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What are your expectations for the EU5 release?

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>tfw no Asian gf said:
What's with Turks on the internet being so easily tilted? It reminds me of Argentineans or Indians with how quickly they crash out over the smallest things.
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At least they're consistent, I assure you they're as easily tiltable or more in person.
East_Clintwood said:
It will never not be funny to me watching third worlders spazz out and review bomb games. It's always over the literal most petty and retarded tribalisist shit as well.
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Petty indeed, not long ago the Chinese reviewbombed the Slay the Spire 2 beta, to my knowledge mostly because the devs removed basically retarded infinite combos that titillate the Chink mind


Edit: not the first time Swedes had problems with Turks. See: The Forest Turk aka Who Threw It 23 years ago :lit:
 
>tfw no Asian gf said:
I reminds me of Argentineans
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>Reminds me of Argentines 1790282750645.png
 
Since Steam is ran by faggots here is the uncensored review bombing
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Seems to be mostly pre-existing players, but it's likely many are buying then refunding.

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Google Translate:
Damn you all. You exploit people with exorbitant prices, yet you also insult the leader of a nation—one of the top five countries where your game is played most—by making ignorant, baseless genocide allegations against him. You refuse to add the language of one of your most profitable markets, and on top of that, you harbor people in your company who insult its founders. Shame on you; may the money I paid you be cursed.
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Karakhalkin-Gol said:
These posts from Paradox’s discord which explain it further. (Yes I grabbed it from Turkish twitter)
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also, quite a few strategy game-related servers got raided on stream.

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Did you know that the lead Dev of Turkey in TFX leave the team and renounced developing over this,so yeah Turkiye is going full jihad over this ONE (allegedly by mistake) BAN.
Imagine if Paradox said "The Armenian genocide is real" and see the Butthurt storm off them. LMAO
 
Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
In non-turkroach news, is CK3 fucking dogshit or is it just me?
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Nah CK3 fucking sucks and Paradox seems totally uninterested in fixing it

I mean I'll concede that I'm a Stellaris fanboy but I swear to God nothing interesting ever happens in CK3 until I go to war and then every possible random event happens all at once

It's just not fun boys
 
I admire their gumption. One of the ways Europeans are so buck broken is they have been taught to think it below them to defend the very symbols which are essential to the coherence of their identity and collective will. It is not radical at all to seek retaliation when someone slanders your god, your great historic figures, or whatever else might be sacred to your own. It is much more radical, and in a way suicidal, to be ambivalent towards such things. Such is the numbing poison of contemporary thought brewed up by those who have sought to deprive us of our humanity, in its essentially collective nature.
 
Karakhalkin-Gol said:
These posts from Paradox’s discord which explain it further. (Yes I grabbed it from Turkish twitter)
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also, quite a few strategy game-related servers got raided on stream.

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Just Turkroach things. I bet 90% of the review bombers did it from their apartment in Berlin or Amsterdam. Funny thing is that the biggest Turkish nationalists and Erdogan or Ataturk supporters live abroad. Most emigrate not over political dissidency but out of economic or educational opportunity, similar to Russian and since the 2010s Chinese emigrants.

Parjeets did the same thing in the mid 2010s with Snapchat when it was reported that Spiegel said he didn't want to expand to India or something because Snapchat is not targeted towards poor people, I still remember seeing the Play Store reviews.
 
It's sad because I still positively think of when I bought Mount & Blade (the original) when it was still in development by that Turkish man & wife couple (or so the story went) for $6, and they used those early sales while it was in beta to fund the masterpiece. It was a digital key but when I switched computers they had no problem transferring it etc etc. Really respected the work they did.

and then Paradox came out of (in my mind) nowhere to publish the official release, and generally I've kinda grumbled at the things Paradox has done that I don't think are the friendliest business practices (in contrast to how M&B started)

but while it's leaving me with quite some mixed feelings, my only conclusion is we gotta take control of all this for ourselves again... time to restart the Crusades
 
Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
In non-turkroach news, is CK3 fucking dogshit or is it just me? I haven't managed to find a fun way to continue to the end of a campaign yet because it all breaks down into the following issues:

  • Playing tall is useless because one of my children will end up accidentally inheriting some duchy slap bang in the middle of nowhere and I either end up with a province halfway across the map, or they take out the duchy I gave them.
  • Playing wide is just boring because literally everyone is easy to steamroll, and even despite having tier 4 authority my vassals will constantly blob outwards, even though in the fucking notes it says they require a hook to declare war outside my kingdom/empire.
  • Roleplaying doesn't work because it's just a case of cycling through the same 10 events per character. Personality quirks does the square root of fuck all as there's only usually one flavour event per lifetime.
  • Fighting to gain kingdoms only to gift them to family members so they can spread my genes will typically result in me inheriting something big down the line.
I think the most fun I've had so far is being a vassal of the HRE but even then it becomes a case of fighting against getting elected, as well as watch myself get a larger and larger penalty as the emperor keeps giving me duchies with no counties or baronies so I can't give them away. I'll destroy them and then the emperor will create them and give them back to me, so it's all for nothing.

At least CK2 felt like actions had more weight to them, there were plenty of events with no good choices just the lesser evil, and a war with say France was terrifying as opposed to now where I can just hug the outskirts and I'll be around 85% warscore before they even bother engaging.
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CK3 is absolute dogshit if playing single player. They dumbed it down way too far from CK2, turning it into absolute soulless garbage. It's funny as fuck when you have a multiplayer game though, especially if you have stupid competitions like trying to see who can create the ugliest child, the most fucked up incestuous family, murder the most people, etc. Even "serious" games can be hilarious when someone absolutely crashes out and starts raging.
 
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