📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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auroraboreanaz said:
Well, thanks for making my next joint taste all the sweeter, Philthy. The entitlement is getting straight up outlandish at this point. Hey queers! If you're able to scrounge some change to buy something that might make your day a bit better, obviously you have enough to give to the tard bragging about his tattoo appointment.

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I love how vague he keeps being about the trip when it's a gimme gimme gimme post, but he's more than happy to show off his fucking dreadful sketches for the tattoo and the useless shit he buys in almost every other post.
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No amount of lighting can hide the ugly.
 
Phil's planning to crowdfund a fancy new vagina! And thoughtfully lets us know he expects us to keep financing his poor decisions for the rest of the decade. :c

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Fundraiser Updates 22
Posted on April 28, 2017
Looking towards the Future - And a lot will be happening.

Some of you may have noticed this there has been a raise in the fundraiser goal.

The YouCaring Fundraiser goal was raised from $8,000 to $14,500 to account for vaginoplasty surgery preparation and recovery - I have vaginoplasty surgery scheduled for late May 2018. I also extended the goal deadline to 2020.

I am trying to keep a realistic grasp of what rebuilding from years of houselessness to this vaginoplasty surgery is going to look like.

So as far as the rest of this decade is concerned, I am going to still be asking for help for a while to come. As often previously repeated - This is not an overnight process, and I know that firsthand.
 
I wish I could "prolapse " that update WOCKA WOCKA

Wow, so in reality, May 2018 feels like "so far away" and he can just live month to month on his tugboat and crowd-funded-funds.

Is there anyone who really believes he's getting a vuhjayjay and could this be a ploy to retain Toren...
 
Flame the Sunbird said:
Phil's planning to crowdfund a fancy new vagina! And thoughtfully lets us know he expects us to keep financing his poor decisions for the rest of the decade. :c

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Fundraiser Updates 22
Posted on April 28, 2017
Looking towards the Future - And a lot will be happening.

Some of you may have noticed this there has been a raise in the fundraiser goal.

The YouCaring Fundraiser goal was raised from $8,000 to $14,500 to account for vaginoplasty surgery preparation and recovery - I have vaginoplasty surgery scheduled for late May 2018. I also extended the goal deadline to 2020.

I am trying to keep a realistic grasp of what rebuilding from years of houselessness to this vaginoplasty surgery is going to look like.

So as far as the rest of this decade is concerned, I am going to still be asking for help for a while to come. As often previously repeated - This is not an overnight process, and I know that firsthand.
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Once again, that total lack of humility. "This is what I'm doing, and as my subordinates, this is what you will be doing."
 
"I am trying to keep a realistic grasp of what rebuilding from years of houselessness to this vaginoplasty surgery is going to look like."

Mmm, I agree a realistic grasp of rebuilding from being a homeless broke fat guy to being a homeless broke fat guy with an expensive extra orifice is crucial.

So my understanding is that once other people pay to get your taint unzipped, you'll finally be able to remedy your chronic houselessness via climbing inside your own artificial vagina and living in it like a tent. Yes?
 
Phil getting a vagina would wreck my already fragile faith in humanity for a number of reasons.

Although, I could see him getting septic from it because he's too autistic to take care of himself. People die just from getting teeth pulled when they're too stupid to keep things clean until they heal. Getting a vag installed is way more intrusive and requires a massive amount of post op care at home.

Shitfinger Phil can barely remember to change his socks, wipe his ass and shower, let alone take care of his body 3 times a day in a place he can't even see.
 
Considering he can't even come close to 8500$ I'm glad this increased goal makes an impossible endeavor that much more of a waste of time.

Also him doubling down on getting another medical procedure when he hasn't even gotten the first is really pissing in the wind here. They haven't even taken his balls. There's no way he's going to get this done but you can bet he'll tell a hundred lies to convince everyone he did.
 
MasterDisaster said:
Considering he can't even come close to 8500$ I'm glad this increased goal makes an impossible endeavor that much more of a waste of time.
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Doesn't matter what the goal is when he just continually spends it as it comes in on Tattoos, bus tickets and maps. People could donate $50 a week for a year and he'd never get over $500 unless Youcaring works like a locked savings account or something.

I've no idea. I've never cared or bothered to learn how E-begging works.
 
MasterDisaster said:
Considering he can't even come close to 8500$ I'm glad this increased goal makes an impossible endeavor that much more of a waste of time.

Also him doubling down on getting another medical procedure when he hasn't even gotten the first is really pissing in the wind here. They haven't even taken his balls. There's no way he's going to get this done but you can bet he'll tell a hundred lies to convince everyone he did.
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I'm guessing he'll do the old tuck-your-genitals-between-your-legs-and-keep-your-legs-together trick. If he doesn't just forget, or invent some lie to explain why he didn't (donate pls).

I wonder how many people actually believe that Phil's had his nuts chopped off? Presumably Slingblade knows they're still intact.
 
It seems like he's forgetten the facial femization surgery lie.
 
Phil I know a POC surgeon who can help you out with this, his name is Dr. Gonzalez and he works in the Portland area. Business hours are midnight to four AM and he can meet you behind a convenient dumpster of your choosing, $500 cash only, PM me bro
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
Is there anyone who really believes he's getting a vuhjayjay and could this be a ploy to retain Toren...
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Nah, not a ploy to retain John, Phil is known for recycling scams and when one gets too worn and known, like his latino bullshit, he'll switch to another. In this case it's the vaginoplasty lie again. He's just hoping to scam more money out of people.

There is though another reason he'd mention something like this, he's hoping we'll publicly respond to it. Phil desperately wants our attention and much like his lie about getting his nuts removed he knows we'll debunk it in no time flat. Only thing is we won't be drawn out.
 
DragoonSierra said:
I never understood why he never used the classic terminal illness lie.
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I guess because even he can figure out that, sooner or later, he'd have to either die or recover. Plus most terminal illnesses require more lies than even Phil can juggle.

That being said, where does he stand on being flagged as HIV+? Because that would be a great starting point.
 
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"And thrive."

T-this is a recent addition, no?

Goddamn he doesn't even try to hide the fact that he expect his asspatters to fund his lifestyle. The shamless leech.

Anyone with an alt you can sacrifice, pls throw this and the latest tattoo trip in their faces.
 
nhocgreen said:
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"And thrive."

T-this is a recent addition, no?

Goddamn he doesn't even try to hide the fact that he expect his asspatters to fund his lifestyle. The shamless leech.

Anyone with an alt you can sacrifice, pls throw this and the latest tattoo trip in their faces.
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He's got a house, he's got an income, idiots keep buying him stuff and he's shown through his period at Free Geek that he's capable of working. If he's still not thriving, then he never will.
 
Fresh donation
Did he do the thing where he tags people on Friday again?
I think the comment number went down but that's probably just me
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