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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Is it time for Mexican Cartel taco demon baby round three? Does Ralph have one in the oven no one knows about? Did he try to choke the prostitute like Anakin because she was with child? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!
 

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There's a growing anti gringo immigrant sentiment in all major Mexican cities. Annoying tourists are tolerated, the annoying residents/expats that have come during and post covid, not so much.

So while the Mexican justice system is incompetent and corrupt, I can see Ralph facing consequences (legal or otherwise) in this current climate where people are already predisposed to hate the obnoxious gringo who is in Mexico because he couldn't make it in his country. Stranger things have happened in this country.
 
Steamboat Captain said:
I think the best outcome for Ralph and humanity is he lands in jail for a long time. Apart from the fact that taxpayers have to foot the bill
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US jail/prison? Maybe. It depends what he goes in for.

Mexican jail/prison? Absolutely not.

It’s been a while but didn’t Gunt get the Ralphatruck to Merida by ferry service from FL? IIRC, that ferry stopped running. Even if it was up and running he’d have to have the $500 plus for the trip and reservation in advance and all that.

I bring it up because this was one reason I didn’t think Gunt would go to MX, because it would be dangerous as fuck to drive a vehicle with US plates all the way down to Yucatán. I mean, it CAN be done, but you’ve got to really plan it out, stick to the main roads, have a little cash, not too much, on hand for the mordida, have reservations at motels along the way with good security, (some have walls all the way around), and time your trip to where you’re leaving at sunup and getting to the next motel by sundown because you definitely don’t want to be driving at night.

The trip up hugging the coast is dangerous once you leave Yucatán. It starts out a little hot, but the closer you get to the border the hotter it gets. Once you get into Tamps it’s hotter than you can imagine. Scared of Taxco? Try Reynosa or Matamoros.

I don’t think Gunt can drive out. At least, not heading North.
 
Null said:
We'd make a lot of money TBH but I don't think any amount would be enough
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Having lived in Wyoming, I'd agree with that. Even without the Ragepig. Not only would you have to deal with nonstop wind and miles of barren wasteland, but nonstop bottle clanking, endless yelling, and sleep whimpering, Josh would be better moving to California for pure torment.

Although gun and firework laws there pretty sweet. Not worth the Guntffort, tbh.
 
Gaussiana said:
There's a growing anti gringo immigrant sentiment in all major Mexican cities. Annoying tourists are tolerated, the annoying residents/expats that have come during and post covid, not so much.

So while the Mexican justice system is incompetent and corrupt, I can see Ralph facing consequences (legal or otherwise) in this current climate where people are already predisposed to hate the obnoxious gringo who is in Mexico because he couldn't make it in his country. Stranger things have happened in this country.
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I imagine though that the failures and miscarriages of Justice in the Mexican Judicial System are similar to those of my native Russian homeland's system: Influence and capital buys out judgements.

I can see Cartel members with drug money bribing themselves out of trouble, or being so well-entrenched with a particularly nasty group of affiliates the authorities tend to look the other way... what possible influence and capital could Ralph have?

I suspect if anything, among rising anti-Gringo sentiment and hatred of rich foreign expats who drive up the cost of living for locals without having any stake in the community, they would want to use any possible case against him to set an example/"Make a spectacle", no?
 
Magic Sun Daddy said:
Two points, Ralph: One, you are on record lusting after Keffals's musty mantits. You've been officially disqualified from ever talking about boobs again after that debacle. Two, any attempt to slut shame on your end is rendered moot considering how you whored out your sobriety for pennies on a life stream.
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Things Ralph's offered to do on camera for money:
  • Take off his top
  • Masturbate
  • Take drugs
  • Drive intoxicated
Maybe Ralph's been the whore this whole time.
 
Ralph definitely is braindead if he thinks he'll be able to afford to live in a nice Texas town/city. At most he might be able to live in a small ghetto town full of cholos and metal heads
 
Null said:
We'd make a lot of money TBH but I don't think any amount would be enough
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I'd hate for you to be the next scorned ex, too. As funny as the concept would be, considering how many times he's put his hands on someone, I would not trust to be around Ralph for even a second.

Also, there's no point in coming to the US, the sicarios will cross the Rio Grande. Ralph is just fucked.
Lorne Armstrong said:
Once you get into Tamps it’s hotter than you can imagine. You think Guerrero’s bad? Try Reynosa or Matamoros.
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That's also assuming the truck is in any shape to drive in the heat.
 
Telemeter said:
If I were Ralph, i would reach out to my good and only friend, Josh Moon, who is also looking to move into the US, to be roommates somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming.

Come on Josh, you could be the next Fishtank.
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I don't even think with Josh as a roommate that dude could pay fair rent in anything but Casper. Which means he'd be abusing Meth with the quickness.
Truly hyped for the RalphaUSA return, just keep his ass away from the Great Lake states. If I had to bet I think we might get a Vegas residency and brushing shoulders with IP2.
 
Tracksuit PHd said:
Having lived in Wyoming, I'd agree with that. Even without the Ragepig. Not only would you have to deal with nonstop wind and miles of barren wasteland, but nonstop bottle clanking, endless yelling, and sleep whimpering, Josh would be better moving to California for pure torment.

Although gun and firework laws there pretty sweet. Not worth the Guntffort, tbh.
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Yeah, but think how much money Josh would make just keeping hot mics around Gunt.
 
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