Perfection - Disappearing video 10/01/18

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Some one want to upload a picture of that alleged hate crime damage?

Some one said Becky drinks and drives, I wonder if she totally side swiped a cart when drunk driving or some thing and told Hamber it was a hate crime.
 
That dent is really high. Probably just a truck or full-size SUV backing out or something. She's still too fat to be in the front seat safely and Becky probably has to body-check the door from the outside to close it because of Fat AL's overflowing flab. The fact that SEE HATERS IT REALLY HAPPENED is kind of moot.

It's kinda sad to see a normal size dog next to Twinkie. That other dog was the same as Twinkie, structurally. But that dog was a healthy weight while Twinkie's gut drags on the ground.

P.S.S. I think she named the video 'perfection' because it was her idea of a perfect day. Her breakfast was a pile of bacon with sausage gravy; you know she stopped for fast food after wommart; then a barbecue with two cheeseburgers (and that was just her first plate); and she probably had more fast food later. The perfect day! lol (:
 
So Amber is showing the part of the door that got 'hit' and what she shows is the front part of the passenger-side door under the side rear-view mirror. There is a dent at the accent past the front of the door that doesn't continue back past the break where the door starts. Neither dameged spots look like an organic concussive hit to me but rather deformation from being under an applied pressure and failing, being wrenched out of place momentarily; my theory is that this location is where the door's hinge is that connects it to the car and it got torqued by Haramber putting all her weight on that door to lift herself out and when the hinge moved it deformed the exterior.

She then indicates the very bottom of the front of the door was wedged inside the front of the car which is now just a small scratch because Becky's brother pulled the dent out, with a foot and a half (half a meter for EuroFarmers) between the dents and the rest of the door pristine with no paint transfer or scraping of any kind. I believe the bottom of the door got dented in by Haramber putting all her weight on it pushing it down and deforming it against the bottom of the door housing.

There were probably some groaning and popping sounds that accompanied it while Haramber got out, but when Becky asked, 'What was that?' an embarrassed Haramber who has NEVER broken a furniture just said it was, 'Nothing, I didn't hear anything babe. Let's go , I'M HUNGRY!' and slammed her door. This is how the dented part at the bottom got stuck inside the housing. Then Haramber began constructing this tale about a gay bashing hit and run hate crime to tell Thumbelina as soon as they got back. It was dark so Becky never saw the damage Haramber did.


Edit: OK, sorry TL;DR the dents are vertically positioned from each other at the top where the hinge is and at the bottom where the door would touch the car with the door open. Haramber puts 400 lbs of force down on the door getting out and damages the 2 contact points, then slams the door and says, 'Hunh? Nothing, FOOD,' then invents the homophobic hit & run hate crime. Haramber's fat ass broke the door.
 
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The dent in the car won't fix itself. Well, whodathunk?

Jesus, Amber. Read the small print next time you "buy" a car. You have to pay extra for the self-fixing ones.

I'm unconvinced about this hit-with-something story too - since when does the heaviest indent just stop when it reaches the door - if it were an external hit, that damage would continue across. It looks like the kind of buckle from applied pressure, like the kind of dent when fat fucks sit on the bonnet of cars. However, she said something was done (although if the dink was pulled out on the door why not do so on the side panel too?) and we didn't see it before Redneck Repairs Inc. did their magic, so, as always, we're left with half a story that doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.

hotcheetospuffs said:
hmmmm, a dent with scratches about shopping-cart-height, and someone left a shopping cart in their backyard. Could Amber have sneaked outside and ruined the door herself for whatever reason? The binge monster? Does she want a new car?
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Revenge of The Trolleys for the unbearable strain AL puts them through. She needs a dump truck, not a scootypuff and poor, defenceless shopping trolley.

Balls. @emspex could you merge these next time you're wandering through, pliz? Sorreeeee.
 
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Best comment and response I've seen so far:

"Why wear your FitBit and use a scooter"

". . .she gets a step every time she runs over someone's foot."
 
The whole hate crime shit sounds like a Necky lie. She is very paranoid and has a cross to bear about being a dyke. I could see that being her go-to excuse.
 
ADHD said:
I really hope all the people who were clicking "like" on the Becky videos to stick it to Amber's ego are happy with themselves. She's not going to stop cramming Becky down our throats any time soon.
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The Becky vids could have gotten 0 likes and we would still be getting both barrels of Thumbslug. Amber is desperate for anything to put in her videos because her life is a Groundhog Day of getting food and then eating it. She's hesitant to show herself shoppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, formerly the one barely interesting feature of her vids, because she does it in a scooter.

xenomorph said:
The whole hate crime shit sounds like a Necky lie. She is very paranoid and has a cross to bear about being a dyke. I could see that being her go-to excuse.
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The hate crime shit would literally mean someone deliberately put themself at fault in an accident - already a huge fuckup - and then also risked vehicular assault and hate crime charges because they were offended by a bumper sticker. It is a lie no adult would ever believe or think believable. Someone theorised that it could be Amber feeding her bullshit to try to get her to move out of Kentucky (Amber is no longer physically capable of moving house alone) but if Becky does that she'll be away from her living family and her eight thousand dead nephews so I don't see it happening.
 
At around 4:20ish on the video provided by @666EVE666 I can see the passenger seat almost aligned with the driver's seat. Becky is short and has been dealing with her increasing girth by leaning the back of her seat back (she isn't sliding the seat away from the wheel, otherwise her feet wouldn't reach the pedals).

There is no way Amber fits on the front and she can't, like normal people, sit down and then push the seat back. The passenger seat was moved and Trixie was placed on it with the sole intent of showing the haydurz wrong.
 
I still dont believe there was a dent and I think Amber, probably by proxy Becky, struck the current dent herself with a hammer.
 
Lackadaisy said:
How'd she get Rarity?
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She got Rarity while she was still dating Destiny. She saw Rarity as her "child" with her. The story changed a lot but basically she was stray kitten who apparently had been thrown out by her neighbor. Amber would say "she had siblings" so her viewers wondered why she didn't act for the other kittens, then Amber said that miraculously the neighbor took them back it. This is pretty soon after Destiny's cat had "ran away" and people speculate Amber let the cat out on purpose.
 
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