Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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What? I understand Rick wants to say the guy looks like Val Kilmer in Tombstone, and Val Kilmer was also Batman, but surely there are more sequitur ways of expressing that.

Also lol at making fun of your political opponents for their pretty normal looks when your own ideology is popularly represented by hambeast dangerhair "It's ma'am!" trannies.
 
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What? I understand Rick wants to say the guy looks like Val Kilmer in Tombstone, and Val Kilmer was also Batman, but surely there are more sequitur ways of expressing that.

Also lol at making fun of your political opponents for their pretty normal looks when your own ideology is popularly represented by hambeast dangerhair "It's ma'am!" trannies.
It’s also a line ripped out of the comic book Preacher.

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It’s also a line ripped out of the comic book Preacher.
"Where the fuck is your chin?" Not to be all "you guys are the real racists"... but they literally are trying to use physiognomy to argue against white supremacy. You must have a chin THIS big to be the superior race!
 

Adam doesn't seem to be picking up on Fat Rick's last wordism, or that he's just a fat retarded rube. i can just feel the modicum of restraint from Rick not also describing the violent criminal stalkers as a "cult". this is where i really hope the funsters have sent Adam the usual relief package featuring piggy's arrest records etc. also, where is this "science fiction is a small genre" nonsense coming from?
 
i can just feel the modicum of restraint from Rick not also describing the violent criminal stalkers as a "cult".
And now that you mention it...

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lol, Rick just can't get a break. Then again, he doesn't work, so "a break from what?" could be a valid retort.

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Keen observers will note that Rick is a man in his mid-forties, so referencing his "decade" of online activity is suspicious. Are you telling me he didn't use the Internet until his thirties? What racist horrors are yet to be uncovered from Rick's younger days?
 
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Keen observers will note that Rick is a man in his mid-forties, so referencing his "decade" of online activity is suspicious. Are you telling me he didn't use the Internet until his thirties? What racist horrors are yet to be uncovered from Rick's younger days?
Didn't we just learn that he dressed in blackface as a kid?
 
Adam doesn't seem to be picking up on Fat Rick's last wordism, or that he's just a fat retarded rube. i can just feel the modicum of restraint from Rick not also describing the violent criminal stalkers as a "cult". this is where i really hope the funsters have sent Adam the usual relief package featuring piggy's arrest records etc. also, where is this "science fiction is a small genre" nonsense coming from?
Speaking of, he was sure to let Pat know he met one of the greats as an Adamchild before acknowledging pat’s crippling need to have the last word
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He’s so buttmad at this guy for offhandedly mentioning he sucks lol
 
"my life has all the shape it could ever need"

boy, you could say that again! because it isn't said enough how FUCKING FAT he is!
No, child. Fatrick's girth cannot be defined by conventional, linear mathematics. The only definite point of Fatrick's body is his center of mass and gravity. The rest of him is physically indefinite, and fat. Enjoy non-Euclidean obesity, stalker.
 
God he is a terrible liar. No wonder nobody reads his shit
Problem with this is that women tend to check to see if men have rings on their fingers when at the bar then check to see if that man has money before flirting. A married man without money and fat isn't worth getting up to talk to.
 
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