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The Turks won, it's 1453 all over agian.
Every libtard faggot loves diversity of skin colour and food. Just not diversity of history, thought and morality that sees them idolizing their national heros who liberalism would see as evil.
All they really want is their morality to be universal. Which only amounts to tolerating people's sexual fetishes and drug addictions.
 
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Old Total War did a great job of how it handled agents - a spy was just some guy you could recruit a tavern who, at best, could cause some unrest or potentially open the gates of a settlement, but more likely was just being used to scout. And that's historically what they were. Half the time 'professional' spies were just travellers partially in the employ of someone who would detail what they saw in the course of their actual jobs or travels (speaking of old TW, the Tsardoms mod for TWM2 is so devoted to this that it has people like Bertrandon de la Broquiere be spies).

Even EU4 gets this; your diplomats are your spies. If anything it didn't go far enough by incorporating merchants and missionaries into espionage.
I also like Total war three kingdoms handling of agents. But what you say is true. W. Sommerset Maugham hated spy thrillers because they were unrealistic. he wrote an accurate spy thriller titled Ashenden. It is a boring thriller because it is accurate. Ashenden would just visit a city and have some fancy dinner because he is a famous writer and he is in that country for a book research. Years later they found out Sommerset was a spy and that book was actually his autobiography.

What's with Turks on the internet being so easily tilted? It reminds me of Argentineans or Indians with how quickly they crash out over the smallest things.
Because my people tend to see themselves as the center of the universe, important and unmoving mover, the hub of the wheel. Hubris with a shitty life leads to this.
Sultan Erdogan has been fanning flames of Turkish nationalism for most of his reign. And many Turks like pajeets believe that they are going to be next(islamic) superpower.
Not true. He has been fanning it since 2016 to 2023. Now not so much tbh.
Every libtard faggot loves diversity of skin colour and food. Just not diversity of history, thought and morality that sees them idolizing people who liberalism would see as evil.
All they really want is their morality to be universal. Which only amounts to tolerating people's sexual fetishes and drug addictions.
I never saw any Europeans talking about Atatürk as evil. Not in Netherlands, not in China, not in Belgium. Armenian Genocide is older than the republic of Turkey, and irrelevant to his history. If it was the Kurds that would be another matter.
Btw i just learned about this from here and i believe it is about Atatürk being evil because he commited Armenian genocide? If so that is factually wrong but whatever. Still my countrymen likes to get angry for anything.
 
So, uh

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What the fuck is the matter with these salty Roaches.



 
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Also do you guys recommend actually buying the game? Because I'm getting really tired of every couple of months having to pirate it again and have to manually install every mod again and again.
Buy a cheap key off a reseller for the base game and then cream api that shit. Paradox isn't getting anything from a 5usd steam key off g2a that was probably bought with a stolen credit card lol
 
ATTARAGH ATTARAGH ATTARAGH
KARA BOGAZ!
HAKIM EFENDIS!
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There's 100 million+ TORKS in the world, this is the power of demographic destiny. Ashina RPG from paracuck when?
Roaches did nothing wrong tbh, not only did the armenDOGS have it fucking coming but you can't not have Mustafa Kemal but allow Stalin of all people.
 
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Turks love Turkey so much they refuse to live there. They also love Ataturk so much they reject all of his beliefs and push for Islamism. Don't you dare insult the father of all Turks Ataturk, or as I like to call him, Papa Roach 🪳.
 
Congrats Turkroaches. You may be such a failure that you can't get rid of a gaggle of communist faggots in the last 100 years and counting, but hey, at least you got a change in a publishers' pedocord policy.
 
Its pretty retarded to have a rule of no real world figures and even more just to enforce it for one person.

On the other hand it's prime rage bait.
 
I’m Turkish and this is a great victory. Soon the Turkish flag will fly all over Europe. The masterful strategic pull back of Vienna, a stroke of genius and not a defeat, will not happen again so count what’s left of your pathetic European lives. The sword of Islam drives into your hearts once again!
 
It will never not be funny to me watching third worlders spazz out and review bomb games. It's always over the literal most petty and retarded tribalisist shit as well.
In fairness conservatives should have kept doing this type of thing during the culture war.
 
Unironically "Turkish" is something of a manufactured identity so they overcompensate out of insecurity.
They are literally the Indians of the Bosphorus.

They live in a fake nation and indeed, there is no such thing as a "Turk" in this day and age that can't trace their ancestry back to a Christian prisoner of war forced into becoming a Janissary.
 
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