📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder
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- Dec 28, 2014
If he paid $70 for that shit-tier coffee even in his shit-pit Oregon hellhole, he yet again got burned, like the Fat Freddie he is. Cafe Bustelo? Have you even had a cup of that? It's fucking garbage.
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- Aug 24, 2014
He buys it for the can. There is Spanish on the can.
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- Apr 5, 2015
It's the fact that he got like 10 cans the same shopping trip.
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- May 27, 2013
Did he just have an attack of a sort of 'tism variation that made him buy every brand of slightly not mainstream coffee in Walmart? It's like he tarded out and bought everything that was in Spanish or was pretending to be Spanish. For one person that's about a year and a half worth of coffee if you drink it every day.
I can't vouch for the taste of the other brands but, yeah, I agree Cafe Bustelo is overpriced shit. Five bucks says he doesn't own a coffee maker.
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- Jun 26, 2015
Holy shit, cold brewed coffee is *not* supposed to be that color. What horrific Eldritch abomination has he conjured?
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- Jan 15, 2014
My favourite part of this molecule-thick tissue of lies is that his imaginary friend Xochi bought him the belt. Having been called out on the ridiculous amount of money he spends when he's supposed to be dirt-poor, he can't just do his usual "look at this awetistic awesome stuff I got!" posts. But everyone has to know what a cool edgelord he is, so just not posting about it isn't an option.
Given what happened last time a lolcow owned a Keurig, I'm more than happy to toss a couple of bucks in.
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- Nov 30, 2014
Probably adds hot sauce because :autism:
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- May 27, 2013
Phil once again demonstrates his ability to turn easy, everyday activities into complete shit. As @Positron said, there's probably a ton of sugar in those. After drinking one of those bottles it's no wonder he's bouncing and squeaking. Each bottle looks to be about 6 cups of coffee.
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- Jan 15, 2014
Phil doesn't strike me as the hot sauce type.
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- Apr 24, 2016
God damn this is a CWC financial situation. Chris getting a credit limit increase=toy shopping spree. Phil getting a bill credit=a whole bunch of stupid purchases.
It's not over priced. Those cans probably cost him $2. You could argue any amount is over priced for something that tastes like hot garbage. I dunno why he didn't buy the "party sized" cans. Or why a coffee company makes party sizes.
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- Nov 10, 2015
Were these from the instagram? Wheres Mike Lott when you need him.
$4.19 at Target.
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- Apr 10, 2013
He probably added milk to it while it was brewing.
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- Jan 15, 2014
God bless the word filter.
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- Jan 9, 2015
All I can think of is him molesting the punching bag... You just know it's going to happen.