People born between 985 and 999 AD are millennials

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Jace E. Denton

Jace E. Denton

What a shame.
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There are two sets of millennials within the AD/CE time frame. One group had skateboards and video games but the other group died at age 26 of some disease and got lit on fire for being illegal magic users.

Who is the best millennial 🤔
 
Well modern millennials now live past the age of 26 and can't use magic.

So honestly, there is no contest the ancient millennials are at least a thousand times better.
 
Ancient millennials never tasted a taco bell #7 combo meal though so is magic really worth it?
 
One group of millennials gave us the Great Schism, the first Turkic invasion of Europe, the beginning of the Smallpox epidemic in North America through the Norsemen, and the burning of Baghdad for the 4839593th time by the Seljuks

The other group wrote bad sonic fanfictions
 
Magic is pretty fucking awesome. You'd think they would have used invisibility spells to hide from the people that wanted to burn them, though.
 
I reject the premise. The millennials just reincarnate repeatedly so they're the same people.
 
any female born after A.D. 993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
 
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