🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

@AltisticRight Candy Yoshi almost made me fall out of my chair laughing

Candy Yoshi is now the official name of the county.

 

[anonymong]

Where's the Nora and Daddy Jim invite Ralph?

and KoP

 

[Windy Moors]

Slenderhog

That is magnificent, I laughed like a spastic for a long time, thank you.

 

[Truly Rural]

Where's the Nora and Daddy Jim invite Ralph?

and KoP

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is Ralph fixin to burn another paypig?

 

[Guntkvd]

This would be a humiliating reunion for Ralph, because pretty much everyone, even gaytor, KoP and Matt, are doing better than him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Is Ralph fixin to burn another paypig?
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Any who gives Ralph money voluntarily is an idiot

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy confirmed gigolo story again, is proud to be a degenerate pig monster. I hope Horse leaves him penniless after divorce.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Is Ralph fixin to burn another paypig?
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Don't hold back Rage Pig, show us who's Kang of the Sektur, FROM THE TOP ON DOWN BISH! SSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Piggy confirmed gigolo story again, is proud to be a degenerate pig monster. I hope Horse leaves him penniless after divorce.
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lol what a cuck

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Piggy confirmed gigolo story again, is proud to be a degenerate pig monster.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised to find out Ralph legitimately dosen't remember that this happened unless someone prompts him to.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

Zidan would never go near Ralph. What are they even going to talk about? Ralph today is everything Zidan despises.

 

[Lazy guy]

I hope Horse leaves him penniless after divorce.

To be fair she left him penniless when she took the kid and ran.

 

[Jew-ish]

To be fair she left him penniless when she took the kid and ran.

Ftfy

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Zidan would never go near Ralph. What are they even going to talk about? Ralph today is everything Zidan despises.

Nobody in their right mind would associate with Ethan Ralph when they have a good paying job and a clean image to lose. From what little information is available that's exactly where Zidan is in life at this point.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Zidan would never go near Ralph. What are they even going to talk about? Ralph today is everything Zidan despises.

Has a real job and isn’t a net drain on society? Yeah I can see how Ralph hates him.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Gator should agree and just sperg about vtubers for 5 straight hours not letting ralph get a single word in edge wise.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Gator should agree and just sperg about vtubers for 5 straight hours not letting ralph get a single word in edge wise.

He should also remove all of Ralph's filters and that little window he hides behind.

 

[anonymong]

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[USAroXX]

Ralph is not safe in Mexico despite his constant hollering of the contrary, Mexico can and will extradite his fat ass the second the US tells them too (what a bitch-made country to flee too! )
There's only one place on the planet where the Ralphamale is truly safe from the totalitarian government he was born under:

Spoiler

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UKRAINE
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