Pastadome - A place for friends who are being too friendly in other threads.

[sodaboard]

hello yes please post pasta recipes i am hungry

 

[Skelboen]

hello yes please post pasta recipes i am hungry

Here's a great one YOU would enjoy. Just for you, because you're a Special Snowflake:

- Bring 5L of lightly salted water to a boil
- Add 400g of linguine when at a rolling boil, swirling and separating with a fork
- Cook for 8-10 minutes until al dente
- Strain over the sink in a colander with cold water running, mixing with hands to prevent noodles from sticking together
- Throw it on your filthy dirt-and-cat-hair covered kitchen floor. Bitch, do you live like this?
- Eat if off the floor like the filthy fucking animal you are. You savage dirty animal. Filthy. You should be ashamed
- No using utensils faggot. Oh you've got some fancy olive oil mommy gave you, faggot? You like being greasy don't you?
- Smash that bottle on the ground and roll around so all that filth and glass sticks to you. Filth attracts filth you dirty cunt
- Grind some of that fancy pepper and pink salt in your eyes so you can cry more, little bitch. Quit crying but also cry more
- Your dad would be so upset. After everything he's done for you? Look at you. You make me sick. You make everyone sick

Bon appetit. God created everyone equal except for you specifically. You are a bad, shitty person and you should feel bad and expect nothing in life but pain and suffering

We never planned for you and your birth was a mistake

 

[JustSomeDong]

Its not really a fight when the other guy is unarmed. Its just beating up on a toddler.

looks like two speds fighting over a dirty, half sucked tootsie pop thats been stuck to the carpet of the sped room for 3 weeks...

at least, thats what it looks like from where im sitting.

 

[AndIMissYou]

+1 to my post cunt