📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Man vs persistent rat said:
I wonder what the process is for performing surgery on unhygenic people, do they hose them off first, or can they decline a person too disgusting to operate on.
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In my Medical Microbiology I class, my teacher told us that uncolored iodine is the best antiseptic. When we do blood cultures, iodine needs to be used as an antiseptic instead of alcohol which is used in phlebotomy.

I'm pretty sure that the surgeon will find a good antiseptic for philthy Phill. That is if this surgery is real.
 
We've all beat this dead horse into dust but in reality no matter what happens Phil will just flip it so he 'wins'. If he gets the surgery we'll laugh as his lack of hygiene ends up getting it closed off and he'll be pissing out a tube the rest of his life. Thing is he'll just sit there and be like 'this is my true indentity, asexual! I'm both and niether gender at the same time!'

If we reach surgery day and hes been talking out his ass he'll be saying shit like 'there was someone in the lobby with a laptop; clearly a kiwi farmer who was gonna hack my life support or the surgeon so I had to run away!'
 
MasterDisaster said:
We've all beat this dead horse into dust but in reality no matter what happens Phil will just flip it so he 'wins'. If he gets the surgery we'll laugh as his lack of hygiene ends up getting it closed off and he'll be pissing out a tube the rest of his life. Thing is he'll just sit there and be like 'this is my true indentity, asexual! I'm both and niether gender at the same time!'

If we reach surgery day and hes been talking out his ass he'll be saying shit like 'there was someone in the lobby with a laptop; clearly a kiwi farmer who was gonna hack my life support or the surgeon so I had to run away!'
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A part of me wonders if he gave us so many details of his surgery in the hope that he could claim Kiwis formed a kengle line around the hospital so he had to have the surgery cancelled.
 
According to Phil's calendar, his pre-op medical is happening on 8 May. It will be interesting to see whether there's any update in the next day or so. I doubt he'd meet the BMI requirements even if it really was scheduled.
 
repentance said:
According to Phil's calendar, his pre-op medical is happening on 8 May. It will be interesting to see whether there's any update in the next day or so. I doubt he'd meet the BMI requirements even if it really was scheduled.
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He also just claimed the voices in his head buy him stuff, which would make him 100% ineligible on mental health grounds.
 
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There has not be a recorded donation since January. Someone closer to Phil might want to confirm it but it is said that all of Phil's paypigs do so directly via Paypal now.
 
Ask others to do work of "get people with money to donate to me"
But I won't do work .

I love this .

*Edited for typo because my God damn phone acts like I'm having a stroke
 
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lurk_moar said:
In my Medical Microbiology I class, my teacher told us that uncolored iodine is the best antiseptic. When we do blood cultures, iodine needs to be used as an antiseptic instead of alcohol which is used in phlebotomy.

I'm pretty sure that the surgeon will find a good antiseptic for philthy Phill. That is if this surgery is real.
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Trust me, if this is real then the surgeon is going to need something more than iodine to get all the encrusted shit off Phil's body, like bleach or ammonia...or both. With all the medical problems Phil has I wouldn't be surprised if he crashed at least one time during surgery.
 
nvrwastetree said:
Trust me, if this is real then the surgeon is going to need something more than iodine to get all the encrusted shit off Phil's body, like bleach or ammonia...or both. With all the medical problems Phil has I wouldn't be surprised if he crashed at least one time during surgery.
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God, imagine that. Dying just to get one over on Kiwi Farms.
 
Positron said:
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There has not be a recorded donation since January. Someone closer to Phil might want to confirm it but it is said that all of Phil's paypigs do so directly via Paypal now.
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Apparently he's using "squarepay"
I'm not sure what the advantages are as opposed to PayPal but people just dont want the drama of being identified as a donor.
 
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MMX said:
Apparently he's using "squarepay"
I'm not sure what the advantages are as opposed to PayPal but people just dont want the drama of being identified as a donor.
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Probably no immediate benefit besides by default you get a card reader for your mobile phone or tablet with Square. PayPal has them I even have one some where it's a little pyramid using the audio jack.

It would not surprise me if he somehow took payments in person or used it to move money between him and slingblade.
 
Positron said:
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Huh. It's almost like the hospital would give you those tools (maybe a month's supply) post-op and then your insurance can cover anything that's considered necessary to fully complete an operation. I might be wrong, but that's my understanding of how it works. Them sweet sweet asspat bux must be tempting...
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Yeah, his “partner” doesn’t have a whole lot to say about this surgery. If Toren posted about it, maybe it would be a bit more believable.

In fact, here’s my pledge. I will donate $500 to Phil if Toren makes any mention of the GRS between now and the end of the day.
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I'll match the donation another $500
 
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