Oregon Gas Crisis - Starting 2018 the right way

The state of Oregon has joined 48 other states in the union to allow “self-service” gas stations, meaning you can now pump your own gas as opposed to a “full-service” station where an employee does it for you.
New Jersey is now the only state to not allow self-service at all.


https://www.boredpanda.com/pump-your-own-gas-stations-laws-oregon/

This comment raises more questions, like “how did you almost die?”

The machines are taking jobs once again. I don’t remember fucking up pumping gas so badly I smell like it.

You wearing a skirt in winter in Oregon is on you, don’t blame the gas.

“cooties”

“transients”

Job opportunities await!

Edit: This was moved from it’s original forum Salt Mine to Articles and Happenings so I edited the title.

 

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until you read on and find that they actually think the task of putting a nozzle into a hole is beneath them.

That's the bull's job

 

[The_Truth]

Isn't Oregon on the west coast? That frightens me. Especially because they'd be our first line of defense from an invasion.

LOL, which of these noodle armed fruitloops are going to stand up to a west coast invasion?

The Berkley Bros couldn't even defend themselves against a numerically smaller group of 10th century alt knights

 

[Caesare]

TBH people like this are why not a lot stores are more self automated. It's old and middle age people who don't trust them dang ol computers or are too lazy to do shit themselves.

We've been been living with computers and automated things in our society for over thirty years now, I don't think getting old suddenly turns people into lazy numbskulls.