Phil Forum Access

[Cheese_Cake]

This is a newfag acccount but I have been lurking Kiwi Farms for 2 years. ADF is what drew me to this website in the first place. Me and my sister love laughing at ADF's antics and have been quietly following him since his DA days. It would really suck if we were left out of all this. May I receive access please?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Wouldn't "Il Primario" be a more fitting name?

 

[Zandybam]

I don't even remember why I made this account because I just lurk but I'm glad I have it so I can ask for access. May I too read about Phil's antics, please?

 

[lurk_moar]

This is an old account. When I tried to make a new account, I learned of this old forgotten lurker one.

I read these forums daily. My favorite lolcows are Chris, ADF, and Brad. I promise that if I'm given access, I won't shit post about Phil.

 

[AutisticSupervillain]

Access please

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

give me the sweet sweet potato please

Edit turns out I have all the potato I can handle

 

[Faulty Keurig]

Long time lurker... wondering if I could have access?

 

[D'AngeloRapeDay]

Long time accountless lurker. I'm really into baked potato. Access please.

 

[DN 420]

Haha this was just a honeypot for lurkers you're all getting doxed faggots

 

[Maiden]

Long-time lurker and ADF's always been one of my favorite trainwrecks. I'd like access please.

 

[Julaay]

May I have access, please.

 

[Ruin]

So many accounts with 1-5 posts. Wonder which one is ADF?

 

[comely retiree]

New to the site, but Phil is absolutely my favorite cow to follow. Can I have access too?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I don't think my life is sad enough to the point where I'll beg for access to information about exceptional individuals. Yet.

 

[MMX]

So many accounts with 1-5 posts. Wonder which one is ADF?

Most dont even seem to bother even rating other users posts.
And most dont even check if they already have access

 

[Sauce]

I know I'm just another boring lurker, but I've been around for a while. I'm gonna miss laughing at Philthy's antics. Can I please have access?

 

[r3k4k54k5r3rw]

I am a big fan of adf please let me have access!! =)

 

[MMX]

Once again can i ask for a couple of things
BEFORE posting please check if you already have access. If you have already viewed the forum and in some cases posted YOU DO NOT NEED TO POST HERE
Secondly if you are granted access could you please delete your post to keep this request thread tidy.
This will all get processed a bit quicker if we all play nice.

 

[Kamalla]

I would like access to the Phil forums, Phil is interesting to me. I will try my best to contribute when I can.

 

[MMX]

I've viewed / posted in the Phil forum before, but I don't have access. Sorry if I'm just an exceptional individual; I know that this thread is getting clogged, but can I have access?

We're still figuring out how this sub will be governed, so please have patience while we work on vetting accounts. In the mean time, please feel free to post in Rat King!