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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Senorita thinks Ralph is going to get robbed and beaten by MS13 and thrown in jail by Bukele in El Salvador. Has she been reading the farms?
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I'm not unconvinced this isn't Mexican Short Round:
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La Señorita's horrid looks aside, she does seem to be the voice of reason to Ralph's total retardation. WILL SHE HIT DUH GOAHLLL and leave???
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That weird script they read, clearly written by Ralph and grok, was something else. Next time he should rehearse it a few times so it doesn't look so forced.
 
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See he’ll string her along promising a USA visa until he gets that marriage he needs, then it’s her tough luck once she finally figures it out. It’ll be too late.
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There is still the small matter of Meigh. AFAIA, she's still officially Mrs Gunt.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the newest bangmaid is vaguely Nora-looking.
 
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That’s only good for four years.

It is necessary for perm. residency once his four years is up.
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He's still married to the horse and bigamy is illegal in Mexico, with a maximum penalty of five years in prison plus fines. If he lies to his new child bride about this:

"If the person with whom the bigamist contracts the second marriage is unaware of the prior marriage, the penalties may be higher than if that person was aware."

Looking forward to the El Salvador arc, knowing how uncomfortable piggy became when filmed by ip2 streamers for a few minutes it'll be glorious. I'm also suspecting that they didn't invite him because he's such a famous internet superstar, but because they know that he's a vile ragepig and are planning to really fuck with him once he's caught in a foreign country at the mercy of his hosts.
 
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Dunno if she is a keeper but Ralph is definitely acting like a Finder. Calling her bish is just how the Ralphamale shows his love and tries to convince us that it is an actual female instead of a shaved Ali Jamal.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I can't believe he chose this ugly little runt over that super hot Colombian pornstar who fell in love with him
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She's just waiting for him in Colombia to pick up their 9+ hour conversation again, aylawg. If I had to guess, it's probably Hunter Moore who owes the Ralphamale money for his sleazy sex vacation in a third world shithole!
 
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