📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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So it's afternoon on the West Coast now and we haven't heard Jack shit from Phil. What gives? Normally he'd be all over social media, either bitching about the Kengle line of protesters KF got to keep him from getting his Spanish snatcj, or bragging about how he's a true and honest woman now. What happened? Did he forget the lie? Back himself into a corner? Does he think we'll just forget if he doesn't say anything? Come on Phil, I'm very much looking forward to your stupid excuse.
 
26 May 2018, less than one day after his imaginary surgery.

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He is tagging some extremely broke people, like the Ogres who has just transitioned out of TLL.
 
flossman said:
Pretty damn coherent for someone who was (pretending to be) stoned out of his gourd in a video just a couple hours ago...
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The best part is he did that video after getting called out for being normal, for Phil, in the previous video. He also doesn't realize that a patient on the narcotics they give you after major surgery is not going to sound like someone pretending to have done an entire cannabis leaf.
 
break these cuffs said:
The best part is he did that video after getting called out for being normal, for Phil, in the previous video. He also doesn't realize that a patient on the narcotics they give you after major surgery is not going to sound like someone pretending to have done an entire cannabis leaf.
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Its actually the time shortly before surgery you get medicated with the nice stuff.
 
Rokko said:
Its actually the time shortly before surgery you get medicated with the nice stuff.
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That makes sense. I certainly don't remember much as they put me on the table, but I've never heard anyone who had one of the self administered pumps post op complain either. I just got booted the fuck out and don't know from experience. :mad:
 
break these cuffs said:
That makes sense. I certainly don't remember much as they put me on the table, but I've never heard anyone who had one of the self administered pumps post op complain either. I just got booted the fuck out and don't know from experience. :mad:
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All you need post-op are standard painkillers, and even when they pull out some internal organs you just need ordinary painkillers in a slightly higher dose than the otc-ones (usually). There are exceptions, but phil would be shutting the fuck up right now if he got opioids afterwards. An they probably would keep a person like phil in the hospital until the opioids or whatever wear off, due to obvious sped-related reasons.
 
Rokko said:
All you need post-op are standard painkillers, and even when they pull out some internal organs you just need ordinary painkillers in a slightly higher dose than the otc-ones (usually).
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The magic combination they seem to have settled on here for post-surgical pain is IV APAP with small doses of oral oxycodone. It's astonishingly effective given how shitty APAP is when given orally.
 
repentance said:
The magic combination they seem to have settled on here for post-surgical pain is IV APAP with small doses of oral oxycodone. It's astonishingly effective given how shitty APAP is when given orally.
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Ah ok. You have to stay in hospital while they do that I guess.
Also did Phil post pics of a iv-tube (dont know the english word), except the one on his "wound"? Like a tube on his arm that usually stays in for some time after op, in case you need immediate iv- treatment?
 
Rokko said:
Ah ok. You have to stay in hospital while they do that I guess.
Also did Phil post pics of a iv-tube (dont know the english word), except the one on his "wound"? Like a tube on his arm that usually stays in for some time after op, in case you need immediate iv- treatment?
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I didn't see a cannula in any of the photos posted. I would have expected he'd still have one in for the first night after surgery, if only because several doses of post-op IV antibiotics are standard with the surgery he claims to have had.

I notice that out of all the people he tagged in that last begging request, only a few have acknowledged or shared it.
 
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It’s kind of risky tagging people who actually have had the chop, given that Phil keeps getting stuff wrong about the procedure.

Granted, Greta and Nina don’t actually like Phil and will probably ignore him, but still.
 
Rokko said:
All you need post-op are standard painkillers, and even when they pull out some internal organs you just need ordinary painkillers in a slightly higher dose than the otc-ones (usually).
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In the US, it's standard to get IV opioids for the first 24-48 hours after surgery, then you're switched to oral meds.
 
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