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I love you Kiwis, you make me smile while I'm on the liquor store toilet, taking a fat greasy shit
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Pix of shit in box or it didn't happenI love you Kiwis, you make me smile while I'm on the liquor store toilet, taking a fat greasy shit
I lost my cat approximately 4 hours ago and I was wondering if anybody has found it. I do not know what it looks like, and I do not want you to know it's name. It's none of your fucking business. I'm calling the cops if nobody finds my cat and you still manage to find out it's name...and you're all going to jail. The cat does not like fish and that is not a sexual innuendo. I prepared a feast for it, but it escaped the zip-ties a put around it's paws. I guess it would have helped if I tied the paws together, but again..it's none of your god damn business or I'm calling the police. I am not angry. I made that up but it's completely irrelevant to the case; the case which involes my missing cat. Bring me a cat, or I will call the cops. I have dark brown hair, brown eyes, 6'0" in height, approximately 170 lbs. of everything you have dreamt of. I am white in complexion. Israel has awesome commandos with knives and berets so I am also 1/4 Japanese but I am white. The older ladies say I look like a mix between Keanu Reeves and Billy Crystal. The ladies, they love me, you see? Please help me find the cat, this is not an option for you. I hope the information I have given helps you. Gargle warm salt water and stare at the mirror with 3-D glasses on at 88 MPH and you will find the answer. The answer to my fucking cat. F u ck it j u st b ri ng m e as m a ny ca t s as pos s ib le. I am American and I love jean shorts. I am so angry that there are cats out there that aren't my cat. I can't believe how serious people are on some of the posts on here..."I'm just a dude that likes sports and Nickelback is a good band but rap really isn't my cup of tea."..."I like rock and rap nbo country but some, Ed Hardy, and I want to be like the guys in Jersey Shore." fools.
You might want to call your doctor about that, I have no idea.Am I having a stroke?
Does that thread contain images of any Iraqi? If so he was probably fapping.View attachment 161072
I like how he started this garbage fire and now is casually reading a thread about Iraq War like his porn addiction story wasn't plastered on the front page.
Hate to be gross, but Ill admit it. I am addicted to porn/sex chat and I have been for years.
I wonder if any of you have dealt with this issue, and if there is any way you can overcome it?
I have had this little addiction since late in high school, and it has lasted till now, about 9 years later.
How do I overcome this? I feel I need to since I feel it has made me miss out on social opprotunites, dampened my academic/life performance, and has just made me an overall sadder,unhappier person.
I have to admit it is likely a trainwreck on the brain, not too different from doing a line of cocaine daily?
I have some strategies
1. Do other hobbies such as reading,playing a musical instrument or something like that.
2. Become a serious gamer again. I stopped playing video games in a serious way sometime in high school just to "get with the program" academically. I did not bring my own game system to college because, clever me, I thought Games would isolate me. Well, turns out porn/sex chat became my new "serious game."
I think by playing video games, idk.. it just seems a fun, easy hobby with a quick reward.
Again, sorry for the grossness of the topic, but I am curious if any of you have struggled with anything similar, and how/if you overcame it.