🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Accidental Protege]

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She'd have to do a DNA test to confirm a Jewish line on her father's side. Either way I already showed a list of Gretzingers who's names are on the Holocaust registry so there is indeed a possible Jewish connection minus the jokes aside about her nose and "profession"
Ashkenazi is just the name of the Ashkenaz Jews who settled near the Rhine River valley in the Middle Ages.
I'd look up Ralph's lineage, but I'm sure it's just a long line of irrelevant trash.



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It’s not out of the question, but it seems a little odd for a Jew to run a Christmas tree farm.

 

[BruceyBoy]

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It’s not out of the question, but it seems a little odd for a Jew to run a Christmas tree farm.

Au contraire, seems like a perfect enterprise for someone of the Jewish persuasion. Have you bought one lately?

 

[Shlomosexual]

Au contraire, seems like a perfect enterprise for someone of the Jewish persuasion. Have you bought one lately?

Seems a little too wholesome.
I thought they specialized in usery, vice and pornography?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Seems a little too wholesome.
I thought they specialized in usery, vice and pornography?

The Mafia is offended by your post. Jews dominate banking, Hollywood, and pornography.

 

[Muppetstudios]

This is genuinely quite sad but it would've been more sad if she grew up in the Mexican shack with Ralph


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[Peeing In The Shower]

This is genuinely quite sad but it would've been more sad if she grew up in the Mexican shack with Ralph

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"my lovely daughter"

lol ok. You don't know what she looks like Ralph, and it's your own fault.

 

[Um...]

This is genuinely quite sad but it would've been more sad if she grew up in the Mexican shack with Ralph

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His “lovely daughter” has no idea who he is and wouldn’t recognize him if they passed on the street. Ralph is dead to her and the entire family and they are all better off for it, especially that unfortunate child who had his shit genes foisted on it.

 

[alan thicke]

"my lovely daughter"

lol ok. You don't know what she looks like Ralph, and it's your own fault.

There’s a good chance he doesn’t even know what her legal name is anymore.

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

There’s a good chance he doesn’t even know what her legal name is anymore.

Cozy Morris

 

[RollingRock2]

Ralph's daughter is now known as Rumble Dotcom. Pantsu got a sponsorship and Cozy wouldn't reup

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Sorry, Ralph - Gaytor is little Rozy Pippa's dad now.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

There’s a good chance he doesn’t even know what her legal name is anymore.

ROZANNA... SANDRA... RALPH. And you can't do shit about it, HARREH!

 

[Elmo]

This is genuinely quite sad but it would've been more sad if she grew up in the Mexican shack with Ralph

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And did he even try to get her anything? Hell no.

 

[drammamean]

Seems a little too wholesome.
I thought they specialized in usery, vice and pornography?

They generally just avoid physical labor. Le happy merchant is a meme for a reason.

This is genuinely quite sad but it would've been more sad if she grew up in the Mexican shack with Ralph

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Don’t be fooled, this is just another pathetic ploy for attention. It’s the only time of the year he thinks about his child who was unfortunate enough to be born with two X chromosomes (instead of an extra pair like Ralph) and even then it’s about him. He’s a shameful little piggy.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Ralph enjoyed CWC’s new song.

Spoiler: Screenshot

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Ralph enjoyed CWC’s new song.

Of course he does, the AI portrays him as alternate universe Ralph where he is of normal body weight, looks good for his age, is with a gurl etc. It's probably very similar to the mental delusion in his head of what he looks like.

 

[Stiffy]

Delaney says her mom worked under the late physicist Edward Teller who is one of the fathers of nuclear fission.
That collaboration is far more interesting than anything her daughter ever did.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Delaney says her mom worked under the late physicist Edward Teller who is one of the fathers of nuclear fission.
That collaboration is far more interesting than anything her daughter ever did.

Her mom is a lawyer I wonder what the connection is, did they cross paths at Stanford or something?

 

[SargonF00t]

Ralph enjoyed CWC’s new song.

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Spoiler: Screenshot

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I wonder if Ralph checked out all the lyrics????

When I first saw you
Thought you were the bomb
Thought you were the finest woman I'd ever seen
On blacked dot com
So now you're with me
Think it's time I said
This misery needs company until at least
One of us drops dead

[pre-chorus:]
Won't you stay in my shack?
I'll buy you so much crack

[chorus:]
I love you, bish
Please grant my wish
You make me wanna shout it
If ya wanna know the truth about it
I love you, bish
Your poop's delish
Please be my wife today
And if not fuck you anyway
I love you, bish

[solo]

[pre-chorus:]
Won't you stay with me?
Think how high we could be

[chorus:]
I love you, bish
Please grant my wish
It's you my life is missin'
To pick up bottles with my piss in
I love you, bish
Please grant my wish
It's in fact you that I adore
I love you you fucking whore
I love you bish

I love you bish
I love you... bish.

 

[drammamean]

Delaney says her mom worked under the late physicist Edward Teller who is one of the fathers of nuclear fission.
That collaboration is far more interesting than anything her daughter ever did.

I guess Delaney was confused by what her mom meant when she said she "used to work under" someone important.