📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

[Tragi-Chan]

I can't even muster the energy to read all this. It's basically "we never thought we'd have to buy things gib money plox"
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So hold on, he's paying more than the cost of his monthly rent on storage? Phil is not very clever.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Oh no, Phil has monthly outgoings he has to budget for!

Donate or else you CIS pieces of shit!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

And pizza cutters? Seriously.

That's my favorite part.

 

[repentance]

Oh no, Phil has monthly outgoings he has to budget for!

Donate or else you CIS pieces of shit!

I think we should all send him a $2 pizza cutter from KMart. It's about the only kitchen thing he's going to have a use for, and he's probably going to throw them out rather than wash the dishes so he needs an ongoing supply.

 

[AnOminous]

Another plus of him moving his SSA case is he gets another ALJ on his case, maybe one who won't be so understanding of the crazed, violent fraud smelling up his office.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

$302 in rent. Tard program housing confirmed.

 

[Positron]

$302 in rent. Tard program housing confirmed.

Or a concession by a dumb tranny friend. Or a number pulled out of Phil's ass.

In the past 2 days he had $80 of donations by anon (i.e. himself).

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Rent a truck, hire some movers, get your stupid shit out of storage and move it into your fucking apartment - $300/month saved after a one time payment.

No never mind, spend all that money on pizza ingredients instead you fucking dogshit.

 

[AnOminous]

No never mind, spend all that money on pizza ingredients instead you fucking dogshit.

Like he's spending money on pizza ingredients.

He's just ordering pizza to be delivered to him with donations. The only cheap thing he's doing is not tipping the delivery driver.

 

[Positron]

If Phil could cook, I'd eat his non-existent underwear.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Rent a truck, hire some movers, get your stupid shit out of storage and move it into your fucking apartment - $300/month saved after a one time payment.

No never mind, spend all that money on pizza ingredients instead you fucking dogshit.

Or just chuck it all out and get rid of the storage unit. If he keeps all this stuff in a different state, it can't be all that important to him.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I can't even muster the energy to read all this. It's basically "we never thought we'd have to buy things gib money plox"
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tl;dr = "Throw more money thanklessly into the black hole of my life 'cause I'm Trans-special"

 

[Smutley]

Remember, he can't afford toilet paper or food or pizza cuttes but he's still going back to California instead of... idk, paying $200 and shipping 3 boxes full of autistic drawings to his apartment.

Maybe in that time Toren will steal all his shit and bail though, that would be a riot if he came back to a placed burgled by another tranny.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Needed to throw that "Remember I'm suffering..." in there for good measure.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's amazing for someone who can't afford to eat he's so fat and caked in cheap makeup.

 

[MG 620]

Why does he even need a storage unit?

 

[Twrx]

It's amazing for someone who can't afford to eat he's so fat and caked in cheap makeup.

Check out this new picture he uploaded. His fat actually covers up the collar.

 

[Adamska]

Jesus Christ his face.

 

[Dain Bramage]

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Is there ever one single photo of Taters in existence that doesn't make him look so damn smug and punchable????

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's amazing for someone who can't afford to eat he's so fat and caked in cheap makeup.

He should eat the makeup. It's probably made of hog fat.