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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Die For Me! said:
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Do you think Ralph holds his twitter so near to his heart because it's the only place his inner woman can reveal herself to the world? I don't know how else to explain this behavior.
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Harry got totally BTFO'd and the court will allow Ralph to send one single-page, typed correspondence to Rozy per decade. TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY!
 
FiveStarAce said:
Okay, which one of you fucks is secretly bankrolling the gunt!?
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I too would like to know how Ralph stays financially viable. Too many questions to answer in that regard.

Who signed off on a loan for this broke bum with shit credit to get a truck?
Who signed off on the loan from Stripe?
How does Ethan manage to keep from getting sanctioned for his child support going to far into arrears?
Who in his audience even has the discretionary income to send this hog monster $500 to go to Rackets' trial?
Or money to go to Italy? Or Portugal?

My theory is Ralph is getting a leg up from our friends in the funny little hats. After all, what better example of how bad huwite peepos are than a deadbeat, drug addicted fat little manlet that screams "nigger" every chance he gets?
 
UCantCCPMe said:
I too would like to know how Ralph stays financially viable. Too many questions to answer in that regard.

Who signed off on a loan for this broke bum with shit credit to get a truck?
Who signed off on the loan from Stripe?
How does Ethan manage to keep from getting sanctioned for his child support going to far into arrears?
Who in his audience even has the discretionary income to send this hog monster $500 to go to Rackets' trial?
Or money to go to Italy? Or Portugal?

My theory is Ralph is getting a leg up from our friends in the funny little hats. After all, what better example of how bad huwite peepos are than a deadbeat, drug addicted fat little manlet that screams "nigger" every chance he gets?
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Funny little hats? Is that another term for glowies/fedss?
 

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UCantCCPMe said:
I too would like to know how Ralph stays financially viable. Too many questions to answer in that regard.

Who signed off on a loan for this broke bum with shit credit to get a truck?
Who signed off on the loan from Stripe?
How does Ethan manage to keep from getting sanctioned for his child support going to far into arrears?
Who in his audience even has the discretionary income to send this hog monster $500 to go to Rackets' trial?
Or money to go to Italy? Or Portugal?

My theory is Ralph is getting a leg up from our friends in the funny little hats. After all, what better example of how bad huwite peepos are than a deadbeat, drug addicted fat little manlet that screams "nigger" every chance he gets?
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I mean it’s a fact that Ralph is just a “white trash finance” (read: nigger finance) enthusiast. The guy managed to get and max out the credit limit on a fucking Sony PlayStation Credit Card.
 
RollingRock2 said:
Whatever Ralph believes the "Ralphacurse" is it has no chance against the power of DSP's plot armour
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The “Ralphacurse” is Ralph’s grade school logic. Someone Ralph hates has something bad happen usually small, sometimes big and always unrelated to Ralph, always away in the future. Then piggy starts dancing saying the Ralphacurse is real getting high off the dopamine before Ralph’s law kicks in and he immediately shits his pants.
 
The quadropiggytits whose had to look up works during a speling bea is talling us his reeding comprehention is 98.9%. Hilerious.
 
Übermensch Doom Cuck said:
Phil saying that Ralph is basically what Phil was in his twenties is actually true.

Phil talked shit all the time but bitched out as soon as he was confronted irl, just like Ralph does nowadays.
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DSP is literally the same to this day on that.
Übermensch Doom Cuck said:
But credit where its due, DSP did learn from that and matured to some degree.
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:story: :story: :story:

He is more afraid now. That is all that has changed.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
The “Ralphacurse” is Ralph’s grade school logic. Someone Ralph hates has something bad happen usually small, sometimes big and always unrelated to Ralph, always away in the future. Then piggy starts dancing saying the Ralphacurse is real getting high off the dopamine before Ralph’s law kicks in and he immediately shits his pants.
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The "ralphacurse" doesn't exist but the sekturcurse is a reality. It's simple logic; when you put together on a social network a bunch of alcoholics, drug addicts, retarded narcissists and sex degenerates of course bad things are meant to happen. They all hate each others but try to profit from the same people at the same time, sooner or later they will be delighted to see their "enemies" - or best "fwends" - crashing and burning like they all do. It's like the invention of free energy but only producing retarded degenerate lolcow content for all eternity due to the synergy of stupidity and bad behaviour of all the atoms in the sektur's matrice. It's not a curse, it's a natural chain reaction.
 
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