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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Javelin Bee said:
Drama Qween Linx starting to leak the dm's.

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Desperate piggy is desperate. He's acting like a dude who's getting ghosted and thinking "maybe she'll reply to this one". Ralph should really take it as a sign of the times though. He's irrevelent. If clinically retarded women like Linx and Grace Thorpe are ignoring him, outside of drumming up drama, then what kind of a woman is even left? Sandra's baby boy is so lonely.
MaltVinegarRespecter said:
"I won't give him attention"
-Proceeds to give him attention.
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She can't help it. She's a retard.
Um... said:
$25 USD for dinner baybee. Living the dream! You WISH you could eat this good.
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But it's a Mexican Chili's. Everything in Mexico is exponentially better than in the country his daddeh gave him. Mexican soda. Mexican Burger King. Mexican pharmacies. Mexican drinking water. It's why people have been illegally crossing south into Mexico for decades.

Oh wait. It's the opposite. Ralph is just a broke retard who had to flee the country after his mom stopped providing for him after letting her die alone in a hospital. Woops. Life comes at you fast. One minute you're out there inviting 18 year old retards to fly across the country and visit your wing of the house. The next minute, you're stumbling around Tijuana begging for dude's bananas.
 
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Who fucking forces friendliness on people? What normal human insist via spam to be cool with a person who is clearly repulsed by them?

Only a person that knows he is worthless can do that. Any amount of self worth would prevent it. And without self worth to project it on others, other people are nothing except when they have instrumental function. If they lose this function they are equal to an empty beer can to be kicked on the streets of life, to make living just bit less boring.
 
HackerX said:
Desperate piggy is desperate.
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The funniest thing to me is how convinced he was that the hooker provided by Hunter the Teen Porn King was really, totally into him. That they had a deep and magical bond, had not only ‘long conversations’ but ‘deep conversations’ as well. Tweeted that it was a ‘surreal experience.’ Told Mersh she wasn’t a hooker paid for by the Teen Porn King, no, not at all.She was more like a ‘party girl’ and she really, really liked him.

Look, you dumb needy desperate gringo-
1) she was paid by the Teen Porn King to hang out with you. There was no ‘deep, magical bond.’ She. was. PAID.
And 2) that “surreal experience” was the drugs, dummy. MDMA does that.
He is so, so desperate for female companionship, an “angel” to take care of him, confide in, share all his dreams with and feed him treats. Oh and clean up after him, of course. Poor desperate deluded creature.
 
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Um... said:
The funniest thing to me is how convinced he was that the hooker provided by Hunter the Teen Porn King was really, totally into him. That they had a deep and magical bond, had not only ‘long conversations’ but ‘deep conversations’ as well. Tweeted that it was a ‘surreal experience.’ Told Mersh she wasn’t a hooker paid for by the Teen Porn King, no, not at all.She was more like a ‘party girl’ and she really, really liked him.

Look, you dumb needy desperate gringo-
1) she was paid by the Teen Porn King to hang out with you. There was no ‘deep, magical bond.’ She. was. PAID.
And 2) that “surreal experience” was the drugs, dummy. MDMA does that.
He is so, so desperate for female companionship, an “angel” to take care of him, confide in, share all his dreams with and feed him treats. Oh and clean up after him, of course. Poor desperate deluded creature.
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He's always like this with hookers. During the Miami trip all those years ago he called the same hooker like four nights in a row and bragged to Warski that they had a connection because she kissed him on the mouth and "hookers don't normally do that"

Dude, that's their job, they get paid to pretend they're into you.
 
I love when he takes these stupid-ass photos with normal life happening in the background. People are just sitting in a food court eating and Ralph's flipping the bird to his phone and trying to act smug after admitting to a series of international travel mishaps that could only happen to Ralph.

I wonder how many times people have glanced and thought "what the fuck is wrong with that guy?"

I imagine the O'Day Sinsun rant while his skin was all mottled raised a few eyebrows.
 
RandomGibberish said:
Are we flexing with 2 star restaurants now?
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Um... said:
$25 USD for dinner baybee. Living the dream! You WISH you could eat this good.
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Oh man Ralph's mediocre food flexing is one of my favorite throwback bits. He is blown away by the most basic food items, he'll share a picture of like a sandwich and handful of potato chips. Anything at a restaurant that isn't fast food or anything that took more than 5 minutes to prepare is picture worthy. I guess he grew up on microwaved meals or something, even still somehow he ballooned up to 300lb from those
 
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Nigga, when has either kid been a part of his life? He's been in the same area code as Xander a total of, what, 24 hours since he was born?

And he was yelling at Cozy.TV Rozy because she was ruining his vibe when she and Pantsu lived in Mexico.

Even when he was suicide baiting, he didn't claim his refusal to do it was for the kids. It was for the alogs.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Spare me the pearl-clutching about never celebrating misfortunes with people's children. You've celebrated miscarriages.
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This is something that always pisses me off about the Gunt.

He attacks people's families, their parents, their children, their wives, but if you give even the slightest shot across the bow back at him suddenly he's sobbing about how it's a bridge too far and you should never attack someone's family.
 
SargonF00t said:
Lucas will also be a foot taller in the relationship, despite being the "woman".
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This isn't going to work at all then. His self-inflicted osteoporosis will prevent him from doing the patented Meigh Lean she was contracted to do in every photo to make the rage pig appear normal sized.
Truly Rural said:
What normal human
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Beg pardon, but we're talking about Ralph, not people.
 
Slobber Knobber said:
This is something that always pisses me off about the Gunt.

He attacks people's families, their parents, their children, their wives, but if you give even the slightest shot across the bow back at him suddenly he's sobbing about how it's a bridge too far and you should never attack someone's family.
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He's a typical cluster B case. A low functionality and morbidly obese one at that.
 
But dew yew have the courage to flip off a camera? Thats pure Ralphamale energy.
Javelin Bee said:
Drama Qween Linx starting to leak the dm's.

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Love the piggy paranoia. Don’t worry Ralph I’m sure the girl who leaked that long conversation with Keemstar talking about sexual things with her would never leaks things with da KANG of da sektur

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