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He won't be the only vegetarian living mostly on cheese pizza and fries.
 
Yea about this lie, I was skipping through my archive today looking for something and I saw his post for his last surgery date it was supposed to be the middle of this year, he's done what he's always done just moved it back again for "Reasons". I mean look at this Nadectomy lie - every time we get more pictures of the micro machine we can clearly see his ball's when he's moved an not retucked.
 
nhocgreen said:
He got it out of necessity, because his asspatters don't let him crash with them no more.
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And they won't in the future either. Phil's alienated a lot of his peers through shitty behaviour and even shittier personal habits. One thing I've been saying all along is that its a LOT easier for some poor, vulnerable, at-risk gay/trans youth to elicit people's sympathies than a fat, balding middle aged regard covered in shitty tattoos. Even the bleeding heart liberal types don't buy into that. Its not cute. It's not fun. They don't feel like they're making a difference. They feel (quite rightly) that he's a burden. An excessively annoying, embarrassing burden, nobody wants that.

Phil used to be able to coast by mooching off youth centers and couch surfing, but he's getting too old for that, and he has not aged well. The next few years will be really bad for him. I'm actually amazed he was able to pull his shit together and find a place because quite frankly I've known people more competent and hard working who had trouble getting their own apartment for the first time. So Phil actually surprised me with that. I don't expect it will last, but I am genuinely curious whether Phil will ever outgrow his identity politics. Will he be in his 50s still trying to dress like a teenager and fit in with SJWs online? I mean,assuming he lives THAT long...

ToroidalBoat said:
I doubt ADF has the awareness to see how others see all those tattoos.
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Oh I have no doubt he thinks he's cool and shocking because he's still a teenage edgelord at heart. He doesn't realize that tattoos expressing hatred for a group of people are both childish and offensive. It's just a game of dress up for him. Hell, I'm reasonably sure he doesn't really understand the concept of permanence. The things he thinks are oh so trendy and relevant right now won't really be all that special in another decade or so. I don't think he realizes an entire generation of kids are going to be coming up with no idea what the fuck the symbols he's tattooed mean. He may as well have gotten a tattoo of an iPhone, or a CD, or an NES, or the Power Rangers, or Nirvana, or Mortal Kombat, or Barney. Pop culture is extremely ephemeral. This trans shit? It won't mean anything. Hell we see that even with Phil because being gay was literally too main stream for him.
 
DT.Miller said:
Yea about this lie, I was skipping through my archive today looking for something and I saw his post for his last surgery date it was supposed to be the middle of this year, he's done what he's always done just moved it back again for "Reasons". I mean look at this Nadectomy lie - every time we get more pictures of the micro machine we can clearly see his ball's when he's moved an not retucked.
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He's completely forgotten the facial feminisation lie and vocal coaching
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
So um, what does not eating meat have to do with having surgery? Don't a lot of vegetarians fail to research alternate protein sources and end up really low in B12 -- so wouldn't it be backwards? That those horrible cis surgeons were forcing him onto a cruelty diet just to get his (nonexistent, not happening) acorn inversion?
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Some colorectal surgeries may require a low fiber diet beforehand, which mean less vegetables!
(And yup, given the size of Phil's member, it is no good as a skin flap and they might have to use his fucking sigmoid colon for the fake part -- but this is academic because we know no one will operate on him.)
 
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Southern Belle said:
Since there's a significant lack of bouncing and squeaking, it's safe to say that the inspection was just as routine as checking the smoke alarms.
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What Phil doesn't know is that the inspector was an undercover Kiwi agent who was performing hostile reconnaisance on where Phil keeps his trannybats so that a home invasion can be more effective.
 
So um, what does not eating meat have to do with having surgery?
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There's an internet girl urban legend that eating too much meant causes your pussy to stink but his doesn't apply to Phil for a long list of reasons starting with the fact that he's a fucking white male.
 
Ruin said:
There's an internet girl urban legend that eating too much meant causes your pussy to stink but his doesn't apply to Phil for a long list of reasons starting with the fact that he's a fucking white male.
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Phil is a pussy
And he stinks
Make of that what u will
 
Ruin said:
There's an internet girl urban legend that eating too much meant causes your pussy to stink but his doesn't apply to Phil for a long list of reasons starting with the fact that he's a fucking white male.
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That's probably more to do with the fact that fat people sweat more and have more crevices, so it's harder for them to keep clean. Combine that with the fact that the meat-heavy Atkins diet causes your breath to reek and you got yourself a modern urban legend.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
That's probably more to do with the fact that fat people sweat more and have more crevices, so it's harder for them to keep clean. Combine that with the fact that the meat-heavy Atkins diet causes your breath to reek and you got yourself a modern urban legend.
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I've heard a similar legend trotted out by evangelical vegans, that cutting out all animal products causes your cum to taste better so more women will want to give you blowjobs.

It is, of course, false; taste is subjective.
 
m0rnutz said:
Phil doesn't have a gun. He has airsoft pistols.

Knives, on the other hand....they may have tetanus on them from his refusal to sharpen or clean the blades regularly like a normal weaponfag.
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Given Phil's cowardice, I'd be very, very surprised if he attempted to pull a weapon on anyone. I'm sure he'd like to, but he'd have to be really certain there would be no consequences for him before he actually did. His first line of defence is his stench.
 
I'm glad Phil's orbiters are drawing a clear line. There is such a thing as compassion fatigue. Unless someone is your legal dependent (child, invalid relative) you are not responsible for them. I'm all for public assistance, but Phil is a parasite. He's taking up space that could be occupied by someone who would take care of the place, and not be around there for long because they were working on affording a better place.
 
m0rnutz said:
Phil doesn't have a gun. He has airsoft pistols.

Knives, on the other hand....they may have tetanus on them from his refusal to sharpen or clean the blades regularly like a normal weaponfag.
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I know Phil doesn't have a gun and I still think it's unlikely that he'll attack anyone.

I was half-right, in his Facebook post he mentioned his "no cops policy" and implied that it will be "enforced" if they tried to enter, but in the same post Phil mentions his incident with the drawing of Sasuke shooting McCain, so he knows that openly making threats WILL get him trouble.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Given Phil's cowardice, I'd be very, very surprised if he attempted to pull a weapon on anyone. I'm sure he'd like to, but he'd have to be really certain there would be no consequences for him before he actually did. His first line of defence is his stench.
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It's a very very fine line
Unsupported Phil will run for the fucking hills rather than face conflict but when he has backing he can get very confident.
It easy to say Phil won't resort to violence but he did punch a woman in the face in public and has pulled weapons at a variety of trans events.
The big x-factor this time is that previously Phil had nothing to loose but this time he would end up actually homeless and with no storage space for all his stuff and new shit.
It's doubtful Phil will actually resort to violence but it's likely he will resort to an autistic siege if he faces the slightest chance of eviction....and if idiots like Toren and Greta encourage him it will likely get worse.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Given Phil's cowardice, I'd be very, very surprised if he attempted to pull a weapon on anyone. I'm sure he'd like to, but he'd have to be really certain there would be no consequences for him before he actually did. His first line of defence is his stench.
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On the other hand, he hasn't had someone come to his house in a long time for something he's done. Wasn't he living with his mother during the McCain fiasco?

This time he's rooming with a batshit troon that eggs his behavior on. If Slingblade were to get aggressive, Phil would either try to up the ante or follow suit like the sheep he is.
 
MMX said:
It easy to say Phil won't resort to violence but he did punch a woman in the face in public and has pulled weapons at a variety of trans events.
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True, but Phil has never tried to pull shit on somebody that looks like they could hit back. As for pulling weapons, didn't he only pull that knife after he was sure the person left?
m0rnutz said:
This time he's rooming with a batshit troon that eggs his behavior on. If Slingblade were to get aggressive, Phil would either try to up the ante or follow suit like the sheep he is.
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Phil is really scared of John. If ol' Johnny boy were to get violent Phil would soil himself as he curls up into a ball squeaking and crying. On the off chance that Phil was riled up and it seemed like a physical confrontation between the two is going to go down, remember that Phil has never been in an actual brawl. He doesn't know what it's like to get hit and the shock of that is likely going to stun him and set him reeling. He also doesn't have any real strength and is horribly out of shape.

Not that a violent confrontation would happen, but if it did I'd wager that Phil has a bigger chance of winding up badly injured than John would. Anybody that has any experience dealing with drunks knows how bad shit can go south.
 
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