Phil Phaces Phinancial Phears - In which our protagonist seems to have a consistent thought on his mind.

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Someone ought to encourage Phil to live-stream his inspection, or at least film it. Since this is all just transmisogeny, he NEEDS to have proof that he's being discriminated against.
 
Oh this isn't even about eviction. Phil is getting his smoke detector checked and its all about some cis male hombre coming in and uh doing his job? God this is even more pathetic.
 
"Detained/handcuffed without safewords" is my favourite detail. Just in case anyone thought he and the police were playing kinky games.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
"Detained/handcuffed without safewords" is my favourite detail. Just in case anyone thought he and the police were playing kinky games.
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That is pretty fucking hilarious. This is the same guy who thinks being spanked by hisdad for misbehaving is hardcore BDSM though so lol
 
People like Phil are the reason why Reno 911 is about the most accurate cop-show on TV (or was, whatever). When I see his rants and ridiculous comments ("I was handcuffed without safe word!") all I can think of is 'Terry' from that show...
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So his landlord is a woman huh. No wonder he talks so much about violent against landlords. Probably itching to add another lady to the punch list...
 
When a standard maintenance inspection has got you up in arms and in full "fight the power" mode you might be a huge loser. I bet the dude comes in and does his job as fast as possible in order to not be exposed to the horrors in the apartment. Then Phil goes online and writes some shit about how he had to bravely chase off a misogynist Kiwi spy who was taking photos or something.

ADF constantly reminds me of how happy I am to not live in a place that accepts section 8. I lived in a place that was going section 8 and honestly they just trash everything.
 
Positron said:
Is "micronationalism" the SJW vogue word of the week?
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I went to university with a guy who was (or still is) into 'micronations.' I'm pretty sure it's just made up countries, like Sim City for adult nerds, or something like that, but I couldn't usually be arsed to pay attention. Considering Phil's whole autismlandia schtick, he'd probably fit right in. No wait, these people actually put some effort into their imaginary countries.
 
An Ghost said:
Oh this isn't even about eviction. Phil is getting his smoke detector checked and its all about some cis male hombre coming in and uh doing his job? God this is even more pathetic.
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If the landlord isn't an idiot, they'll also have Maintenance notice if the apartment is being kept up properly. Since his place no doubt is a pigsty that rivals Barb's Hoard, I'm sure Phil will get a warning letter afterward. And then Phile will regard it as CIS Landlord Oppression, and he'll enjoy that sense of persecution greatly.
 
An Ghost said:
Oh this isn't even about eviction. Phil is getting his smoke detector checked and its all about some cis male hombre coming in and uh doing his job? God this is even more pathetic.
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The apartment is a pigsty. A true and honest inspector would report him to his landlord.

edit - what the satanic totem above said.
 
The Dude said:
Yeah, but this is Phil and Slingblade. Do you honestly think they have the cunning to be able to drag out an eviction?
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Slingblade might, if he doesn't just slither away, as he usually does. If he has nowhere else to go, he probably will.

I don't know specifics of Oregon, but in these hyper-liberal places with gender identity protections, just raising a claim of discrimination usually stops something dead in its tracks until there's at least a hearing. Probably even Spuds could manage that, if he could navigate Social Security well enough to scam his way into tard bucks.

An Ghost said:
Oh this isn't even about eviction. Phil is getting his smoke detector checked and its all about some cis male hombre coming in and uh doing his job? God this is even more pathetic.
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I suppose it's remotely possible he could just be exaggerating something like that, but I think it's a lot more likely those two troons haven't paid rent and are behind two months or more already despite having only been there a few months.

Given that we know Spuds has been wildly blowing his tard bucks on all kinds of dumb shit, and #analrips certainly isn't contributing anything, there's no way he's covering the entire rent.

The inspection is probably gathering ammo for evicting him so that when they go to court, it isn't just about unpaid rent. In tenant-friendly states, it's really difficult and lengthy to get an eviction for just unpaid rent, but if there are exacerbating features like destroying the property or illegal conduct, you can accelerate the timetable.

An inspection is one way to get this kind of evidence in support of accelerating the process.
 
Isn't Phil probably lying about the real reason for the visit? He may be too embarrassed to admit that they are coming to inspect his apt to make sure it's not a filthy hell hole and downplaying it by saying it's just to check the smoke detectors and shit?
 
Positron said:
Is "micronationalism" the SJW vogue word of the week?
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Mogambo said:
I went to university with a guy who was (or still is) into 'micronations.' I'm pretty sure it's just made up countries, like Sim City for adult nerds, or something like that, but I couldn't usually be arsed to pay attention. Considering Phil's whole autismlandia schtick, he'd probably fit right in. No wait, these people actually put some effort into their imaginary countries.
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In this case I'm pretty sure micronationalism means the tendency of long-time residents to resent and socially exclude new people who move to that area. In Portland there's a fair amount of resentment to people who move there from California because right now a lot of people are leaving California due to the high cost of living and that's causing housing/rent prices to go up in Oregon.

Also, I can't believe that this is all over a routine apartment inspection. Leave it to Taters to threaten suicide because no one will loan him a vacuum cleaner. :roll:
 
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