📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Nothing will happen to Phil Haskins' social security despite our hopes, but I am anticipating some kind of organised involvement with El Primero soon - and that will only result in lols. I can't wait for him to accuse Rocky 2.0 of rape.
 
Nothing will happen to Phil Haskins' social security despite our hopes, but I am anticipating some kind of organised involvement with El Primero soon - and that will only result in lols. I can't wait for him to accuse Rocky 2.0 of rape.

The best combination of factors to result in the best combination of laughs is phil gets granted housing but gets no payee.
Its a case of phil getting exactly what he wants and completely fucking it up with no one to blame but homself.
If he doesnt break the terms of his housing within the first month hes gonna over spend.
 
You think theyll dox me to him?

You need to provide your real name and contact details which they will use to verify the claim is real.
Then they will contact you.
In some cases if a claim cannot be proven or disproven then phil will be entitled to rebuttal and will be given certain details to explain why the claim is being made.
If you want a good example take a look at the cloudflare dispute between greta and null.
But even if none of that happens.....well no trolling plans so you would eat a ban here.
 
Of course he's now claiming he has complex PTSD. C-PTSD is the result of long term, sustained trauma. Repeated childhood beating and rape, being held hostage under the threat of death, long periods in active war zones. C-PTSD is the new trendy thing for idiots like Phil, because they think it makes them more of a sympathetic character.
 
You need to provide your real name and contact details which they will use to verify the claim is real.
Then they will contact you.
In some cases if a claim cannot be proven or disproven then phil will be entitled to rebuttal and will be given certain details to explain why the claim is being made.
If you want a good example take a look at the cloudflare dispute between greta and null.
But even if none of that happens.....well no trolling plans so you would eat a ban here.
You think he come to my Republican ass state and my black majority town?
 
Im posting this in hopes that anyone thinking of doing something stupid like @DragoonSierra was suggesting will think twice

All you will achieve is a subforum ban and doxxing yourself

FACT
2 of phils donations are from phil

Fact
2 donations are from friends that would have donated whatever he said

Theory
His biggest donation is $100 from a self employed dog walker who appears to be a friend of phil.
Im not convinced its legit but even if it is they know phil so know what hes like.

Fact
Most of the fundraisers that are on the site are either outright scams or total massages of the truth

Fact
Phil has spent the money.
They aint getting it back....not that they want it back anyway

Fact
Even if you take phils page down it will achieve nothing.
The only people who care are friends of phil.
Phil can show this as prove that we are making legitimate attacks against him and will not only get more asspats but will likely receive further donations on an ongoing basis.
This site is full of cows with patreons who make a steady living from suckers with to much cash.
Phil making an extra $140 which wont even cover his storage costs and travel between the unit isnt worth getting butthurt about.
 
Im posting this in hopes that anyone thinking of doing something stupid like @DragoonSierra was suggesting will think twice

All you will achieve is a subforum ban and doxxing yourself

FACT
2 of phils donations are from phil

Fact
2 donations are from friends that would have donated whatever he said

Theory
His biggest donation is $100 from a self employed dog walker who appears to be a friend of phil.
Im not convinced its legit but even if it is they know phil so know what hes like.

Fact
Most of the fundraisers are on the site are either outright scams or total massages of the truth

Fact
Phil has spent the money.
They aint getting it back....not that they want it back anyway

Fact
Even if you take phils page down it will achieve nothing.
The only people who care are friends of phil.
Phil can show this as prove that we are making legitimate attacks against him and will not only get more asspats but will likely receive further donations on an ongoing basis.
This site is full of cows with patreons who make a steady living from suckers with to much cash.
Phil making an extra $140 which wont even cover his storage costs and travel between the unit isnt worth getting butthurt about.
Relax I wasnt planning anything
 
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Does he mean
"The mini bar in my motel room is to expensive"
You claim to have money for booze and weed

I think he means "The place I loitered around that gave out free food to poor people has noticed I'm not poor or homeless and is refusing to serve me anymore"

Considering he hasn't received a donation on youcaring for 2 weeks now, and it's the last of the month, he's probably totally out of money and pissed.
 
His storage unit has gone up eleven dollars mysteriously.
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"Financial privilege."

It's called a job, Phil. It's something that you too could have, if you hadn't gone to such effort to look like a giant freakish potato.
 
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