📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Pickle Inspector said:
Why can't he just rent a similar storage unit in Portland?

I'm no expert on the US property market but isn't California one of the most expensive areas in America?
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Because in all reality he has no plans to stay in Portland. That's just my thoughts. Plus, how would he lug all that shit up there? It's not like he can rent a U-Haul.
 
MMX said:
A lot of cosplay shit is massively is over priced shit because they know weebs will pay the price.
It was probably worth maybe a couple of hundred dollars but only to naruto spergs.
Given the the show is done and the weebs have mostly moved along and the state its in its worth nothing now.
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I'm pretty sure anything Phil touches or wears is going to decrease in value. Would YOU want something that was on his gross body, even back when he was less disgusting than he is now? Hell considering Sasuke was sort of his fetish, I shudder to think what stains might be on that. Only weens would want that, and they're almost as autistic as Phil!
 
I do like that since he's posting all the things he bought and ebegging for crayons, he hasn't received a single donation in 2 weeks. At least his own behavior is working and he doesn't understand it.
 
Mogambo said:
I'm pretty sure anything Phil touches or wears is going to decrease in value. Would YOU want something that was on his gross body, even back when he was less disgusting than he is now? Hell considering Sasuke was sort of his fetish, I shudder to think what stains might be on that. Only weens would want that, and they're almost as autistic as Phil!
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I'm amazed they let him try on shit even at the bondage store for perverts. Surely they have to burn it afterwards.
 
Smutley said:
I do like that since he's posting all the things he bought and ebegging for crayons, he hasn't received a single donation in 2 weeks. At least his own behavior is working and he doesn't understand it.
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Real artists use crayola model fuckin magic
 
Mogambo said:
I'm pretty sure anything Phil touches or wears is going to decrease in value. Would YOU want something that was on his gross body, even back when he was less disgusting than he is now? Hell considering Sasuke was sort of his fetish, I shudder to think what stains might be on that. Only weens would want that, and they're almost as autistic as Phil!
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3 bug bombs, a trip through a carwash, and a pallette of Febreeze and its all good to go.
 
Mogambo said:
I'm pretty sure anything Phil touches or wears is going to decrease in value. Would YOU want something that was on his gross body, even back when he was less disgusting than he is now? Hell considering Sasuke was sort of his fetish, I shudder to think what stains might be on that. Only weens would want that, and they're almost as autistic as Phil!
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Always keep in mind
Phil doesnt wear underwear
And that he doesnt wipe.
 
Pillow said:
He's claiming otherwise now, after his supposed ball surgery.
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If fake surgery made him wear underpants then i guess it was did some good.
Sadly he now claims to wear girls pants and a Bra, which he claims are second hand.
 
Twrx said:
Now he's begging for art suppliesView attachment 133103 View attachment 133104
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YAY!!! More traced art and map's for me to archive i'm fucking ecstatic....

Smutley said:
His case manager wouldn't just now start "looking for places" for Phil, he'd be a Cascadia employee who would already have an apartment opening in one of their half dozen housing complexes.

He's not even trying anymore.
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Yea the lead time was 6 months 3 months ago, the salt we got from that shoot down was fucking awsome.

Mogambo said:
I'm pretty sure anything Phil touches or wears is going to decrease in value. Would YOU want something that was on his gross body, even back when he was less disgusting than he is now? Hell considering Sasuke was sort of his fetish, I shudder to think what stains might be on that. Only weens would want that, and they're almost as autistic as Phil!
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What always strikes me is Phil has no personal portable wealth, I have met a few people and read books on this topic because non standard economies intrest me and one of the most common even most likely is the personal wealth economy it goe's like this:

The good's worth something are not by and large all that valuable like gold, silver etc (although that can be part of it in the forced transient community i.e. people running away from a invading army) but in the homeless community it's things of a real practical value such as knowledge of a hidden place to sleep that's dry and warm, a new way of getting free food without any trouble, even basic good's that you'd normally have to pay for like cigarrets, bar's of soap, etc that are considered luxury items.

Phil has non of that an you know why? He has next to no contact with other people like himself (or how he views himself anyway) so his idea of basic luxury goods are more akin to the kind of things a person who lives of SSDI or minimum wage would have like electronics, tattoos, better quality food etc.
 
Looking like he's losing his couch this weekend and needs money for a hotel and med copays now. I've never seen the med copays lie before.
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$250 for dollar store marker pens, 'shiraz', weed and a new tattoo, more like.

Phil's smug expression doesn't exactly sell the deal either. It's all "got your cisbux, suckers". Does he even have a facial expression that isn't smug or derp?
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Phil's smug expression doesn't exactly sell the deal either. It's all "got your cisbux, suckers". Does he even have a facial expression that isn't smug or derp?
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Thank you! I've been trying to find a way to express this. Even if I didn't know anything about Phil, between the expression and the spiked collar, everything about this picture screams, "You should not give me anything."
 
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