📚 Megathread Phil's Tumblr Update Megathread

[Mecha-Lenin]

Dude is literally the textbook definition of an edgy tryhard. Oh look at all these shocking images, the Kiwis will be stunned and speechless by these examples of just how edgy I am.

Kinda like edgy Star Trek.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Dude is literally the textbook definition of an edgy tryhard. Oh look at all these shocking images, the Kiwis will be stunned and speechless by these examples of just how edgy I am.

Shocked he hasn't caught on we find it funny he tries so hard yet.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Kinda like edgy Star Trek.

Live long and suck muh diiiiick!

 

[GetShrekt]

Kinda like edgy Star Trek.

Phil, Captain Picard has some advice for you about your translatinx fauxsona.

 

[Asandy31]

Newest "graphic" from Phil's Tumblr, he actually believes politics is as simple as one of these idiots spouting garbage from their crap filled trumpets.

Either way, you don't work Phil, so it's none of your business

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

-100,000,000/10
Would not enslave.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

A time-lapse of Phil throughout the years would be amazing (read: depressing) to see.

Isn't it already. Even though he isn't trying to be a monster yet he still is one

 

[Adamska]

Newest "graphic" from Phil's Tumblr, he actually believes politics is as simple as one of these idiots spouting garbage from their crap filled trumpets.

Either way, you don't work Phil, so it's none of your business

Lol I still prefer the Washington State Method, where Min. Wage is changed based on what the dollar inflates or deflates to. All of these positions are kind of shit.

But to get on topic, looks like Phil's accidentally parroting his dad again and proving he's just whitebread. A more with-it communist would care more about wage equality and worker/party-run institutions, and an anarchist would describe how wages are mind control with numbers and a commune is the way to go.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tu...f-the-great-patriotic-war-of-the-soviet-union

Spoiler: Wheeeeee, maps!

sovtime:

История Великой Отечественной войны Советского Союза 1941-1945, в 6 томах.

History of the Great Patriotic War of the Soviet Union 1941-1945, 6 volumes.

(Source: rarita.ru)

via The Soviet Broadcast.

Phil, you'd be far more impressive if you'd actually read books. Everyone understands you only find this awesome because there are MAPS in it.
(Of course, you can't read Russian anyway.)

 

[Asandy31]

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tu...f-the-great-patriotic-war-of-the-soviet-union

Spoiler: Wheeeeee, maps!

sovtime:

История Великой Отечественной войны Советского Союза 1941-1945, в 6 томах.

History of the Great Patriotic War of the Soviet Union 1941-1945, 6 volumes.

(Source: rarita.ru)

via The Soviet Broadcast.

Phil, you'd be far more impressive if you'd actually read books. Everyone understands you only find this awesome because there are MAPS in it.
(Of course, you can't read Russian anyway.)

I believe Phil's fetish is for maps of predominantly white countries.....you won't ever escape to any of them Phil, because I'm sure they have a cap on obese, overweight autistic mooches, maybe you should just try lying on the ground and humping them instead.

 

[Adamska]

Mao hated the Soviets Phil. Good fucking job in proving why you had to go to tard school to get a participation trophy instead of a real diploma.

 

[Psycho]

I believe Phil's fetish is for maps of predominantly white countries.....you won't ever escape to any of them Phil, because I'm sure they have a cap on obese, overweight autistic mooches, maybe you should just try lying on the ground and humping them instead.

inb4 Phil starts spergging over maps of Puerto Rico

 

[Hyperion]

inb4 Phil starts spergging over maps of Puerto Rico

He does have a map of what he claims to be Puerto Rico tattooed onto one of his ham hocks. It's the tattoo that has the bicyclist with shit stained pants

 

[AnOminous]

He does have a map of what he claims to be Puerto Rico tattooed onto one of his ham hocks. It's the tattoo that has the bicyclist with shit stained pants

I wonder how deformed Puerto Rico will end up as Phil keeps getting fatter and more disgusting.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder how deformed Puerto Rico will end up as Phil keeps getting fatter and more disgusting.

Pangaea

 

[LikeicareKF]

@Psycho
you are so ridiculously new to the internet

 

[kobebyarlant]

Phil has no idea what people think is cool at 13 is remarkably less cool at 33, does he?

 

[Coldgrip]

inb4 Phil starts spergging over maps of Puerto Rico

And claims that it's a communist country. As well as being part of Mexico.

 

[Ravenor]

Phil has no idea what people think is cool at 13 is remarkably less cool at 33, does he?

Yea your right on the money, He's got a real scattering of ages where his development has stalled and in some cases never really started I'm posting another thread shortly on this subject and it's rather interesting when you put the bit's and pieces together.

 

[Psycho]

No more messages on facebook today, but he's still sperging on tumblr. Messages written out with necklaces. I would expect, maybe, a 12 year old girl to be into this.... or, it looks like, 30-something, autistic hobo's can be into it, too. Anyway, I'm just posting a few of the ones that caught my attention.

Spoiler: necklace messages

We know, Phil. We all know you hate her enough that you beat her up over cosplay.

This is very accurate for Phil.

You lie about pretty much everything so, yeah, this is probably true.

Shit, Phil, this should be your fucking catch phrase!

Also probably true. I can't imagine mom loving you after you beat her up and if I were your dad, I'd still be pissed about your daddy rape day lie. So, yeah, your parents love your brother more than you because he isn't an ingrateful little fuck.