Paris 2024 Olympics shenanigans - The most multicultural Olympics ever.

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SiggerNlayer said:
Again, you are having to make up completely new fantasies to go back and justify the thing you just accepted without evidence.
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Out of interest (and autism), this situation is nothing new. The case of a baby being deemed a girl because it has weird genitals but no obvious penis, but then goes through male puberty when it grows up is even recorded in the talmud. IT was common enough they had rules about how that person could live.
 
Rogue AI said:
Is there a reason for all the attention whoring from the Algerian and barely a peep for the Taiwanese boxer?
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I agree with this observation.

I can't believe I'm supposed to see that one of these is a true & honest™ woman

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SiggerNlayer said:
Now you're probably wondering, "Sigger...dear Sigger. How could you have known this whole time that she was a real woman and that this whole thing was faggy and fake?". Well you see my 100 percent white DNA allows me access to a couple special racial feats. These are notably The Ability to Read Articles and Not Just their Titles and A Sense of Good Faith Curiosity. Per standard operating procedure I will not be taking further questions, you may cope and seethe.
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You're fucking retarded.
 
Autischic said:
Raygun is issuing DMCA strikes against Jewtube and Titter reuploads in an attempt to hide the shame. Some of the meme-clips are still standing strong, but most aren't making it.
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NGL, if I had such a shitty performance in an Olympic event, I'd want it erased from humanity if at all possible.

What has me baffled is why she did nearly the same performance in all three of her events when it clearly wasn't working or swaying any of the judges. In any other sport, something that's consistently not working is tweaked or scrapped in favor of something better. I've seen breakdancers 1/3 her age have better moves than what she showed at the Olympics. If I didn't know better, I'd say it looked like she was phoning it in when her competitors clearly put more effort and heart into their routines.

Alaina's Rotdog said:
But really, breakdancing, an Olympic event? It's totally subjective versus something like shotputting or polevaulting where you have actual metrics to determine who was better.
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I think someone else previously explained both how we got breakdancing and how RayGun managed to "qualify." Still, I'm surprised it's popular enough to make the Olympics as a "sport" in 2024 when it seemed to be all the rage 40 years ago only to fizzle out apart from diehard supporters.
 
Kiwi Lime Pie said:
NGL, if I had such a shitty performance in an Olympic event, I'd want it erased from humanity if at all possible.

What has me baffled is why she did nearly the same performance in all three of her events when it clearly wasn't working or swaying any of the judges. In any other sport, something that's consistently not working is tweaked or scrapped in favor of something better. I've seen breakdancers 1/3 her age have better moves than what she showed at the Olympics. If I didn't know better, I'd say it looked like she was phoning it in when her competitors clearly put more effort and heart into their routines.


I think someone else previously explained both how we got breakdancing and how RayGun managed to "qualify." Still, I'm surprised it's popular enough to make the Olympics as a "sport" in 2024 when it seemed to be all the rage 40 years ago only to fizzle out apart from diehard supporters.
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When people are good at it it's like watching gymnastics, only crazier in my opinion. Seriously the shit they do alone in the highlight video requires some ridiculous athletic ability. Raygun actually made me want to look up highlights of talented people, and I found this whole RedBull channel filled with tons of this shit. She should be embarrassed because she really did make a mockery out of something she says she loves. Hopefully, she necks herself in shame, butwe all know that won't happen, because it's the troll's and the hater's fault for not understanding how her kangaroo hop represents the trials and tribulations of the niggers during the slave era.

Edit: I realise I posted the a video from a different channel. The RedBull channel I was mentioning also had highlights from this same competition.
 
SiggerNlayer said:
Well shit, I guess I was right two weeks late. Fucking gay mobile phone news apps.
The jannies admit that I am right but the happenings post cant stay up for two week old news

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I have updated my original post from earlier today to reflect this properly
I guess now the only standing argument against me is :

-"Sigger is correct but he was correct two weeks ago so uh...it doesnt count!"
I remember Null talking on stream about how extremely low IQ people somehow only live in the present, the future and past don't exist to them. This is such a poignant and evocative illustration of this phenomenon I now believe him.

Very compelling stuff.
Apologies for the mixup I guess Umar walked it back two fucking weeks ago and you retards have been going to bat for him all the while lmao. As always cope, seethe, sneed and remember : You'll never be a man
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Sigger, Mr. Nlayer, whatever the fuck your nom de plume is this microsecond

Two things.
The first is a reiteration of my original point in this thread: Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-Ting should have to relinquish their medals due to doping.
The second is a recommendation to let the deletion go. If you take KF seriously, you're going to have a bad time. Just shitpost with the rest of us and let drama run off you like water off a duck's back.

Kiwifarms: SRS BIDNIZZ since 2013
 

Olympics star gives back Paris medal due to 'chronic issue' also affecting Team GB stars​

Irish Olympian Daire Lynch has revealed that he had his bronze medal taken from him because of a "chronic issue" that has seen the prize deteriorate.

The rower, who finished third with partner Philip Doyle, has said Games chiefs have taken the medal back because it was falling apart.
And speaking on Irish TV this morning, the pair said that they know gold medals are also being impacted. "Mine is gone, wrecked. It's nearly gone the next layer down,” Doyle said.

While Lynch said: "I wanted to keep mine but they wanted to take it away for research. They want to see what is wrong with the medals." Doyle then added: "Some of the gold but not too many but the bronze seems to be a chronic issue."

The core layer of the medals have been made with silver - explaining why no second-place finishers seem to have been impacted. Medals also feature a piece of the Eiffel Tower at the back with an inscription of the event and athlete at its base.

During the Games Team GB diver Yasmin Harper confirmed that medals were already deteriorating before athletes had even left Paris.

Britain's first podium finisher of the Games said her bronze had become “a little bit tarnished” and “discoloured” after American skateboarder Nyjah Huston first highlighted the dodgy quality of his on social media.Harper won the medal in the 3m synchronised springboard on the opening day of the Games alongside partner Scarlett Mew Jensen. And having finished fifth in the individual event on the penultimate day of action, the 24-year-old said her precious prize was already worse for little wear.
"There's been some small bits of tarnishing I will admit, yes," she said. "I've looked at mine. It's like water or anything that gets on the metal is making it go a little discoloured. I'm not sure."

Asked if that was bothering her, Harper added: "No, because it's still a medal."
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Alaina's Rotdog said:
But really, breakdancing, an Olympic event? It's totally subjective versus something like shotputting or polevaulting where you have actual metrics to determine who was better.
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I think there's as much a place for breakdancing as there is for gymnastics or whatever that shit is where you run around twirling the stick with streamers on the end, as long as it has a rigid scoring system like gymnastics.

There is definitely a lot of physically impressive/challenging things that breakdancers can do, and being able to fluidly link a string of movements together is very difficult and not that different to what a gymnast does, but then you get someone like Raygun who comes along and makes it look like a farce. I can't imagine what the Raygun equivalent would be in gymnastics, maybe climbing on the pommel horse with a cowboy hat and recreating the Dr Strangelove scene.
 
Alaina's Rotdog said:
Thank God the farms archived those piss-poor performances. Saw the memes, saw the news about the DCMA takedowns but couldn't find the actual "performances."

But really, breakdancing, an Olympic event? It's totally subjective versus something like shotputting or polevaulting where you have actual metrics to determine who was better. What's next? Powerwalking? Taking the biggest shit imaginable? "E-Sports"?
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I've always thought that the only sports that should be at the Olympics are ones with objective winners and a minimum of equipment. Essentially it should just be the pinnacle of track and field, plus some swimming and fighting.
 
Boy_Blunder said:
I've always thought that the only sports that should be at the Olympics are ones with objective winners and a minimum of equipment. Essentially it should just be the pinnacle of track and field, plus some swimming and fighting.
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I'd expand it to anything that can be objectively scored. Did the ball go in the hole? Fine. Something like fencing (with the crazy electronic scoring), sure. Boxing? Eh.... maybe not as is. Most team sports? but like... Rhythmic gymnastics? And what about power walking? Ugh... the breaking thing is just the ultimate distillation of what's wrong with the Olympics these days.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
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When people are good at it it's like watching gymnastics, only crazier in my opinion. Seriously the shit they do alone in the highlight video requires some ridiculous athletic ability. Raygun actually made me want to look up highlights of talented people, and I found this whole RedBull channel filled with tons of this shit. She should be embarrassed because she really did make a mockery out of something she says she loves. Hopefully, she necks herself in shame, butwe all know that won't happen, because it's the troll's and the hater's fault for not understanding how her kangaroo hop represents the trials and tribulations of the niggers during the slave era.

Edit: I realise I posted the a video from a different channel. The RedBull channel I was mentioning also had highlights from this same competition.
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the men's bracket was better but,
Oliver Onions said:
I think there's as much a place for breakdancing as there is for gymnastics or whatever that shit is where you run around twirling the stick with streamers on the end, as long as it has a rigid scoring system like gymnastics.
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there is no good scoring system. for 15-20 years, they've tried to make breakdancing a professional competition. various orgs created all sorts of fucking judging systems to make it fair and objective. the problem with breaking is that it's super broad as a dance category and there's no reliable system to rope everyone under 1 category without homogenizing the dance.

one of the big arguments from the 2010's was whether you need tops and footwork if you're a powerhead who wants to only throw airflares, 90's and airchairs. on a dance level, you don't, but what if you're competing? does a powerhead beat a cat with fresh tops and footwork? the judging on that would cause fights sometimes.

then there's the cultural element of challenging judges that wronged you for whatever reason and all the politics that would come with doing it at a "professional" competition. there's no way to make it work without having everyone looking like they're at bc one. but i'm an old man and the magic moments for me were the 2000's. kids these days are fine with looking the same and being shielded from getting knocked out for talking too much shit.
 
I wish they'd done parkour instead of breakdancing. You could score it based on speed and difficulty of selected route.

Los Angeles is going to have flag football; how homosexual.
 
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