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What are your expectations for the EU5 release?


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GOBBLE GOBBLE Greece is way better and not run by a muslim bootlicker GOBBLE GOBBLE Cyprus is Greek GOBBLE GOBBLE You will never be an arab GOBBLE GOBBLE Money worth less than an MMO currency GOBBLE GOBBLE Armenians will always be much more culturally relevant GOBBLE GOBBLE
 
turks are fucking annoying. they make me almost understand why some people still want to fight iran even knowing itd just help jews rule the world to kill babies. they probably have some turk strutting around annoying them. its not even being rude or overly sensitive its that they are a comical degree of both like a jew but without the subtlety. they rant but they put on this injuredness about them as if youre their mother and wronged them and they demand you set their world in order and let them suckle on the teat of surrender and recompense. its fucking disgusting. its not even a generic fuck the browns sentiment i can see nobility in other races even if i want them gone from my country, blacks can be unwilling to accept obvious artificial constraints, mexicans can be familially loyal, iranians can defy empires cleverly, asians can grind and learn and be polite, all turks i have seen thus far have been like hasan, any little thing and they stammer in inarticulate incoherent anger, "hey hasan you missed a power up there in the game" "wh- wha- why chat! come the fuck on dude! h- h- what how could you fucking say that! mods where were you? come on man ban this bozo already please!?".

its this womanly imperiousness from a place of inferiority like a baby bird with a broken wing demanding of you why did you do this to me? what are you to do to fix your grievous injustice to me? oh this slight! this slight! oh this slight you inflicted on me! and the slight was entirely imagined from an innocuous question that if answered honestly has some negative implication in their performance in something that doesnt matter like a disposable video game and that was not intended as a slight or insult.

i hope not all turks are like this, i am not impressed so far though, not in the least.
 
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Most sane HOI4 player. They are all known for being either faggots (null) or trannies.
CK2 chads just cant stop winning.
 
Turks are some of the notorious slavers in history, it's amazing they have any kind of pride at all. Slave harems, slave armies and slave bureaucrats galore.
Retards get big mad about whites buying slaves from Africa until they went into debt for hundreds of years to end the practice, but somehow the Ottoman Empire gets a pass from them.
 
I can't say anything.
While not being our National sport, we have Caber Tossing.
No one had to make a rule in caber tossing about being disqualified for shoving your hand up your opponent's asshole or giving them a hand job, and you're not required to kiss your opponent if they're older than you and you win. Neither do you need to lube up your opponent.

Turkwrestling requires that because Turks are so straight.
NATO accepting these inbred shitskins was the biggest mistake they have ever made.
Letting France back in is #1, Turkey is #2-11.
 
Funny thing is this is literally every non western europoor ethnicity. From Ukraine to China. From Mexico to Argentina. From Morocco to Lesotho. :popcorn:
Not nearly on the same scale as Turkey and India, and still on a smaller scale than Croatia (but that could be the government's diaspora fetish skewing the narrative).
 
One argument I keep seeing repeated amongst these "people" is that Ataturk =/= The Young Turks and therefore should not be held responsible for the Armenian genocide. If I'm recalling correctly, even after World War 1 had officially ended, he continued leading armed forces to completely wipe out the Armenians.
This mudslime sandnigger literally contributed to trying to completely wipe out the "first Christian nation in the world." Then he took steps to brainwash all future generations into thinking the genocide didn't even happen, or that the Turks themselves were the true victims in all this, and he is their god.
 
The only two good things that I will say about Turks is that they made the mount and blade series and youtube tutorials on how to pirate Paradox games dlcs
 
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I could easily see a similar situation where power-tripping Leftists start banning George Washington avatars because of slavery. I don't blame the Turks for rightfully nipping this woke overreach in the bud.
 
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