📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Ruin said:
I doubt it since Ellen is a very normal sounding name. If it was a Phil sock it would be named Ezrella moonshadow ciskiller or something because Phil's a fucking idiot.
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Possibly, but you never know. After some light go ogling I found one danger hair sjw looking girl with the same name, but she lives in South Carolina. I don't know how she would know of Tater tits.
 
@CasualSeppuku and I had this talk a couple days ago concerning her and ended up with very little. Not much is known about Ellen because she hasn't commented publicly on Phil's feed. The dangerhair on the east coast could be here, and likely is her, but we're kind of shooting in the dark until we can get some kind of verification of interaction.
 
Smutley said:
@CasualSeppuku and I had this talk a couple days ago concerning her and ended up with very little. Not much is known about Ellen because she hasn't commented publicly on Phil's feed. The dangerhair on the east coast could be here, and likely is her, but we're kind of shooting in the dark until we can get some kind of verification of interaction.
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Yeah, I can't find a solid connection either. She does have tons of disposable income (her instagram is filled with lush purchases) so maybe she has extra cash to blow on helping Tranny cows.

I just can't believe Phil's brazenly obvious lies about why he needs money. Not to mention raising the "required" amount to $5000 when he was barely getting money anyways.
 
What "upcoming surgery"? I thought the pseudotaco got vetoed by Cascadia Housing?
 
Positron said:
What "upcoming surgery"? I thought the pseudotaco got vetoed by Cascadia Housing?
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He's claiming he's going to get facial feminization surgery. He's got a consultation for it. It won't be covered under Medicare/medi-cal as it's considered cosmetic surgery.
 
Twrx said:
He's claiming he's going to get facial feminization surgery. He's got a consultation for it. It won't be covered under Medicare/medi-cal as it's considered cosmetic surgery.
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I doubt Phil would ever get 40,000 dollars to fix the unfix-able, he can't even get rid of that stubble and chest hair.
 
Smutley said:
Phil's greed continues to get the better of him because for some reason it keeps working.
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This dumb cunt continues to give him money, so now he's raised the total he's ebegging for to $5000
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So he cant move everything into his apartment on October 7th because he has a surgery after that date in 2017 and thus he has to spend more money than if he just moved in everything right away. Am I getting that right?

Smutley said:
@CasualSeppuku and I had this talk a couple days ago concerning her and ended up with very little. Not much is known about Ellen because she hasn't commented publicly on Phil's feed. The dangerhair on the east coast could be here, and likely is her, but we're kind of shooting in the dark until we can get some kind of verification of interaction.
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Could just ween and try to shut down the youcaring page. They take Facebook posts as evidence. Its clear the more this goes on the more the evidence will pile up
 
Smutley said:
Phil's greed continues to get the better of him because for some reason it keeps working.
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This dumb cunt continues to give him money, so now he's raised the total he's ebegging for to $5000
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I can't imagine that value of the contents of his storage unit remotely approach the $2800 he says it will cost for a pod delivery (one of the most expensive ways to move, of course). Why pay so much to move worthless items? $5000 would be handy for his alleged planned cosmetic surgery for facial feminization but no one will give him that much so that lie will eventually fall apart due to lack of funding. He will just end up with a few suckers like Ellen sending him money that will be wasted on bad tattoos, PA piercings, and cheese.
 
What's the deal with Phil and cheese? I know he listed it as a must have on his dating profile and there was a picture of him eating a block of cheese.. But is there more to it than that?
 
bacterium said:
What's the deal with Phil and cheese? I know he listed it as a must have on his dating profile and there was a picture of him eating a block of cheese.. But is there more to it than that?
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It's three things:

1)The guy wolfs it down on a fairly constant basis

2)His giant buck teeth make him look like some sort of giant pig-rodent-human hybrid

3)Kiwis slightly exaggerating things.
 
Coldgrip said:
It's three things:

1)The guy wolfs it down on a fairly constant basis

2)His giant buck teeth make him look like some sort of giant pig-rodent-human hybrid

3)Kiwis slightly exaggerating things.
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Doubt forget...

4) when he went "vegan" and posted about it on facebook, he said he had to ween himself off all cheese, down to goat cheese. Then would cut down on goat cheese. He made it sound like he was a junkie trying to get clean.

It always made me laugh.
 
I would think his cheese affection might be like a mouth feel thing, maybe?
 
An Ghost said:
Back in may a kiwi spotted him shopping at a Whole Foods and he was literally in the cheese aisle picking out a block of cheese.
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Plus this.

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I can't even muster the energy to read all this. It's basically "we never thought we'd have to buy things gib money plox"
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Why the fuck can't Toren drive Phil to get his belongings out of storage? That would get rid of both the storage unit fees and the monthly bus trip cost. Instant monthly saving of over $350 if you count the $50 he threw in for Clipper tickets in Cali.

And pizza cutters? Seriously.
 
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