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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Rage Pig said:
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What the fuck is with the sides of his nose? looking like a real hog on this promo:
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Dudes... DSP is probably going to pull a mad Hokuto kombo on Ralphie like "ACK-ACKACKACKACKACKACK"
 
3MMA said:
You know, Ralph would be better off without Juju the Cow. Dry out a little, brainstorm, then start making his own hit-show. Never again rely on his so called friend Juju the Cow, who only ever seems to use da Ralphamale for a shitshow, setting da Gunt up to look worse. Fuck that, he doesn’t need some has-been like Daxipad. Those who predicted Juju’s host-voting stunt was just bullshit were right. Ralph has remained down by Juju’s feet for too long; it’s never been a real friendship let alone professionally reciprocal. Dick takes advantage of Ralph’s loyalty to him, again & again, & always manages to hang him out to dry.
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Jim has some thoughts on this.
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https://x.com/moshimoshimoan/status/1830979725604393342?s=61&t=GbndvWzgET1DFrYfBJRZLA
 
I'm sure DSP will have a good chuckle about all this right before he goes to sleep in a big bed with his wife to whom he is married
 
Ralph does know he’s worse than DSP at video games and is only able to survive his ebegging lifestyle by living in a third world? DSP hardly puts out dead air on his streams either
 
Imagine all of this giving Jim one last burst of power to come back and go on a stream with Phil to make fun of Ralph

It's extra funny to see the drastic difference between the two in real time. Ralph in black & white seething drunk/pilled up. Phil is in high quality colour having fun playing the Black Ops beta yucking it up.

It's tough for the Ralphamale
 
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Ralph better be careful about attacking DSP. This could lead to some "crossed streams" shit when The Ralphacurse meets Dark Syde Phil, a man whose legendary luck shield allows him to fail continously upward, up to and including beating the IRS.

All I'm saying is, if Ralph gets anything even resembling a W against DSP, the resulting L could kill him. Dangerous game you're playing, Ralph.
 
Did Piggy McQuadratits seriously confuse DSP with Phil LaBonte? Or was he just pretending to be stupid, which is stupid?
 
Well, I know where this is going. I'll be looking forward to the Fuck Ralph Festival 2, where Andy and PPP will speedrun through the Ralphalore at break neck speeds while Phil sits there flabbergasted at how one little pig man can go from prosperous e-celeb show host to raging alcoholic deadbeat dad living in Mexico to avoid prosecution and lawsuits.

Strap in Phil, it's gonna be a wild ride.
 
Rage Pig said:
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Phil:
- Finished high school top of the class and grade
- Owns property
- Married
- WON against the IRS
- Better gaymer
- Less fat
- Jerks to normal porn and shrugs it off
- No criminal record
- Average height
- Wears a golden crown

Piggytits:
- Dropped out of high school
- Owns nothing
- Divorced
- Owes back taxes on daddy's shack
- Can't finish Elden Ring tutorial, had to pirate the game too
- FAT
- Jerked to Soph and squirms when it's brought up
- Convicted felon and revenge pornographer
- 5'1''
- Wears a paper Burger King crown

Total DSP victory.
 
KingofSomething said:
DSP just got a 4 hour documentary on his bullshit with about 400k views. What does the ragepig think he's gonna dig up on Phil? DSP at his worst is still better than Ethan at his best.
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Phil didn’t spit out 2 spite children to own the Kiwis or flee Mexico. He lives in one of the most beautiful states (outside Seattle ofc) in America, that being Washington.

Piggertits lives in a sewage dump down in México, broke, and stinky.
 
AltisticRight said:
Phil:
- Finished high school top of the class and grade
- Owns property
- Married
- WON against the IRS
- Better gaymer
- Less fat
- Jerks to normal porn and shrugs it off
- No criminal record
- Average height
- Wears a golden crown

Piggytits:
- Dropped out of high school
- Owns nothing
- Divorced
- Owes back taxes on daddy's shack
- Can't finish Elden Ring tutorial, had to pirate the game too
- FAT
- Jerked to Soph and squirms when it's brought up
- Convicted felon and revenge pornographer
- 5'1''
- Wears a paper Burger King crown

Total DSP victory.
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Phil:
- Doesn't abuse drugs
- Has learned how to hold his liquor
 
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