📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Phil's youcaring page is gone.
 

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Phil now has no penis. He is getting no asspats or donations for having no penis. Could reality be finally sinking in?
 
Phil now has no penis. He is getting no asspats or donations for having no penis. Could reality be finally sinking in?

Would be hilarious if it took him getting his microdick chopped off to realize no one gives a shit about him. Either that or slingblade finally had enough and sent him back to the hospital in a bodybag.
 
Would be hilarious if it took him getting his microdick chopped off to realize no one gives a shit about him. Either that or slingblade finally had enough and sent him back to the hospital in a bodybag.

I think he genuinely believed that this would somehow provide victory over his imaginary enemies. Can the agony from dick-chopping finally overcome Phil's imagination?
 
He'll be back, probably with even more turboautism, requesting 'financial solidarity' for bills and tattoo guns and fancy software to learn to be a photographer. Or summat. Whatever, gibsmedat.

He can't live without asspats and online begging.
 
Maybe he read our speculation about him dying and realised that might be a good way to get asspats. Or maybe he's going to pull a Labelle and claimed that Kiwi fascists hacked him.
 
"Xochi" has been reblogging trash like crazy. It is just his "cheese coma" phrase.

His gofundme page is still on. After one month still no donation at all.


Link?
 
He'll be back, probably with even more turboautism, requesting 'financial solidarity' for bills and tattoo guns and fancy software to learn to be a photographer. Or summat. Whatever, gibsmedat.

He can't live without asspats and online begging.

"I told Kiwi Farms I'd buy a gun if they didn't meet my demands. Please donate to help me buy a gun."
 
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