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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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EyeGuy said:
Not surprised to see Ralph seething at anti-shart medication:
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Bit late but, I had to do it
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Mr E. Grifter said:
All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.
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I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.
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This has incredible potential.

Did Ralph try and fuck Pantsu's sister and get rejected?

Will PPP & Andy reach out to Ralph's soon to be Father-in-Law and/or Pantu's sister to get their version of events?
 
Why were the shirts and the belt in Hsrry's possession anyhow? Coupled with the graduation pictures of Meigh sitting in Ralph's truck after her graduation ceremony, this seems like more evidence supporting the theory they moved further north east to be closer to Meigh's family. (since Ralph doesn't have any as they're all either dead or mentally retarded)
 
Fucking sweet, new Ralphamale mortal enemies where he’s attacking a woman for being a whore and alienating the grandfather of his child!
 
Pale Empress said:
Why were the shirts and the belt in Hsrry's possession anyhow? Coupled with the graduation pictures of Meigh sitting in Ralph's truck after her graduation ceremony, this seems like more evidence supporting the theory they moved further north east to be closer to Meigh's family. (since Ralph doesn't have any as they're all either dead or mentally retarded)
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Like a true Manchurian chief, Ethan Ralph decided to buyout his future mare-wife with trinkets. For whatever reason, Horselord Harry did not take liking to his tribute, was offended by it even. In his rage the Horselord destroyed Ethan's belt. Now the gunted banners gather in the steppe. Wardrums thunder through the wastes, soon the battle will start.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Fucking sweet, new Ralphamale mortal enemies where he’s attacking a woman for being a whore and alienating the grandfather of his child!
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I love when I get home from work and find out Ralph iniated a brand new blood feud.

Ralph is living his WWE dream. Fighting over a wrestling belt.
 
Elmo said:
But who will be crowned the true champion??? Five to tens of people are dying to know.
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Sargon enters with the Stone Cold theme playing in the background cradling Cozy Rozy
Ralph says: "Sargon, you wouldn't hurt a kid would you?"
Sargon replies: "Depends on the child!"
And kicks Ralphs stupid fucking baby into the audience like Gene Snitsky
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.
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I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.
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I thought his hatred towards Mr Vickers seemed reasonable but his anger towards soon to be in father in law is bananas.
again with his holdback insults when the moment you dissed Ralph, he will release an important detail. How long until Harry Morris shares details about Ralph with Mr Vickers?
 
Bernie Gores said:
Christ Ralph, not only are you a cradle snatcher, a horse fucker, a diabetic, a sex offender, a alcoholic and a baby dicked fat boy, but now your a judas to your own family!
What a legacy your going to leave behind when you die from a heart attack in a few years!

BTW your daughter is ugly as sin.
Are you sure she doesn't have downs syndrome?
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Ralph isn’t worried about his legacy he just wants to one up his detractors. The sole reason his children exist as I said in another thread is to spite two of his blood enemies who don’t have kids. If legacy was a thing in his mind he would have done everything possible to remain with his first wife Nora. Despite her looks she is a diamond compared to Meigh and Faith. I’m pretty sure she was a doctor or nurse or at least a medical student at the time.
Ralph is still not over her which was evidenced by the fact he kept an old library book of hers in his previous car before it was destroyed in the crash.
She’s the best thing that ever happened to him and he threw it all away for what? Cozy TV, lawsuit after lawsuit from the mother of his first child and now a spat with his new farther in law which he is doing everything to make public.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
He's alienating A Man, Duh from her family right before marriage and she's not connecting the dots.

She might find some sympathy for Faith in that shriveled walnut she calls a heart once she gets a heaping tablespoon of her own medicine.

Meigh is old enough to know better though, which makes this extremely funny.

I wish I could be there when she works out he only raw dogged her and gave her an engagement ring to keep her under his spell and punish her family. This kind of resentment doesn't just pop up overnight.
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Bingo. This was my first thought too, it's an obvious pattern of behaviour that Ralph seemingly falls into.

I could maybe see some issues with Harry, he does seem like an oddball, but bringing the sister into it too. Clearly, they've said some things about him and despite the fact he wants to keep Meigh on side he hasn't been able to keep his rage under wraps.
 
LaurenLauren said:
Like a true Manchurian chief, Ethan Ralph decided to buyout his future mare-wife with trinkets. For whatever reason, Horselord Harry did not take liking to his tribute, was offended by it even. In his rage the Horselord destroyed Ethan's belt. Now the gunted banners gather in the steppe. Wardrums thunder through the wastes, soon the battle will start.
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Riding into battle on the very trusty steppe pony mare that had been gifted to him.
 
My guess is he stored the wrestling merch at Harry's house because upstate NY is closer to the event in NJ than lugging all that garbage from Mexico to New Jersey for the event.

I also wonder if this will be the reason he cancels the event.
"There ain't no merch and no title belt ! yew need a title belt for a wrastling event ! That damn Harray Mo-ris ruined the event ! I can't marrry his datter !"
 
Bernie Gores said:
Christ Ralph, not only are you a cradle snatcher, a horse fucker, a diabetic, a sex offender, a alcoholic and a baby dicked fat boy, but now your a judas to your own family!
What a legacy your going to leave behind when you die from a heart attack in a few years!

BTW your daughter is ugly as sin.
Are you sure she doesn't have downs syndrome?
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Ralph's daughter really is fucking ugly as fuck. One of the ugliest kids I've seen in a long time.
 
Ethan Ralph is the Jerry Springer Version of The Truman Show!
Merry Christmas AYYYLAAWWGS!!!
Ho Ho Ho!!!!! Mery Guntmas!!!!
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TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
I for one look forward to the Morris/Vickers a-log alliance when Amanda finally leaves Ralph in 2023.
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Imagine Harry Morris yelling at Vickers to stop being a fat fuck who acts just like Ralph

Shit, that could lead to a team up between Ralph and Vickers against Morris. Fuck it, I have enough popcorn for this.
 
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