Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

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It's just straight up alcoholism.

He's a crybaby now but look at Geoff from Rooster Teeth. This is only after a few months of sobriety -- he looks even cleaner now. And it's not just lighting.

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Corpun said:
From the main thread.

I swear his left arm is bigger than his right, just slightly.

He using it for something?
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I don’t know but that picture was actually illegally stolen from this thread, about 5-6 pages back

To answer your question it’s probably the alcoholism. I’d blame the Bells Palsy but AFAIK that only affects one’s face, not necessarily the rest of their body
 
Gotta Groom Em All said:
I don’t know but that picture was actually illegally stolen from this thread, about 5-6 pages back

To answer your question it’s probably the alcoholism. I’d blame the Bells Palsy but AFAIK that only affects one’s face, not necessarily the rest of their body
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It was illegally re-uploaded without the express written consent of the OP? That person should sue to re-uploader and I bet they would if stupid fucking trolls didn't ruin their job.
 
Gotta Groom Em All said:
I don’t know but that picture was actually illegally stolen from this thread, about 5-6 pages back

To answer your question it’s probably the alcoholism. I’d blame the Bells Palsy but AFAIK that only affects one’s face, not necessarily the rest of their body
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Reading up a little, Bell’s Palsy only affects his face, and shouldn’t directly affect the rest of his body. Although I stand by what I said earlier and whatever is causing his weird deformed arms is likely just a symptom of long term alcoholism coupled with zero physical acktivity.


Was also thinking earlier that the BP in his face may also be the primary driving factor in his disgusting “accent” and how he pronounces words with both the hard and soft “ah” like a disgusting pig (“cat” vs “often” for example), because his mouth is numb and he can’t get it open all the way.

Also would explain why the “S” sounds he makes when speaking sound weird too, because he can’t tense up his entire lip to make them properly, and when that sound exits his mouth half of his lip is just out there, numb, flapping in the wind.

Would additionally explain why he eats food so disgustingly, with the weird facial expressions. He can only feel the left half of his face, so he has to open his good half of his mouth as far as it can go just to jam the food in.

Can’t find screenshots right now, might come back and add them to this post later after my very important jaaaahb you guys, sound good?
 
How small is Phil's dick? He brought up penis extension pills randomly on stream once with no context and it makes me wonder if he is a average/below average man who is super sensitive about his size, if he can even get it up. It fits in with his ego tripping since he probably thinks macho men like him pack a footlong done there soft.
 
Corpun said:
How small is Phil's dick? He brought up penis extension pills randomly on stream once with no context and it makes me wonder if he is a average/below average man who is super sensitive about his size, if he can even get it up. It fits in with his ego tripping since he probably thinks macho men like him pack a footlong done there soft.
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Normally I don't entertain talking about dudes Dicks but we can assume small. Think about the fappening. He was barely moving his hand to jack it with no long or extended motions.

He struggled to get to completion and you could see the frustration on his face so I'd assume small dick and some form of E.D.
 
LolCowCentral said:
Normally I don't entertain talking about dudes Dicks but we can assume small. Think about the fappening. He was barely moving his hand to jack it with no long or extended motions.

He struggled to get to completion and you could see the frustration on his face so I'd assume small dick and some form of E.D.
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Cistern Rumbler said:
That time he wore a Ghostbusters jumpsuit he admitted his penis is small.
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My question is if it small or just he is fat enough it looks smaller than it is. Bodyfat fucks with perception. Fat guys with average dicks think they are small and skinny guys with average dicks think they are larger than average.

Not gay or anything but dude has a fragile ego and any self perceived issue probably hurts him more than any troll ever will. No wonder he make up these massive cope stories about hot latinas and shit.
 
Well, it's not as if Phil is Wings. He's fat but not that fat. He carries most of his weight on his tits and face lol.
 
So Phil has said on numerous occasions recently that he doesn't binge drink anymore, that it's all in the past, he has a healthy relationship with alcohol now. Except, the bank leaks disprove this claim. It's possible that he really did stop drinking within the last six months after the bank leaks but it's unlikely as the purchasing trend was increasing.

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Phil by his own admission hardly ever drinks low ABV wine or beer, so it's safe to say that he only purchases high ABV distilled spirits like rum, whiskey, tequila, and vodka, all of which he has mentioned drinking.

On the bank leaks he spent in total $3103.08 at Total Wine. I'm going to use the 1.75 liter Tanqueray gin as his standard drink because I don't know specifically what other brands he buys. It normally costs $29.99 but because WA has very high liquor taxes it becomes $42.74 . Divide together to get 72.60364997660271 bottles of 1.75 l Tanqueray.

The US Government institute NIAAA (National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism) classifies heavy alcohol use as having 14 drinks or more per week for men and 7 drinks or more per week for women, so I'll divide it by the 81 week duration of the bank leaks to get 0.896341357735836 bottles of Tanqueray per week.

The NIAAA measures a standard drink as 1.5 fl oz of distilled spirits. A 1.75 l Tanqueray bottle is equal to 59.17454 fl oz and thus 39.44969333 standard drinks.

THUS, he has 35.36039168466236 standard drinks per week. Even if Kat drank half of that (which would be especially dangerous for her health) it's still well above what the NIAAA classifies as heavy alcohol use at 17.68019584233118 drinks weekly. This isn't even considering that his alcohol purchases sharply rose over the period covered by the bank leaks so he may have much worse alcohol abuse over shorter periods.

THUS, this dude (possibly along with Fat Kat) is drinking himself into oblivion every night.
 
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豚蜚蠊 said:
So Phil has said on numerous occasions recently that he doesn't binge drink anymore, that it's all in the past, he has a healthy relationship with alcohol now. Except, the bank leaks disprove this claim. It's possible that he really did stop drinking within the last six months after the bank leaks but it's unlikely as the purchasing trend was increasing.

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Phil by his own admission hardly ever drinks low ABV wine or beer, so it's safe to say that he only purchases high ABV distilled spirits like gin, tequila, rum, and vodka, all of which he has mentioned drinking.

On the bank leaks he spent in total $3103.08 at Total Wine. I'm going to use the 1.75 liter Tanqueray gin as his standard drink because I don't know specifically what other brands he buys. It normally costs $29.99 but because WA has very high liquor taxes it becomes $42.74 . Divide together to get 72.60364997660271 bottles of 1.75 l Tanqueray.

The US Government institute NIAAA (National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism) classifies heavy alcohol use as having 14 drinks or more per week for men and 7 drinks or more per week for women, so I'll divide it by the 81 week duration of the bank leaks to get 0.896341357735836 bottles of Tanqueray per week.

The NIAAA measures a standard drink as 1.5 fl oz of distilled spirits. A 1.75 l Tanqueray bottle is equal to 59.17454 fl oz and thus 39.44969333 standard drinks.

THUS, he has 35.36039168466236 standard drinks per week. Even if Kat drank half of that (which would be especially dangerous for her health) it's still well above what the NIAAA classifies as heavy alcohol use at 17.68019584233118 drinks weekly. This isn't even considering that his alcohol purchases sharply rose over the period covered by the bank leaks so he may have much worse alcohol abuse over shorter periods.

THUS, this dude (possibly along with Fat Kat) is drinking himself into oblivion every night.
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Not a super big alcohol drinker myself, but gin is definitely not something like a light beer or something you put in a "girly" cocktail that it tends to be looked at, it can absolutely rival other alcoholic drinks like some of the hardest vodka or rum, it's not always the highest in alcohol percentage sure but it easily trumps your most standard beer or a standard red wine.

He used to be a rum and coke guy in the past, what's to say he's not drinking other types of liquor as well that isn't just gin?. For instance here you can say he's going to have a light sip on some liquor, but then he says sarcastically he's a "professional guy with everything he does" and we know that's bullshit considering his addictive habits and lack of responsibility.

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Flavius Anthemius said:
Not a super big alcohol drinker myself, but gin is definitely not something like a light beer or something you put in a "girly" cocktail that it tends to be looked at, it can absolutely rival other alcoholic drinks like some of the hardest vodka or rum, it's not always the highest in alcohol percentage sure but it easily trumps your most standard beer or a standard red wine.

He used to be a rum and coke guy in the past, what's to say he's not drinking other types of liquor as well that isn't just gin?. For instance here you can say he's going to have a light sip on some liquor, but then he says sarcastically he's a "professional guy with everything he does" and we know that's bullshit considering his addictive habits and lack of responsibility.

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Yes, besides gin he has mentioned having rum, whiskey, tequila, and vodka. I chose Tanqueray as standard because I don't know what other spirit brands he drinks or how much he drinks of each, but he definitely drinks a variety considering how the prices of his shopping trips differ. Unfortunately it's hard to tell exactly what he bought from the bank leaks because in WA liquor has both a sales tax of 20.5% and a fixed per liter tax of $3.7708, so I would have to know how many liters each order was to separate the sales tax.
 
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Phil was asked sometime last night about his allergies and he went on a confusing ramble about how his allergies flared up again because they had dusted and opened windows or some shit and pollen detracted him again. Dude really hates allergy pills.
 
Corpun said:
Phil was asked sometime last night about his allergies and he went on a confusing ramble about how his allergies flared up again because they had dusted and opened windows or some shit and pollen detracted him again. Dude really hates allergy pills.
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I find it funny that Phil is so retarded that he doesn't take pills for allergies every day like he should, but he takes them when he feels he needs them , THUS making them much less effective, he is like one of those retards that goes to the doctor and the doctor gives him antibiotics for a week , but the dude takes them for 3 days and then stops them because he feels better.
 
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