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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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That was a rough hostage tape. Unlike the Faith and Pantsu tapes which were obviously scripted by Ralph and made him look like the Chad Puppet Master pulling the strings, this was Ralph trying to be the cool WWE superstar getting shut down by his hostage LIVE ON THE ILLUSTRIOUS KILLSTREAM. The delusion and desperation is dripping off him. Whatever their arrangement is, she probably feels some inclination towards not having him suffuh and he's downplaying her concerns. That shit'll have them leaving you while you're gone.

I expect El Salvador to be dry content-wise, similar to Colombia. He's not going to last on their fish tank with everyone speaking Spanish. He's not going to be as "explosive" as he hypes himself up to be because he doesn't rock the boat when he's outside America. He never left the house in Colombia without an escort because he knew he'd get screwed with and at least in Colombia he had a fellow Internet gringo who learned his to adapt to rely on.
 
sufferhorse said:
LITERAL child bride btw.
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Yeah I think the claim she is 19 is very dubious, she looks like she's 13 maximum.

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Dunno if she is a keeper but Ralph is definitely acting like a Finder. Calling her bish is just how the Ralphamale shows his love and tries to convince us that it is an actual female instead of a shaved Ali Jamal.
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Yes, child labor is an L, Ralph. And calling the child a bitch even more so. Does this little girl not have a father or mother? Do they know Ralph is having her clean his pigstye and calling her a bitch? Did he legit buy her? This is some fucked up shit.
 
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I think this would've been the time to say "her worries were all part of the work, she actually said after recording that I'm going to be fine" then when she leaves him and he gets his head busted open he can claim she led him astray poor Ralphie kicked out of 109+ relationships it's never good fault though :(
 
"Calling a woman a bitch is not an insult" uhhh ok Ralph, does her dad agree with that? Tho this child is probably from another broken home with neglectful parents who don't care that their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money. 😔

Are Mexicans ok with this kind of shit? Will anyone say something if they see a white guy walking around with a brown child and kissing her? I know that child sex trafficking is common there but is it acceptable to be so brazen about it?
 
Lidl Drip said:
"Calling a woman a bitch is not an insult" uhhh ok Ralph, does her dad agree with that? Tho this child is probably from another broken home with neglectful parents who don't care that their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money. 😔

Are Mexicans ok with this kind of shit? Will anyone say something if they see a white guy walking around with a brown child and kissing her? I know that child sex trafficking is common there but is it acceptable to be so brazen about it?
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given the inflamed political situation with expats... i would not recommend ralph going out in public with his chilbride bangmaid. It just might get him beat up on the spot. Also, is she is as feisty and unaware as she seems. She just might talk some shit back to the wrong people, and get him proper beaten up.
Hence the ordering takeout and staying inside.

Im guessing he is somewhat aware of how dangerous this situation is. If he is not by now. then thats the real danger
 
Lidl Drip said:
their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money. 😔
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He has no money to give her or anyone. She gets Domino’s pizza and slop delivered in a plastic bag to the ralpha sty, that’s it. She’s there cleaning the sty bc she thinks Ralph is her ticket to living in the USA.
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Hence the ordering takeout and staying inside.
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There’s also the high 90s temp every day and the fact that Ralph is obviously stone cold BROKE.
 
I've found something disturbing. Is Ralph's new girlfriend, Pantswalla, actually Indian? Is she from a 1992 puppet movie?

I think we can all agree that the spiritual truth is that Ralph is dating a 35 year old Mexican homogenized Hindi woman.

 
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