an egg head.

Combovers, wigs, hair plugs. All are the path of the weak man. This has been my observation of people who go bald and who I respect. I wish I could give more advice but I have a beautiful thick head of hair, personally.
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You’re forgetting the Tim Pool or Teddy Feaser path… the way of the beanie and baseball cap.
 
4090 Chad said:
You’re forgetting the Tim Pool or Teddy Feaser path… the way of the beanie and baseball cap.
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I have a friend who did that and he had 0 bitches. After accepting the baldness he found a girlfriend relatively quickly. Now they're married with kids.

Ralph had the married with kids part. Had.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Look at that hairline.

The combover doesn't work forever Ralph and as the baldness continues to intrude upon your scalp there will be a time where you must accept your baldness. There are two options: Bald naturally and with dignity, keeping the remains on the sides of your head as a proud monument to a once great civilization or you can simply shave it all and be an egg head.

Combovers, wigs, hair plugs. All are the path of the weak man. This has been my observation of people who go bald and who I respect. I wish I could give more advice but I have a beautiful thick head of hair, personally.
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If his Ronnie is indication, his hairline will keep receding on his pinhead. He's molding into it already.
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He's already full grey at this point even if he manages to keep any of it. At this rate, Ralph's going to be looking like Schlitzie before long.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Look at that hairline.

The combover doesn't work forever Ralph and as the baldness continues to intrude upon your scalp there will be a time where you must accept your baldness. There are two options: Bald naturally and with dignity, keeping the remains on the sides of your head as a proud monument to a once great civilization or you can simply shave it all and be an egg head.

Combovers, wigs, hair plugs. All are the path of the weak man. This has been my observation of people who go bald and who I respect. I wish I could give more advice but I have a beautiful thick head of hair, personally.
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Lmao at this low t fag losing his hair. Real men keep their hair past their 30s. Couldn’t be me Ralph. I love flexing my full head of hair on balding low t fags in their 20s and I would love to flex it on Ralph too. Feels good having curly locks the ladies love.
Again. COULDNT BE ME BISSHHH
 
AltisticRight said:
So that's what 7kg dumbbells?

Is that something people brag about? Wow, Ethan Ralph can lift something that weighs 7kg!
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In the retards defense he only said he was trying to get toned but we all know he just has the Amazon dumbbells he bought because he thought his viewers would donate to see him do 15lb curls. I just found it hilarious Ralph is suddenly this health expert who knows how to get fit while trashing Boogie. He’s almost 40 with a life long body comparable to an engorged tick and his fitness plan is like his prison weight loss in that he can’t get shithoused off booze.
 
NewnameRealEmail said:
Lmao at this low t fag losing his hair. Real men keep their hair past their 30s. Couldn’t be me Ralph. I love flexing my full head of hair on balding low t fags in their 20s and I would love to flex it on Ralph too. Feels good having curly locks the ladies love.
Again. COULDNT BE ME BISSHHH
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Heavy alcohol consumption reduces t levels in the body so it comes as no surprise. Having an estrogenated gunt? It's tough.
 
Just so you wait ayelawgs THE KING will lift 15lbs worth of bricks to spite you. That's what a high T alpha does, 15lbs baby, top of the Sektur!
 
Unironically still waiting on the 2 mile spite walk he promised over a year ago. Porky can't even go to the fridge without getting winded. Hell, he can barely sit up straight.
 
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