Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

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Brandon Isn’t Who I Am

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From his most recent DMCA attack video, I noticed how thin his bicep is. He really gets NO exercise whatsoever aside from walking, which is a form of cardio.
 
Does this have the orbiter tag because as his body grows in mass (fat, not muscle) it will eventually develop its own gravitational field?
 
Should this be mixed in with the hair thread and perhaps that thread can be retitled? Not dead-set on this, just debating.
 
actually said:
Should this be mixed in with the hair thread and perhaps that thread can be retitled? Not dead-set on this, just debating.
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nah the hair thread is good for discussing phil's baldness. this can be a containment thread for all the ew phils gross posts and that one time he showed his toes on stream.
 
I think Phil has Alcoholic myopathy.

• Acute alcoholic myopathy develops suddenly in the context of binge drinking and is characterized by painful muscle weakness and myonecrosis.
• Chronic alcoholic myopathy develops gradually and is characterized by painless weakness of proximal muscles.
• Recovery occurs if alcohol is avoided, but the time to recovery varies from rapid (days to weeks) with the acute form to protracted (weeks to months) with the chronic form.
 
His upper arm is smaller than a chihuahua. Even a Smart Car tows more than he does! Dude is so weak, a strong breeze of wind can knock him down.
 
Don't know if you know this but he's a former body builder (who never took a photo of himself ripped, everyone knows people don't post themselves on social media after working hard to get their body in peak shape). Those muscles never go away, Phil doesn't even have to work out any more.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Don't know if you know this but he's a former body builder (who never took a photo of himself ripped, everyone knows people don't post themselves on social media after working hard to get their body in peak shape). Those muscles never go away, Phil doesn't even have to work out any more.
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Basically skinny, BTW.
 
Pubic Enemy #1 said:
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Never forget this stance, his tits tucked into the crooks of his elbows.
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This is a 38-year-old man



TheKatIsNowGone said:
Don't know if you know this but he's a former body builder (who never took a photo of himself ripped, everyone knows people don't post themselves on social media after working hard to get their body in peak shape). Those muscles never go away, Phil doesn't even have to work out any more.
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I mean, to be fair, when he "was ripped" it would have been like 2000-2001. Couldn't even post that shit to Xanga
 
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