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For fucks sake people, don't ween out and mass report Phil again. If he dosen't have facebook access, we can't laugh at his antics.
FIGGIN Phil's Third Facebook Page - CatParty is still too lazy to take 30 seconds to capitalize a thread title or archive links.
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This is how Phil imagines he looks.
This is honestly what he's going for.
I'd say he has a long way to go still.
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1) I don't use facebook so I couldn't report him if I wanted to.
2) Weens already have.
3) Phil is addicted to attention. He'll find a way to make his chimp-outs public, if only so he can use them to try and get more pitybux and asspats.
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Crust Almighty that is one sorry-looking individual. Like even if I hadn't been following Phil's case that one picture would tell me everything I needed to know. It's like a whole multiyear saga of edgelordery, poor bodily hygiene, atismu and straight-up retardation folded into a few hundred thousand pixels.
Like the very first surgery I'd be planning to get if I were Phil would be orthodontic surgery.
Like the very first surgery I'd be planning to get if I were Phil would be orthodontic surgery.
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He'd be much more likely to get a lobotomy.
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Even with a permaban, he'll probably just keep making accounts. Yet the difference between Phil and anyone else avoiding a ban is that Phil is too stupid to realize that using the same names, pictures, and identity info on each account will just get him caught faster.
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He'll also lose any followers who don't bother re-adding him. A lot of people on his friends list are only there because they're reluctant to remove him even though they have him muted or otherwise ignored.
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I'm sure weens will try to report him. Don't be a ween and report him, just let the salt flow naturally.
Ray Streip
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Literally every other post is his youcaring page, it's sad seeing how much money people have already pissed away at him.
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I reported the isabelrosa.araujo.98 account a couple times already (
). FB doesn't seem to care. 
Mmm, just think of lucky Slingblade waking up and seeing that sexy tousled bed head first thing in the morning.
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The rodent chompers are on full view and he's using his actual eyebrows. Is that an old photo?
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I think either he ran out of razors to shave or was just too lazy to keep them gone. Probably a combination of both.
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It looks like an older photo. Eyebrows don't grow that fast, and he also added an older picture to his YouCaring.
Someone is telling him to lose the edge and look presentable. Greta?
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Yep he sure looks presentable in that pic.
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Phil: "I know he'll see me as a 13-year-old white passing trans-latina someday."
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Sweet Lord, those buck teeth! I would say those are the kind of chompers that could bite through an industrial pad lock, but with Phil's hygiene I'm sure they're rotted and brittle, so they'd likely snap on anything harder than a pretzel. Maybe that's why he only eats cheese?
RWS Watcher
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Good God, he looks like the faces of heroin posters.