💰 Grifter Owen Benjamin Smith / Big Bear - "147 IQ" Cult Leader, Flat Earther, Dinosaur Denier, Self hating Jew

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Yeah, Porsalin actually has skills and can make entertaining ass videos that lots of people like to watch. It must be even more of a hit to someone like Owen's ego when the guy making a mockumentary about him is an obscure content maker, but shows a bunch more talent than himself in said mockumentrary.

I've never watched LoS, how do they stand by Benjamin?
Not only was he an obscure user but he just did the shit for fun which must drive a mediocre drunk like Owen fuckin nuts.

LoS has had him on a couple times well after his meltdown began and they often talk well of him. I don't see him on the skankfest lineup.....yet.
 
I'm still livid this literal cock sucker and his pathetic followers drove porsalin off youtube. What blows my mind is how many legit comedians, like the skanks crew, still stand by this screaming mongoloid.
I got suckered into supporting Owen Benjamin for a few months as well, I infact went to one of his standups a year ago (it was only $40 for two tickets so whatever). It was fucked up that he got 86'd off Twitter for being an asshole on there, everyone is a piece of shit on that site. He just appeared to be a middling comedian who was rather goofy. He used to write conspiracy theories but still conceded that he's a tard.

I think many people are still like what I was and not paying attention, who has time to listen to that chucklefuck ramble on streams? I hope his wife has the common sense to put his ass in rehab before he ruins them. If the Bears were in close proximity to each other I could easily imagine him trying to pull some Manson Family style crimes, it's so apparent how furious he is from being excommunicated from Hollywood.
 
I got suckered into supporting Owen Benjamin for a few months as well, I infact went to one of his standups a year ago (it was only $40 for two tickets so whatever). It was fucked up that he got 86'd off Twitter for being an asshole on there, everyone is a piece of shit on that site. He just appeared to be a middling comedian who was rather goofy. He used to write conspiracy theories but still conceded that he's a tard.

I think many people are still like what I was and not paying attention, who has time to listen to that chucklefuck ramble on streams? I hope his wife has the common sense to put his ass in rehab before he ruins them. If the Bears were in close proximity to each other I could easily imagine him trying to pull some Manson Family style crimes, it's so apparent how furious he is from being excommunicated from Hollywood.

Man, I want to say some mean shit to you for supporting that moron but I just feel kinda bad for ya.

Hopefully his wife wises up and just leaves his dumb ass.
 
Don't give too much credit to this idiot on a matter of Porsalin leaving YouTube. In his farewell post he told that there were multiple reasons, such as "too time consuming", "not worth it financially", "I never wanted to be a youtuber" and lastly "Gavin is trying to dox me and Benjamin is spreading rumors about me". Though in his call to Dick Masterson he admitted, that Benjamin and his gay club have more in common with a cult, than he thought during the creation of his documentary.
 
He's kind of a tard but he does good work regarding Owen.
Yep. Like I said over on the Teddy Spaghetti Lolcows the Crockster is an acquired taste but after Crockmas 2019 I'm acquiring it. He's like a little attack terrier that has bitten Faux Day and Owen's bear cult on their collective asses and not letting go.
 
According to this talking egg, the big bad big bear was swatted!


Let's wait and see if we get any real evidence of it happening.
 
Big Bear tells us it's an average think for dude's to get naked and punch/spank each other. If you don't get nude and wrestle your bros it's because you live in mommy's basement!

 
Big Bear tells us it's an average think for dude's to get naked and punch/spank each other. If you don't get nude and wrestle your bros it's because you live in mommy's basement!

i hope he films that sometime to prove it to the haters
 
Big Bear tells us it's an average think for dude's to get naked and punch/spank each other. If you don't get nude and wrestle your bros it's because you live in mommy's basement!

What is it with these 'conservatives' who all seem to be in the closet?
McInnes and the faggotry with the Proud Boys, Benjamin and his homoerotic cult, Crowder putting dresses every chance he gets, Fuentes and the furfag, Charlie Kirk... well, being Charlie Kirk.

Is there some kind of chemical or toxin in the cheap MAGA hats that's turning them that way, or they've always been that way and they just can't hold it in any longer?
 
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At first I was all, "Nah, Owen's not gay. Sure, he's awfully interested in the homosexuality of others, but he's got a wife and kids, right?"

Then I saw just how rabidly his followers white knight for him. I've only seen that level displayed for thots or hoes (who actually give out the pussy), or some woman that the beta cuck is desperate to get to notice him. Point being, I've only ever seen this type of faggotry expressed for a person dudes want to stick their dick in. I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I strongly suspect Owen Benjamin is a gaymo.
 
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Recently there has been infighting in Beg Bears cave which has caused an exodus of some longtime bears. I don't want this to be a list of literal who's, that being said, I don't think my post would make sense without some background information. Here we go:

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Singalong Bear and Nathaniel Slattery Bear

Owen likes to keep around Bears that have talents he can exploit for free. Singalong Bear seems to be relatively well liked within the community and does parody songs like this one about lemons on DLive to Coldplays "Yellow." Nate does long-winded, boring ass streams about the Bible that are chock-full of Owenisms. Obviously, Singalongs content is much more accessible and popular which made Nate jealous and desperate to draw the attention of Big Bear...
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All of the bears are sycophants so it's hard to draw attention that way. What's a bear to do? Pick up a tambourine and play alongside Singalong? No, too beta. So he did the next best thing: picked fights with his fellow bears by calling them whores, predators and livestreaming their children!

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Ty Richards

This guy made a tour poster for Owen and it seems like the attention he got for that made Nate a little jealous of him as well. So Nate decided to act like a huge creep about it and do a livestream where he looked at photos of Ty's young daughters and called them whores for ... some reason? Anyway, Ty put him and Owen on blast:
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Which caused some of the bears to act fucking psychotic. Ty covered this in an AMA (Archive) and showed some of the threats he has been receiving, such as the following from Heterodoxy Bear:
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Interestingly, Ty claims he brought his screenshots and videos of Owen talking about bears killing people to the police. There is some speculation that the "swatting" Vox and Owen keep harping on about was actually in reference to this matter. However, I have yet to find any but concrete evidence of this.

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Saucen Bear and Semper Bear

Saucen was a longtime bear that Nate said, "acts like a whore." During one of Owens livestreams he talking about Nate and Singalong so, she brought it up. Ever the mature leader, he responded by screaming "WHORE" at her multiple times. This video gives a pretty concise rundown of what happened:


After this she cut ties with the group, as did her friend Semper Bear who made a long video explaining his frustrations with Owen.

Eventually, Nate did apologize for his behavior, not in reference to the creepy kid shit or to the people he insulted, but to Big Bear. I'm having trouble finding the video of Owen reading the letter Nate sent apologizing to him, but I remember it happening because it gave me such strong secondhand embarrassment. This has been way too long but I'll end on an uplifting note:
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They got married a few months ago. I would bet dollars to donuts they have some sort of arrangement in case Singalong gets the opportunity to be the new Dolev and share a romantic evening with Beg Bear at Epcot. Nate won't have any problem, as long as he can watch.
 
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Fellow lolcows Mersh and Royce found out that apparently Owen has been drinking turpentine as a way to detox.

SCRATCH THAT. I found a version without the fat tards.

 
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