Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[NotreallyPutin]

Never forget this stance, his tits tucked into the crooks of his elbows.

He has a very repulsive body. He's like the void of what attractiveness is. It's not that he has low looks, it's that he has the complete opposite of attraction.

There is no way that anyone is fucking him out of arousal.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

This is a 38-year-old man

36 at the time.

There's skinny fat and then there's I don't know what Phil is. There must be some condition with him.

 

[Canadian Tire]

guy doesn't have a "dad-bod", he has a mom-bod

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

He has a very repulsive body. He's like the void of what attractiveness is. It's not that he has low looks, it's that he has the complete opposite of attraction.

There is no way that anyone is fucking him out of arousal.

The dudes straight up Miss Finster from Disneys Recess.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Only thing of Phil's that's ripped are his pants when he sits down.

Maybe he survived his mother's coat hanger abortion attempt. That could explain why she doted on him so much, out of that Catholic guilt.

 

[Some Manajerk]

except we've seen videos of phil back when he was younger, and even then he was a dumpy guy with really weird body proportions

 

[Prince Lotor]

guy doesn't have a "dad-bod", he has a mom-bod

Dude has a granny bod. Look at those shoulders, there is not 1 single shred of muscle fiber anywhere near them. Just a sharp descent starting right where the bone stops.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Dude has a granny bod. Look at those shoulders, there is not 1 single shred of muscle fiber anywhere near them. Just a sharp descent starting right where the bone stops.

And to think, Kat cheated on a dude that works out religiously for that.... She is mentally ill dude.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

And to think, Kat cheated on a dude that works out religiously for that.... She is mentally ill dude.

Money = Security
They don't have sex. You can count on one hand that's missing fingers how many times it's happened. But I mean, can you blame her? Phil, laying on his back, his hairy tits sagging down off to either side of his chest. His greasy, pale body jiggling as he breathes. I want to say he has an average or smaller than average weenis, thin, too. And because of the fat deposits in his groin, it looks even smaller because it has to poke through a fat deposit. Glistening, twitching, unwashed.

 

[Cats]

He looks kinda like a dweeby incel version of Bennett from Commando in some of his older photos.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/dsp-young-jpg.597919/

YOURE GETTING OLD, JAHN

 

[Fuckyoudad]

He looks kinda like a dweeby incel version of Bennett from Commando in some of his older photos.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/dsp-young-jpg.597919/

YOURE GETTING OLD, JAHN

Some people used to call him Dave Bennett. I don't know why..

 

[Freshtodeath]

He's so pale. I know he has an outdoor patio with furniture he must never sit out there. He lives in a fucking gated community he could walk around his complex a half hour every morning and it would probably add years to his life.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Phil’s weird flappy jowls always remind me of that guy from the show Clarence:

 

[Days of Kinohood]

DSP is an avid gamer. His body reflects his commitment to gaming.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Phil has the most stereotypical dad bod.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Surprised he doesn't have more muscle since he spends half his time beating his controller against the table.

 

[gh0stzero]

Phil has the most stereotypical dad bod.

Grandma bod maybe.

 

[Brandon Isn’t Who I Am]

Someone please find the pictures of him in the Ghostbusters costume. My god such skinny legs.

Grandma bod maybe.

Great-grandpa bod.

 

[Draza]

Surprised he doesn't have more muscle since he spends half his time beating his controller against the table.

And beating "something" else, if you catch my drift...

 

[BrunoMattei]

DSP is an avid gamer. His body reflects his commitment to gaming. View attachment 1490666

He looks like a Dark Souls enemy you'd find in Blighttown.