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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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ddlloo said:
Xander is about to meet his future stepmum, how sweet.

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First the kid has purestrain white trash genetics from California and West Memphis. Now a traumatic experience with his dad and his pornstar whore both being drugged out of their minds. Like man. Kid is fucked. Ralph should just pull a Ronnie and stay away, instead he’s giving the kid a far worse experience with these visits than any schizo letter Ronnie sent Ralph
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Ralphie, Jim’s COVID streams were literally six years ago and the pandemic is long behind us, what is there for him to say about it?
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TBF, his brain is fried. Massive gaps in memory and all that. He probably still thinks it's 2020, and that people watch da KILLSTREAM.
lowly kiwi merchant said:
Didn't Ralph get vaxxed? Who is he to talk about being afraid of COVID?
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Actually no. Ralph, rather infamously, did not get vaxxed, and wasn't allowed to visit Sandra while she was dying in a hospital utterly alone.
Schpoots said:
Less talk and more action ralph.
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Are we talking about the same Ralph?
 
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The alcoholic drug addict currently trying to marry a blacked porn star is definitely better then dear feeder.
 
As usual, he had the opportunity to make some good content but instead he lets it slip thru his fingers and makes nontent instead.
 
Schpoots said:
As usual, he had the opportunity to make some good content but instead he lets it slip thru his fingers and makes nontent instead.
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Ralph hasn't even managed to make nontent on this trip - he's literally done nothing but tweet (and do drugs off stream). At this point, the gunt sucklers will be lucky if they manage to get a Culver's nontent stream out of this.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Ralph hasn't even managed to make nontent on this trip - he's literally done nothing but tweet (and do drugs off stream). At this point, the gunt sucklers will be lucky if they manage to get a Culver's nontent stream out of this.
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Wdym? We got a picture of a taco, Lays potato chips, and Bluey. Sounds like you're just jealous, gaylog.
 
Elks_antler said:
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The alcoholic drug addict currently trying to marry a blacked porn star is definitely better then dear feeder.
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The only thread on an unborn child was about either Rozy or Xander and it was just a speculation thread where people made jokes about a demon baby. It was not some horrific thing where we were plotting out how to ruin his life like Ralph is implying here. Most of us genuinely feel empathy for them and wish them no harm whatsoever.
 
ChiribiscoToo said:
Wow im still surprised at how devastating the corn cob curse is in ralphs life. It still echoes in his mind endlessly, just wow
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It's what makes the Ralphamale the Ralphamale TBH. If it wasn't blatantly obvious, the retard stews on every slight, regardless of whether it was real or perceived, forever.

Now TBF, a lot of people do that. The difference is the slight affects his thin skin, fragile ego, and womanly emotions so much, that it demands him to make retarded decisions. Then you gotta consider that Ralph never intentionally makes a decision. (Seriously. Outside of holding onto Scarlett for dear life, he's ignoring the upcoming Mexican residence expiration saga and everything that entails.) The only time he makes a decision is when he's impulsive and emotional, which is less of a decision and more of him just lashing out.

It's a really fucked up, destructive combination of things TBH. Ralph never matured or developed as a human, much less as a man, to have the skills necessary to function as an adult. (Thanks Sandra and Ronnie!) That, along with the most thin skin imaginable while having the womanly BPD emotions he does, meant Ralph was always going to dysfunctional, miserable retard to some degree. Unfortunately for him, and fortunately for us, the degree was amplified by his presence on the Internet. Ralph's career, as dead as it is, made his existence exponentially more cruel (and funny) than it had to be.
BlueArmedDevil said:
Who would suspect someone would try to smuggle drugs into Mexico
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Speaking of that, I know the talk of the town has been Ralph happily snorting up all of Scarlett's stomped-on coke, but has there been any talk of him providing her with his precious Xanax? Obviously, there's no doubt he's continuing to guzzle them down when he holes himself up in a hotel room with her. (LOL, he'd have a seizure while she'd join someone's stream to spaz out while he's dying on the floor.) Can't really blame him either. If listening to her on the Internet causes the anxiety it does, I can't fathom what it's like being locked up in a room with her.)

However, I haven't heard much xanny or downer talk when he's with her. While I'm sure he's hesitantly offered her some (PRO: Unconscious sex, Ralph's favorite. CON: Ralph doesn't like to share.), I'm curious if she declines them. Not that I think the dumb broad wouldn't swallow anything offered to her (pills, aids cum, etc.), but she doesn't seem to be the type who likes downers. IMO, she's less of a pure drug fiend and more of a GO GO GO, uppers all the way, crackhead.
 
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